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Funny story: Rod Hull's Emu Arrested After Running Amok In Devon

Rod Hull's Emu Arrested After Running Amok In Devon

Former childrens TV star and Michael Parkinson attacker Emu, has been sectioned under the mental health act following an alcohol fuelled rampage in picturesque Barnstaple, North Devon. The 'Emu's Pink Windmill Show' star has been in steady decline...

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Funny story: Rosemary Shrager Told To "Cook Off" Out Of The Jungle

Rosemary Shrager Told To "Cook Off" Out Of The Jungle

With just four more days left of ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!', TV cook Rosemary Shrager has been told to get the cook off the show by it's viewers. Rotund Rosemary, previously best known for her role on ITV's 'Ladette to Lady' when...

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Funny story: Joey Barton: Maybe I'm Too Clever To Be A Footballer

Joey Barton: Maybe I'm Too Clever To Be A Footballer

Former Manchester City and Newcastle United player Joey Barton is already big news in France following his first match in Marseille colours. He joined them from Queens Park Rangers in a bid to rebuild his tarnished reputation as the maddest footba...

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Funny story: Helen Flanagan Pouts Her Way Out Of The Jungle

Helen Flanagan Pouts Her Way Out Of The Jungle

Former Coronation Street star Helen Flanagan has become the latest celebrity to be voted off ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' Upon her departure most of the remaining celebrities seemed genuinely sorry that she'd gone, except for former...

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Funny story: Leicester Man Causes Public Transport Kerfuffle

Leicester Man Causes Public Transport Kerfuffle

We've not seen any perillous edge-of-your-seat bus related rhubarbery since Keanu Reeves' blockbuster film 'Speed'. That's unless you believe seventy-three year old Leicester man Maurice Cataract's story. Following the collapse of a driver on t...

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Funny story: Ten Reasons Why George W. Bush Is An Idiot

Ten Reasons Why George W. Bush Is An Idiot

Recently released US government documents have shed light on George W. Bush's time as President of the United States. They reveal the sort of lunacy President Dubya's staff had to put up with during his two terms in office. We have compiled a list of ten of the most idiotic things he said and did or thought. 1) When discussing foreign affairs with his advisors Bush believed they were talk...

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Funny story: Carrier Pigeons Secret WWII Message Decoded

Carrier Pigeons Secret WWII Message Decoded

UK intelligence agency GCHQ has spent weeks attempting to decipher a secret WWII message found on a dead pigeons leg that was discovered up a chimney in leafy Surrey. After initially appealing to the public for help they've finally cracked it them...

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Funny story: 'Arry Comes Out Of The Dark As It's Lights Out For Sparky

'Arry Comes Out Of The Dark As It's Lights Out For Sparky

Former Manchester City, Blackburn and Wales manager Mark Hughes has been shown the door by Queens Park Rangers after a terrible start to the season. The Loftus Road club are currently doing a good impression of a veruca in as much as they're roote...

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Funny story: Limahl Sent Back To The Eighties After Jungle Ordeal

Limahl Sent Back To The Eighties After Jungle Ordeal

Today's barely remembered celebrity to be voted off ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' was eighties pop singer Limahl. The Kajagoogoo front man, who cleverly rearranged the letters of his surname Hamill to come up with his stage name, exp...

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Funny story: Aussie Cricketer Smashes Up Dressing Room, Again

Aussie Cricketer Smashes Up Dressing Room, Again

After demolishing a third dressing room in recent weeks, Australian international cricketer Daniel Christian has been suspended by his state team South Australia. His latest violent outburst was thought to be as a consequence of another poor perfo...

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Funny story: No Worries For Dorries As She's Booted Out Of The Jungle

No Worries For Dorries As She's Booted Out Of The Jungle

Occassional Conservative MP and full-time attention seeker Nadine Dorries has become the first person to be voted off ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'. Dorries, who's not even a celebrity, became the first sitting MP since George Gallowa...

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Funny story: Underperforming Rafael Benitez Sacked By Chelsea

Underperforming Rafael Benitez Sacked By Chelsea

Chelsea dictator Roman Abramovich has decided to relieve recently appointed manager Rafa Benitez of his duties after no games in charge. The news will come as no shock to most football fans as Abramovich is a notoriously hard man to please, a fact...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Chimps Suffer Mid-Life Crises Too

Scientists Discover Chimps Suffer Mid-Life Crises Too

Following extensive research by a group of scientists it's been confirmed that chimpanzees are even more like humans than we thought. Researchers studied the behaviour of around 500 captive chimps all over the world and found that their sense of w...

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Funny story: "Kiss It Better" Insurance Policy Unveiled

"Kiss It Better" Insurance Policy Unveiled

Following the huge success of the personal injury lawyers advert where former average tennis player and T.V host Andrew Castle patronisingly claims that "sometimes sorry makes everything okay," one of the UK's leading personal injury lawyers has devi...

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Funny story: Little Divot Man Accuses Local Casino Of Cheating

Little Divot Man Accuses Local Casino Of Cheating

Following a night of copious drinking, excessive cigarette smoking and reckless gambling with his wife's gin money, Little Divot man Clive Peddle has issued a stark warning to anyone else contemplating doing the same. Mr Peddle told us, "After all...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Suffers Choking Embarrassment

Wayne Rooney Suffers Choking Embarrassment

Manchester United and England star Wayne Rooney is facing a night in hospital after choking on a dismantled Rubik's Cube at his Cheshire home. Speaking from outside the People's Dispensary for Sick Animals (PDSA) in Warrington where Rooney is recu...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Demands To Inspect All Election Ballot Papers

Donald Trump Demands To Inspect All Election Ballot Papers

Following President Obama's victorious bid for a second term in the White House, his nemesis Donald Trump has launched a scathing attack against him and democracy on Twitter. Trump, a US property mogul and internationally renowned idiot, who suppo...

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