Mere minutes before the Super Bowl lunch hosted by the law firm where she works, Pam Cooper of Nashville, Tennessee, confided to a coworker that she was planning to attend the event solely for the free food. "I was a little taken aback," said coll...
Through not a lot of hard work and perseverance, Joey Collins of Nashville, Tennessee, successfully managed to overcome his inherited tendency toward workaholism. "My dad was a workaholic, so I learned to identify the signs," he said. "Like always...
“We all need to take a little time off once in a while,” said Kenneth Cooke of Nashville, Tennessee, of his nearly week-long vacation from sanity. “Unfortunately, it wasn't paid time off. But what can you do – sometimes psychosis has its own agenda.”...
For.all her efforts to be an authentic person, Ingrid O'Donnell of Nashville, Tennessee, found it necessary to pull out every ounce of fakeness and duplicity she had in order to navigate a relationship with an overly-chummy coworker, Sergio Greene -...
At a work meeting during which she scarcely paused for breath between sentences, Erin Barnett mentioned that she tends to be extroverted – a quality that some of her colleagues had already gleaned from the fact that she never stops talking. “Yeah,...
While some of her coworkers might give her odd looks when she shows up in a fitted blouse and business skirt on casual Fridays at the office, Lara Revolinski has a plan in mind. "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have," is the motto adop...
In an effort to shake off her royal shackles, and to 'get real' in the world of work, Buckingham Palace has announced that Her Majesty the Queen has been offered a position in advertising, and will take over the role presently occupied by former acto...
Leaving school and going out into the big, wide world is a huge step in our lives, and a choice has to be made about how we are going to make our way in life, but one man has revealed that he STILL doesn't know what he wants to do when he leaves scho...
Although her day job doing data entry at a Mahattan financial services firm is not glamorous, exciting, or even remotely interesting, internally speaking, Laura Driscoll of New York City leads a life that's second to none. "It's so much fun!" said...
Charlotte Bonner of New York City, who spends her days doing a Manhattan office grind and her evenings working on short stories, blog posts and a novel-in-progress, none of which have ever garnered her any professional attention let alone financial r...
While aware that his daily inquiry as to his co-worker's morning commute is likely taken as no more than superficial small talk, Mike Greenwood of New York City truly does care about the transportation experience of his colleague Angela Schafer, who...
Co-workers Martha Shea and Chris Belmont shared a hearty chuckle after their boss, Rebecca Fraser, walked into their office with toilet paper dragging from the heel of her fashionable black pump. "She's super stylish, kind of a fashionista, which...
While the "dead-end" job has historically received a bad rap, a new variety of employment known as the "cul de sac" position has become increasingly popular, offering low stress and a reliably low income with no opportunity for advancement in a quiet...
The physical fitness of Kim Berry, an introvert living in New York City, has skyrocketed as a result of walking up and down at least 67 flights of stairs every day in order to avoid feeling pressured to make small talk in elevators. "It's not eas...
Do you have a job? Would you like one? Here are some handy tips on making sure you don't lose your next job too quickly. Know the toilets On your induction on your first day, you should be shown where the toilets are, as well as how to use the fl...
A man who hates going to work has told how he delayed going in this morning in the hope that some natural catastrophe such as an earthquake, hurricane, typhoon, monsoon, Biblical flood, volcanic eruption, or fireball from space might save him the bot...
In a classic but humiliating case of too much information, introvert Kelly Hayden of New York City inadvertently revealed a personal detail in the course of a casual conversation with a coworker. "He was talking about belonging to the Y," explaine...
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