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Funny story: Bush decries "partisan" Congress for establishing Memorial Day

Bush decries "partisan" Congress for establishing Memorial Day

WASHINGTON -- President Bush criticized the 1971 U.S. Congress for their official establishment of Memorial Day, calling them "petty partisans" attempting to politicize the occupation of Iraq.

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Funny story: Bush "troubled" by activist Founding Fathers

Bush "troubled" by activist Founding Fathers

WASHINGTON -- President Bush said Wednesday he was "troubled" by assertions of so-called "Constitutional" rights and the right to "pursue happiness", referring to legal decisions in Massachusetts and the Ninth Circuit an...

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Funny story: Number Of Electronic Devices That Actually Work Correctly On The Rise

Number Of Electronic Devices That Actually Work Correctly On The Rise

A survey released by the World Trade Organization reveals that as many as 44% of electronic devices worldwide actually worked correctly last year, an increase from 39% the year prior.

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Funny story: Disney Rejects Comcast Takeover Offer, Cites Bid's Lack of Catchy Soundtrack

Disney Rejects Comcast Takeover Offer, Cites Bid's Lack of Catchy Soundtrack

The board of directors of The Walt Disney Company on Monday unanimously rejected a takeover bid from cable giant Comcast Corp. as "a real downer", but said it would consider any higher offer if it were in the form of a musical recording...

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Funny story: Taiwan's President Opens Door for Unification, Getting Hung By Toenails

Taiwan's President Opens Door for Unification, Getting Hung By Toenails

TAIPEI -- Taiwan's president Chen Shui-bian does not rule out the possibility that the breakaway republic may eventually reunify with China, known for arresting and torturing dissidents such as the president of a breakaway republic.

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Funny story: President Blames "Faulty Intelligence" For Wrong Date Of Rapture

President Blames "Faulty Intelligence" For Wrong Date Of Rapture

President Bush said he would call for an independent, non-denominational commission to investigate intelligence failures regarding the predicted date of the Rapture.

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