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Funny story: Alex99's First Fan Mail

Alex99's First Fan Mail

Today I was delighted to receive my first fan mail. It is such a thrill to get an email like the one below. There are some spelling mistakes but it's the thought that counts. My reply is at the end of this article. From: nancy Sent: Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:00:24 AM My Dearest One, It is a great pleasure to masturbate with you and i hope and believe that we will make a good and reliabl...

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Funny story: Saif Guddayfee In London Shoot Out

Saif Guddayfee In London Shoot Out

As a cat I am privy to many secrets of the Guddayfee family. They even talk to me and ask my advice on state policy. But how do I know-I am just a cat, but they seem to think I am more than that. Perhaps the Guddayfees are really Ewoks from Return of the Jedi and maybe I am C3PO. Anyway, last week Saif decided to take me on a shopping trip around London. Somehow he managed to land at Heathrow a...

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Funny story: Ostriches Prepare for 2013 Austrian Invasion

Ostriches Prepare for 2013 Austrian Invasion

Ostriches of Southern Russia led by their leader Kurt launched an IPO in preparation for their attack on Osterreich in August 2013. The Spoof! has managed to see one of the prospectus and it seems clear that the ostriches are new to this sort of thin...

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Funny story: Regal Mail Stamps for 2012

Regal Mail Stamps for 2012

What fires your imagination? Famous people, great art, historic events or major anniversaries? They're all here on Regal Mail Special Stamps. In 2012 we're making a number of stamp issues available; each one beautifully capturing the richness and diversity of British heritage and culture. If you want to make sure you receive each of the Special Stamps and their associated products as soon as...

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Funny story: Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Armies of frogs led by goats took over New York yesterday and threatened to launch nuclear war on the USA after they discovered that they had been the principal ingredients in Big Macs since 1956. The frogs were led by a goat called William who ru...

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Funny story: At Home With The Guddayfee Family

At Home With The Guddayfee Family

'We tried so many times to penetrate the compound. I sent three but they all died trying, said a tearful Mr Lowton.' But that was during peace-during a civil war it had to be easier. At my first and only office party. I drew the short straw and went disguised as a cat and after several adventures which I may describe later, I wandered into the compound of the Guddayfis which is somewhere aroun...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Ill Mastermind of Global Financial Crisis

Kim Jong Ill Mastermind of Global Financial Crisis

North Korea can be blamed for the current global financial crisis after classified documents released by the IMF clearly show that a certain Mr Damani Maru aka Mr Kim Jong Il, sent millions of emails around the world begging for money. A bored Mr...

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Funny story: Saddam: Sex Change and Shopping

Saddam: Sex Change and Shopping

It's pretty dangerous being a dictator nowadays, and that even goes for allegedly dead ones such as Saddam and that is why we both decided that we needed to buy some Stealth clothing for me and gender reassignment for Saddam so that we could blend in with the people and hopefully complete an assignment on webcam suicides. Mindful of the fact that a former Prime Minister of Iraq called Nuri Sai...

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Funny story: Alex 99 vs Alex Duggan-60 Murders Plus (M.O.R.P.H. Remix)

Alex 99 vs Alex Duggan-60 Murders Plus (M.O.R.P.H. Remix)

Last week I arranged a meeting with Kim Jong Ill on the set of the new Internet TV show called 60 Murders Plus. Since the world is a stage the set can be anywhere you like. Kim is a wonderful guy who after murdering his father is now in mismanagement and is currently Emperor of North Korea. He tasked me to find a serial killer at work and interview him. It seemed dangerous to mention that I was a...

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Funny story: Hydra Invasion of Swindon Narrowly Averted

Hydra Invasion of Swindon Narrowly Averted

Residents of Swindon had a lucky escape yesterday after a UFO crash landed full of Hydras on a health tourism trip. The Hydras had incorrectly heard that the UK has a first class health service and had flown all the way from Pluto. One of the hydras is a Siamese Hydra meaning that it has 16 heads instead of the normal 8 and had heard that it could be successfully operated on. The Siamese Hy...

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Funny story: Saddam Alive and Well in Trampoline

Saddam Alive and Well in Trampoline

Alarmed at the recent rise in suicides over the internet in which people send emails requesting to die live via webcam, this reporter was sent to Trampoline in Libya for an exclusive. As so often happens, we were expecting a short Science and Technology article out of this assignment, but instead ended up with earth shattering headlines. This is the first part of a two part article. I arrived...

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Funny story: Singapore Shuts Down The Spoof! After Just Fifty Two Seconds

Singapore Shuts Down The Spoof! After Just Fifty Two Seconds

The efforts by the Lowton brothers to set up thespoof.co.sg ended in yet another failure yesterday after the Singaporean Government shut down the site and accused the Lowton brothers of lying on their application. Mr Benjamin Lowton, the youngest Low...

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Funny story: Advertorial:Can We Blow You Up?

Advertorial:Can We Blow You Up?

You have probably seen photos, television programs and cinema reels about the stuff that happened yesterday , but until you experience it for yourself you won't really understand what it's like. Nothing on earth matches the sensations you will experience, the thrill of breathing and moving under the direct threat of being blown to bits in a market. Here at Qaeda Tours we will guide you and give yo...

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Funny story: Ostriches BBQ Brits in Southern Russia

Ostriches BBQ Brits in Southern Russia

Thousands of anxious parents are awaiting news concerning the fate of the 56,735 children who were secretly barbecued by the ostrich community in Southern Russia after their UFO crash landed on June 18th. The ostriches, who obviously knew their Lo...

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Funny story: Home Office Sued Over Wrong Citizenship Tests

Home Office Sued Over Wrong Citizenship Tests

Five thousand disgruntled potential British citizens are threatening to sue the Home Office after a pizza delivery boy mixed up the citizenship tests with several thousand GSCE exam papers. It seems that the people were given GSCE papers, rather t...

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Funny story: Japanese Develop Human Sperm in Mice

Japanese Develop Human Sperm in Mice

Just in case the world runs of out human beings, scientists at the Tokyo Institute for Genetic Research, have come up with a novel solution. Mice, those rodents we love to see on Tom and Jerry and in the two Houses of Congress, have been modified...

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