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One-Eyed Sheikh Taken Out By Two-Eyed Coyote: Wile E, That Is

Funny story: One-Eyed Sheikh Taken Out By Two-Eyed Coyote: Wile E, That Is

BILLINGSGATE POST: The ACME Defense Department confirmed today that Mokhtar Belmokhtar, "the one-eyed sheikh," was taken out by one of its roving anti-terrorist affiliates at large, Wile E. Coyote, somewhere in the sand dunes of Syria Using tacti...

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Big Red ACME Amphibious Anvil Machine Rolls Into Ramadi: Field Marshal Coyote Hums Tune

Funny story: Big Red ACME Amphibious Anvil Machine Rolls Into Ramadi: Field Marshal Coyote Hums Tune

BILLINGSGATE POST: Reminiscent of General George Patton's counterattack in 1944 which liberated Germany from the Nazi regime, newly appointed Field Marshall Wile E. Coyote stood on the hood of his Hummer and watched as his Big Red ACME Amphibious An...

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Wile E. Coyote Picked To Liberate Iraq From ISIS: To Head 60 Nation Combine

Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Picked To Liberate Iraq From ISIS: To Head 60 Nation Combine

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a move some historians say is the equivalent of the appointment of General Eisenhower to lead the Allies against the Nazis in 1942, Wile E. Coyote was deep selected by Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter to lead the 60 nation co...

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Wile E. Coyote Using ACME Facial Recognition Kit To Nullify Road Runner Clone Application

Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Using ACME Facial Recognition Kit To Nullify Road Runner Clone Application

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the on-going saga of Coyote vs Road Runner, an escalation engineered by the ever-devious Road Runner confused the GPS setting on the ACME HellFire missile, resulting in a total malfunction of the tracking device, causing it to...

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Judge Rules That Wile E. Coyote Can Use Predator Drone To Attack Road Runner

Funny story: Judge Rules That Wile E. Coyote Can Use Predator Drone To Attack Road Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a preliminary hearing, Judge Amos Whitaker ruled that Wile E. Coyote be allowed to use an unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) to attack Road Runner. Despite arguments by Road Runner that this would give Coyote an unfair advantage an...

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Wile E. Coyote Names ACME And Road Runner In Personal Injury Lawsuit

Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Names ACME And Road Runner In Personal Injury Lawsuit

BILLINGSGATE POST: Wile E. Coyote filed charges against ACME Corporation and the Road Runner in the Los Angeles District Court this morning. Represented by Attorney to the Stars, Gloria Pinchmouth, Coyote alleges that ACME Corporation and the Road...

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Wile E. Coyote destroys Road Runner in sick explosive gaffe

Funny story: Wile E. Coyote destroys Road Runner in sick explosive gaffe

Road Runner was killed today in what is being described as a terrible accident. Nemesis Wile E. Coyote had apparently laid an obvious trap for the fast-legged avian but somehow managed to actually not do a half-arsed enough job, and killed the critte...

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