LONDON - After sounding more like a lousy-ass singer at a tryout for American Idol, Whitney Houston has had the boom lowered on her has-been, talentless-booty. The black singer, who once was considered one of the best singers in the world, has now...
Brussels, Belgium. Scientists have made a dramatic discovery into why common amphibians, such as frogs, cannot stand listening to Whitney Houston sing. Apparently, its a simple reason of taste: Whitney just doesn't cut it in the frog world. T...
West Midland's police arrested a 46 year old woman after she got up on stage pretending to be Whitney Houston at Birmingham's LG Arena. The as yet named woman fooled the audience for a few minutes as she walked on stage to a standing ovation. Howe...
Zoo officials were called to the concert hall in the U.K. where Whitney Houston was performing a concert last night. It's the first concert she's performed in the U.K. in 11 years. Someone had dialled 999 when they were passing the concert hall...
Following a show at the LG Arena in Birmingham, after which Whitney Houston was roundly criticised for not being as good as she used to be, and for failing miserably to hit the high notes, an offer of help has come in from an unlikely source. A fr...
Announced suddenly by her gaggle of personal handlers, Whitney Houston will be dropping several European Tour dates due to an apparent "Upper Respiratory" infection. While symptoms of an upper respiratory disease would include loss of stamina and...
The music and medical world were agog today after Indian Medical Practitioners announced a mind bending dual organ transplant involving two of the world's most fabled female singers. In a joint press conference, beamed world wide and live through...
Soul Diva Whitney Houston tonight overcame a potential disaster as she performed live on UK TV show the X-Factor. Part way into Houston's performance a titty sling strap snapped, a minor event, nonetheless one which could have had embarrassing con...
Soul diva Whitney Houston has been voted off the X-Factor according to an extremely unreliable source based in Matlock, Derbyshire. In an attempt to unearth why the great British public have apparently come out in droves against the 'I Will Always...
Beleaguered diva and Bobby Brown baby-mama Whitney Houston actually made it to the Oprah Winfrey show Monday on her own steam, in a vertical condition and without lackey assistance. The two-day interview took place on the stage of New York's Town...
The Grammy-winning singer claims Barbara Houston still owes her the money over the stepmother's countersuit toward her original suit for failing to make payments on the Fort Lee, N.J., condominium where she has lived since 1987. Barbara, not Whi...
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