Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a pork pie hat wearing ignoramus for the most part was left hopping mad Saturday as he settled down with long suffering wife, Anne, and a case of yellow Belgian lemonade to watch the live X-Factor show. With a theme...
Sources close to the X-Factor (some bloke who lives a few houses down from the contestant's house) have told SEN that divas Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel are planning to have likenesses of X-Factor favourite Wagner Carillho in his Elvis jumpsuit, comp...
Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger was in no mood for taking prisoners this morning as he reported on last night's X-Factor proceedings. Speaking from a park bench in Golden Square in the heart of London's Soho district, a hungover...
Although most people tend to agree that his singing is as flat as a witch's tit, and that if reports are to be believed, his behaviour leaves much to be desired, Wagner once more survives the X-Factor vote off. Sources insist that at least fellow...
It's come to the attention of Skoob Entertainment News that chunky non-football playing Brazilian X-Factor hopeful, Wagner Carrilho threatened to head butt Harry Styles out of One Direction in an argument in the X-Factor house over a washing machine.
Radio One breakfast show presenter Chris Moyles was branded as "an interfering, fat tub of Leeds lard" by irate internet campaigners over the weekend as he appealed for listeners to his show to vote for Wagner Carrilho on the X-Factor. Sources say...
Saucy Wagner Carillho has been carpeted once again by X-Factor bosses after walking in on a naked Tesco Mary Byrne, then sitting on her bed and refusing to move until she allowed him to sing 'She Bangs!' by Ricky Martin. Sources say that Tesco Mar...
Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Wagner Carillho, the kung-fu kicking, pony tailed, Brazilian crooner is to drop out of the X-Factor show due to an arse problem. Despite a spirited rendition of Elvis Presley's 'Viva Rock Vegas'...
From 'Would You Ever Adam and Eve it inc.', Totally unverified. - Malvern chanteuse Cher Lloyd, who took the X-Factor by storm on Saturday with a heart rending rendition of 'Stay' by Shakespeare's Sister, who used to be the bit daggy one out of Banan...
A spokesman for the FBI, based in Quantico, Virginia, today told Skoob Entertainment News that Aiden Grimshaw, the pretty boy from Blackpool off the X-Factor has made the Bureau's Ten Most Wanted list, on the grounds that he shows every indication of...
Local kebab and pizza entrepreneur Ali Bullo today announced that a photoshopped X-Factor orgy poster is flying off the shelves at £5 a pop from local kebab and burger vans. The glossy 6x3 poster, cunningly put together by Ali's half Welsh cousin...
Hollywood - Pretty Reckless singer Taylor Momsen unleashed yet another foul mouthed tirade at reporters and paparazzi here today when she was asked to confirm or deny the existence of an XXX rated DVD featuring her and Katie Waissel off the X-Factor...
X-Factor insiders today revealed exclusively to Skoob Entertainment News that Wagner Carillho will survive this week's vote off. And that it won't be fixed. Even though the karate kicking Brazilian pony tailed eccentric can't sing or dance or r...
Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel are believed to be at war tonight after Cher stole Katie's hair dresser. A bitter war of words has broken out and Katie is believed to have said "Cher's welcome to him, he's rubbish" The hairdresser in question is no...
Amazing scenes on the live edition of X-Factor Saturday night as Simon Cowell's act, the girl band Belle Amie, looking ever so slightly orange, lined up to hear the judges' verdicts. Louis Walsh decided to take the opportunity to launch a broadsid...
Good news for Simon Cowell's X-Factor girl band Belle Amie as they turned in a reasonable rendition of the Pretenders' 'I'll Stand By You' on Saturday night's live X-Factor show. But as the needle described herein elsewhere between Simon and crack...
Katie Waissel off the X-Factor - until recently subjected to online hate campaigns and media vilification - emerged smiling on the X-Factor's 'Guilty Pleasures' show after she won the hearts of the nation with a retro jazz rendition of the song 'I Wa...
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