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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Says She Quit Because The White Bitch Is Just Way Too Flaky, Fruity, and Nutty

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Says She Quit Because The White Bitch Is Just Way Too Flaky, Fruity, and Nutty

LOS ANGELES - Shawn Chapman-Holley, who up until today was Lindsay Dee Lohan's attorney, said she had to quit in order to keep from going crazy. Chapman-Holley shook her head and said, "Damn. Ya know y'all dis here Lohan loon sho nuff be one flaky...

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Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor calls Elizabeth Taylor 'a slut'

Zsa Zsa Gabor calls Elizabeth Taylor 'a slut'

Hollywood - (Fur-Will-Fly!): Their mutual loathing of each other is legendary, much like Wallis Simpson and the Queen Mother. And this weekend Zsa Zsa Gabor slammed bride-to-be Elizabeth Taylor 'a quadriplegic slut' after a glitzy wheelchair-pos...

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Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor named Tsar Tsar

Zsa Zsa Gabor named Tsar Tsar

Hungarian legend and wedding cake-makers' favourite, actress and good-time-had-by-all girl Zsa Zsa Gabor, was today made the UK's official Tsar Tsar. 'There where so many Tsars being created', Prime Minister Gordon Brown said, 'that we needed to c...

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Funny story: Hollywood Icon Zsa Zsa Gabor Loses Fortune

Hollywood Icon Zsa Zsa Gabor Loses Fortune

Legendary 124-year-old screen queen Zsa Zsa Gabor and her husband Count Vlad Singismud have lost a fortune in the horrendous Bernie Madoff financial scandal, the Count claims. "We're mad as hatters, and we want our money back! Want our money back!...

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Funny story: Brown Backs Finance Minister Over U.K. Data Loss

Brown Backs Finance Minister Over U.K. Data Loss

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown is standing by his finance minister after opposition parties accused his government of incompetence and stupidity after losing confidential personal details of almost half the U.K. population.

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Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor "could end up legless"

Zsa Zsa Gabor "could end up legless"

Los Angeles - (Calamity Press): Fears that Queen of Outer Space star Zsa Zsa Gabor could end up legless have resulted in her being booked in for an operation at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles today.

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Funny story: The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

Beverly Hills, California - The once self-proclaim contender for father of the late Ana Nicole Smith's baby, eighth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Frederic Von Anhalt, was found handcuffed and naked in the backseat of his Rolls Royce, behind the Bel-A...

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Funny story: Von Assfelt sues Faux over Anna Nicole fraud slur

Von Assfelt sues Faux over Anna Nicole fraud slur

Florida - (Ass Press): Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederick Von Assfelt is suing Faux News and talk show host Bill O'Reilly after being deserted by his hate mail regulars and getting besiedge at the local grocery store by 'people givi...

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Funny story: Nancy Reagan dragged into Zsa Zsa husband's Anna Nicole baby fiasco

Nancy Reagan dragged into Zsa Zsa husband's Anna Nicole baby fiasco

Florida - (Rotters): Oblivious to the embarassment that he has heaped on his wife Zsa Zsa Gabor over paternity claims to Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn, feckless wannabe teutonic prince and former sauna/massage parlor manager Hans R...

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Funny story: Anna Nicole tampon fetches $50,000 on eBay

Anna Nicole tampon fetches $50,000 on eBay

Bahamas - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): A partially used tampon once worn by former Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith has broken all records by selling for over $50,000 on internet auction site eBay.

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Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor says von Asphalt is one dirty sodding bastard

Zsa Zsa Gabor says von Asphalt is one dirty sodding bastard

Monte Carlo - (Rotters): A heartbroken and humiliated Zsa Zsa Gabor was consulting her lawyers today after her husband of 20 years Prince Frederick von Assfelt claimed to have been shagging Anna Nicole Smith since 1990 and had also fathered her baby...

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