Misshapen model Heather Mills McCartney has tried to appear naked on British television to announce to the world that she is not a publicity seeker.
Poppy pushes the Royal British Legion have thrown a right old knees-up for the woman who made the Second World War just that little bit more bearable, Dame Vera Lynn.
British soldiers are said to be waiting in eager anticipation the activation of the British military's Skynet 5 porn satellite.
Comic actor and excited archaeologist Tony Robinson has uncovered traces of a 2000 year old Roman settlement at Sillybilly Hill in Wiltshire.
Amateur actress and marriage-wrecker Elizabeth Hurley and love-cheat Count Arun von Nayar have tied the knot for the second time in a fortnight.
Former Darkness frontman Justin Hawkins is hoping to wow the public into voting for him and Beverlei Brown to represent the UK in this year's Eurovision Snog Contest.
Asteroid attractor Connor McGreedy, the Geordie boy who just can't say no to food, is to be allowed to wear clown shoes so that he can see his feet. Connor, who is from Wallsend and, on a particularly obese day, adjoining Byker, hasn't seen h...
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