It's said a suit makes the man, but I have to argue that the man makes the suit. Suits are considered the professional attire of businessmen, but I beg to differ that they're the uniform of conformists. Sure they may look good when suited to a specific region and time, but in all actuality they are just overpriced if not dangerous clothing.
It doesn't seem that long ago that the cut of the jib...
With Spring just around the corner, I decided the first thing I'd clean would be my wallet. Nearly two inches thick, my billfold has become just too unwieldy for my back pocket. While this isn't a problem at home, commuting can be a pain in the...you know what I mean.
The first thing to go was the month's worth of debit card receipts accumulated from the local grocery stores. It's not often I c...
Two and a half tons of marijuana was discovered in an Afghani school, leading authorities to inspect other students' lockers only to discover twice that much in opium stashed away.
"These enemy combatants think they can hide their drugs from us?"...
Police reports regarding so-called "necktie bandits" have been flooding emergency phone centers as the rise of assaults on businessmen have been increasing around cities' financial districts.
Assailants are grabbing the neckties of passersby and f...
(Seattle) University of Washington's C-9 Live Mach 1 Telescreen more than lives up to its name in sophistication.
Applied as paint, the inexpensive video display Live processors incorporate multi-spectrum cameras, HyperSonic Sound, and neural netw...
Charter Industrial Applications announced today their new suite of Picture Perfect Pets home security systems applications.
The interactive home protection devices are available in a wide range of species including the popular Tribble from the ori...
Support groups of individuals addicted to pornography are a growing trend. Therapists report that for their clients it is the only way they can achieve sexual gratification, but most refuse to destroy their collections.
These sexual obsessions hav...
(Seattle, WA) An eighth grade school science fair project involving the assembly of a homemade quartz crystal radio evolved into much more when student Bart Starr Sampson stumbled upon the research of inventor Nikola Tesla after wondering how the Tes...
Today's headline news out of Europe reports of archaeologists discovering an ancient skeleton of a young woman in the Greek city of Veria that apparently underwent a medical procedure known as trepaning (or trephining).
Norway made world news recently with the opening of a Doomsday Vault close to the North Pole to safeguard seed stocks that haven't been genetically modified.
Yahoo! News recently reported of an Associated Press investigation into the quality of drinking water that discovered minute amounts of pharmaceuticals including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones.
A recent study found that people over the age of 30 have better memories than younger adults schooled in public and private education.
WTVQ in Lexington, Kentucky recently reported that state representative Tim Couch wants to make anonymous internet posting illegal.
Lord? Thank you for this bounty for which we are about to receive. I'd like to especially thank the migrant workers who culled the crops so that we could purchase the products conveniently at our local grocier.
On October 23, NASA plans to launch yet another shuttle mission into space. News leaked by insiders today reports of them attempting to retrieve the dead dog from Russia's 1957 Sputnik-2 experiment into space travel.
Researchers at the University of Florida studied what people actually look at when the objects are beautiful people reports the September issue of the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology.
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