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Man Buys Black-And-White TV Set

Funny story: Man Buys Black-And-White TV Set

A man who craves the return of 'the good old days', took a step down that path at the weekend, when he bought a black-and-white television set from an old woman who wanted rid of it, for £10. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Hull, is easily old enough to be a...

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French Rioters Try To Pull Eiffel Tower Down

Funny story: French Rioters Try To Pull Eiffel Tower Down

The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...

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Buzzcocks' Pete Shelley And The Fall's Mark E. Smith To Have A Pint And Form Supergroup

Funny story: Buzzcocks' Pete Shelley And The Fall's Mark E. Smith To Have A Pint And Form Supergroup

Pete Shelley, the Buzzcocks frontman, is to form a supergroup with Mark E. Smith of The Fall, who died in January. Shelley - real name Peter Campbell McNeish - was 63, and died of a suspected heart attack at his home in Estonia on Thursday. He and...

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O2 Network Collapse Causes Chaos

Funny story: O2 Network Collapse Causes Chaos

Millions of customers were unable to access their mobile data today when the O2 network suddenly stopped working due to "technical problems". The company did not specify what the problems were, but suffice to say that they were technically technic...

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Theresa May And Jeremy Corbyn To Mudwrestle

Funny story: Theresa May And Jeremy Corbyn To Mudwrestle

Prime Minister, Theresa May, and Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, have cancelled their plans to hold a televised head-to-head debate in front of the nation, and have agreed, instead, to engage in a bout of mudwrestling. May, who suffered three smackd...

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Turner Prize 2018 Dominated By Smartphone Videos

Funny story: Turner Prize 2018 Dominated By Smartphone Videos

The Turner Prize 2018 has gone to Charlotte Prodger, a 44-year-old Scottish lesbian who filmed herself 'coming out' on her iPhone, but the second and third-placed entries were also videos recorded on phones. Second place went to the Hull-born soci...

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Boy Sniffed Bicycle Seat

Funny story: Boy Sniffed Bicycle Seat

Several people in the Hull area have made verbal statements to the effect that, back in 1976, they witnessed a schoolboy sniffing a bicycle seat. The incident happened at Sydney Smith High School, Anlaby, near Hull, and was seen by numerous 'frien...

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Honduran Migrant Caravan Has 'Disappeared'

Funny story: Honduran Migrant Caravan Has 'Disappeared'

The Honduran migrant caravan, which was said to contain at least 7,000 men, women and children heading towards the US/Mexico border, has disappeared. The caravan, which was thought to have many murderers, rapists, robbers and other types of crimin...

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Pogues Christmas Hit 'Fairytale Of New York' Comes Onto LGBT Radar

Funny story: Pogues Christmas Hit 'Fairytale Of New York' Comes Onto LGBT Radar

Christmas, the time of year when families get together and celebrate, and love and happiness is shared throughout the community, is almost upon us once again, and, to mark this festive season, the LGBT community is demanding that The Pogues song, 'Fa...

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President Trump Christmas Album Out Thursday

Funny story: President Trump Christmas Album Out Thursday

US President Donald Trump has, this morning, revealed in a tweet that he is to break into the music industry "with a purpose" by releasing a Christmas album that is available from Thursday. The album features various Trump speeches recorded over t...

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Mate Tea Bag Thrown At President Trump At G20 Summit

Funny story: Mate Tea Bag Thrown At President Trump At G20 Summit

There was controversy in Buenos Aires this evening, when delegates leaving the G20 Summit were surprised by a protestor who threw a mate tea bag at US President, Donald Trump, hitting him on the forehead. Police moved in, and a woman was led away...

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G20 Summit Hears That Global Warming Is Good News For Marine Animals

Funny story: G20 Summit Hears That Global Warming Is Good News For Marine Animals

Delegates at the G20 summit in Buenos Aires watched and listened in a hypnotized silence this afternoon, as they were informed by a mystery speaker that, contrary to popular opinion, Global Warming is actually a good thing - for all the creatures tha...

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Jamal Khashoggi Officially Forgotten About

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi Officially Forgotten About

Jamal Khashoggi, the murdered dissident journalist who was so savagely slain in the Saudi Arabian consulate in Istanbul on 2 October, has been officially forgotten about, it can be revealed. Khashoggi, who had only gone to the consulate to get som...

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New Species Of Brown Trout Discovered In Scottish Loch

Funny story: New Species Of Brown Trout Discovered In Scottish Loch

There was great excitement in Scotland earlier this afternoon, when an entirely new species of Brown Trout was discovered in Loch Laidon on Rannoch Moor on the border of Argyll and Bute, and Perthshire. There are already four other species of bro...

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Michael Cohen Lying About Not Telling The Truth?

Funny story: Michael Cohen Lying About Not Telling The Truth?

There have been some sensational scenes in US politics this week, with Michael Cohen, the one-time attorney of US president, Donald Trump, freely admitting under questioning that he had previously lied to Congress when he said that Trump had ceased n...

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Funny story: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Movie stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose marriage ended in a split in 2016, have ended their custardy battle in agreement, reports the Spoof. Pitt and Jolie - commonly referred to by fans as 'Brangelina' - have six children aged between 10...

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Man Finds £20 Note In Charity Shop Book

Funny story: Man Finds £20 Note In Charity Shop Book

A man who bought a book from a charity shop in Hull, had the surprise of his life when he returned home and examined it, finding a £20 note that its original owner had been using as a bookmark! Moys Kenwood, 55, spotted the copy of the excellent J...

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NASA Explains InSight Probe And All Other Space Exploration

Funny story: NASA Explains InSight Probe And All Other Space Exploration

NASA officials have defended the space agency's InSight probe to discover the interior structure of Mars, after facing pointed criticism, earlier in the week, that the project was an "astronomical waste of money". The landing on the surface of Ma...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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