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Funny story: "The Enlightenment... Reason Triumphing" - A New Movie

"The Enlightenment... Reason Triumphing" - A New Movie

Hollywood Freemasons in a bid to spruce up their new image ... "we are not a secret society but a society with secrets"... and to mark their coming out of hiding after five centuries of back-room shenanigans, have financed and written a movie called "The Enlightenment". Despite psychotic editing and direction, loony tunes story line, atrocious acting, idiot dialogue and extravagantly corny s...

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Funny story: Kim Jung Un Hospitalized With Over-Inflated Testicles

Kim Jung Un Hospitalized With Over-Inflated Testicles

According to reliable sources in the Chinese Ministry of Health, North Korean leader Kim Jung Un has been hospitalized in China due to his over-inflated testicles. Sources close to Kim say that a typographical and translational error occurred befo...

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Funny story: Russia to invade Poland if they lose!

Russia to invade Poland if they lose!

Russian footy thugs, hooligans, racists, piss artists and some decent supporters (not many though) are marching through the streets of Warsaw, POLAND (!) tonight in a show of strength, Big Brother is watching and over the top national pride. They...

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Funny story: North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure

North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure

North Korea has attributed the recent rocket launch failure to the Philippines. According to Pyongyang, the North Korean rocket was subjected to electronic warfare waged by Philippine IT experts hidden in a bunker deep under Malacanang, the president...

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Funny story: Supermarket Wars start World War 3

Supermarket Wars start World War 3

Tossco, Britain's biggest and dearest Supermarket chain (after Wotrose) has suffered a fall in its UK sales for the fourth consecutive quarter, despite a £500 million discounting campaign. The latter produced fantastic discounts averaging as much as...

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Funny story: WWIII avoided for now

WWIII avoided for now

WASHINGTON DC - The President has calmed the Chinese military who had been ready to attack the United States, as previously reported Our mole in the White House communications room has intercepted this diplomatic communication, addressed to the Ch...

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Funny story: China prepares for war in response to Obama calling his dog

China prepares for war in response to Obama calling his dog

WASHINGTON DC - A panicky First Lady called our news desk while seated on her throne: the Chinese military, who had been bugging and listening in on the White House, is at the highest level of military alertness; this in response to the President cal...

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Funny story: Supermarket Wars start WW3!

Supermarket Wars start WW3!

Tossco, Britain's biggest and dearest Supermarket chain (after Wotrose) has suffered a fall in its UK sales for the fourth consecutive quarter, despite a £500 million discounting campaign. The latter produced fantastic discounts averaging as much...

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Funny story: Bin Laden dead? Here's what's next.

Bin Laden dead? Here's what's next.

WHITE HOUSE-WASHINGTON; Defence Administration Official Ed Bighorn has announced that a new defence strategy has been implemented in the wake of the assassination of Osama Bin Laden. The two thousand page document makes for daunting reading.

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Funny story: World War Three Starts Over FIFA 2018 World Cup

World War Three Starts Over FIFA 2018 World Cup

LONDON & MOSCOW - After revelations that Russia is hosting the 2018 World Cup, Britain have started WW3 with Russia. David Cameron, coming to Cabinet in a drunken stupor, mostly to drown his sorrows of the lost investment, ordered his Cabinet...

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Funny story: US Wikileaks anger Germans and could lead to WWIII!

US Wikileaks anger Germans and could lead to WWIII!

The well publicised Wikileaks have angered German top politicians so much that they are even contemplating revenge. A top rank emergency cabinet meeting was held yesterday in Berlin to discuss the crisis. Angela Merkel and her "gay" foreign minist...

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Funny story: al Qaeda are winning WWIII say's UK armed forces boss!

al Qaeda are winning WWIII say's UK armed forces boss!

Bin Laden and his merry men (a modern day Islamic version of Robin Hood and his merry men not in green tights) are winning WWIII and this has been confirmed by the boss of UK armed forces, Sir David Richards. Sir David has admitted al Qaeda cannot...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck Leads The World Into World War Three

Glenn Beck Leads The World Into World War Three

Fox News reporter Glenn Beck brought the world closer to the brink of global conflict following his "in depth" analysis of the history of Israel, and the commando assault on the Gaza aid flotilla. In an almost inexplicable tirade against everythin...

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Funny story: Greece begs Germany to start WWIII and save them from financial oblivion!

Greece begs Germany to start WWIII and save them from financial oblivion!

Greece have begged Germany to start WWIII because they believe that if the Germans were to start the war and invade them they would be much better off under German occupation (sicher). The Greek Prime Minister has sent a secret envoy to Berlin wi...

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Funny story: Outbreak Of Pointing Has World On The Brink

Outbreak Of Pointing Has World On The Brink

An outbreak of pointing has sent the world heading towards World War Three it is feared. It all started when a writer on TheSpoof.com pointed something out to another writer. But then that is how it always starts. Seems so innocent at first. Howev...

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Funny story: Huns Finally Defeat Frogs in WWIII Economic Crisis

Huns Finally Defeat Frogs in WWIII Economic Crisis

Germany spent much of the first half of the twentieth century trying to take control of France and various other parts of the world. Ironically after being rescued by an Anglo-American alliance not once but twice, 21st Century frogs have decided that...

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Funny story: Cobblers Start World War 3

Cobblers Start World War 3

The recent attack on US President George W. Bush has prompted a Turkish shoe firm to take on 100 extra staff to cope with a surge in orders, after an Iraqi tosser threw a shoe at him. The situation has become volatile and could cause war between...

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