If you want your wine to taste nice it's best to wear a big pair of glasses rather than a small monocle or nothing at all. Researchers at Spexarus University got hundreds of volunteers to wear different sizes of spectacles when tasting a range of...
The Eurozone crisis, caused mainly by Greece defaulting on its debts, has forced the Greeks into desperate measures and leading the way are their winemakers. Athens announced that all Greek wines will be flogged off at 50p a bottle, in spite of vi...
Joining a group of ancient rockers, medieval pop-stars and has-beens, AC/DC have also launched their own brand of wine on to an unsuspecting public. Their fans, mostly ancient piss-artists themselves, will love the idea, head-banging over a bottle...
A Luton man has been accused of misrepresentation of a wine he sells to local businesses. His wine is called Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon Red and comes in nice Californian-style bottles. The labels show a huge vineyard shimmering in blazing sunsh...
The English Wine industry is mourning the loss of Nigel Pargetter who died on Sunday night after falling from the roof of Lower Loxley Hall in the village of Ambridge, Borsetshire. Nigel was the 'go-to' man in the village on all matters relating t...
The Stoner Brothers Winery of Napa Valley have come away from the 2010 California Wine Awards with the title "Best of California" in the Experimental Wine Category for a lovely little white wine they developed in 2005. Their Cannabis Chardonnay was b...
Stuck-up wine twonks who believe that the British are plebs when it comes to wine have been told where to shove a survey they carried out to prove their theory. According to their survey, 58 per cent of Brits think Chablis is a grape variety (it i...
The taxman has warned exectors of wills to declare the value of wine cellars. HM Revenue & Customs says that wine stored as an investment must be recorded at the estimated sale price at the time of the owner's death. They claim that too man...
A man of fifty was stopped from buying a bottle of wine in Tesco's because he admitted to staff that he had no idea what he was buying. He said that he usually drank lager, but had decided on a whim to try wine. Staff at the Birmingham store firs...
The California wine bottling industry remains in an uproar over the recent ouster of long standing Cork Soaker Union President, Haywood Jablome. With a firm grip on both Napa and Rutherford Valley union bottling facilities, Jimmy A. Haanjob won the...
French winemakers are today licking their wounds after losing what they had hoped would be a landmark case resulting from their widely publicized state-of-the-art wine fraud detection system. Early last year, the crack "Clouseau" investigative dep...
Sacramento, CA - Hospitals and toilets everywhere are seeing a sharp influx of patients presenting with Wine flu-like symptoms, including dark red vomit, bedspins, and complaints about 'eating some bad chicken'. Wine flu has been known to science...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A prize pig nearly got poked by a fat fucker at a farm just Northwest of San Francisco earlier today, but a dry Italian salami put an end to that, according to a witness. Robert "Bob" Kuleto, already shaped like an enormous Sec...
Berlin, Germany. Swine flu is actually wine flu, an investigation shows. Some incidents of what was thought to be a suspicious disease were being investigated by a German research institute. The institute made a statement: "This iss wine flu!"...
Today marks a milestone in aviation history. A new type of airliner took to the air for the first time. This is no ordinary aeroplane, although it may look similar, the aircraft has a revolutionary new engine that is fuelled by red wine. Red wine...
ROME - Italian authorities have just reported a national outbreak of Wine Flu. They say that it is the first such outbreak since the dreaded Perry Como Wine Flu Epidemic of 1989. Noted Italian Wine Flu Expert Giardino Tortellini stated that the ea...
Cosy evenings for two beside the fire? Romantic nights watching a slushy DVD with nibbles? No I am talking about staying in, on your own, and enjoying the results of a couple bottles of the local convenience store's cheap plonk. A survey of one has revealed that the preferred evening consists of staying at home, with no company, and frequenting internet chatrooms and forums once intoxicated.
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