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White iPhone 4 Spotted in UK Apple Store!

Funny story: White iPhone 4 Spotted in UK Apple Store!

Technonerds are blogging like mad about the fact that a white Apple iPhone 4 was spotted in a Cental London Apple store, weeks before the color option will be made available to the public. Interestingly, while people were offering double the reta...

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Philadelphia Cops Keep Forgetting About White Trash

Funny story: Philadelphia Cops Keep Forgetting About White Trash

PHILADELPHIA, PA - Several black Philadelphia police officers filed a federal lawsuit against their department Thursday, alleging the online forum used by its officers is "infested with racist, white supremacist and anti-African-American content."...

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Get Rid Of The Bustards - BNP Insist

Funny story: Get Rid Of The Bustards - BNP Insist

BNP mouthpiece Dick Muffin today caused a row in parliament when he insisted that 'the bustards' should be repatriated to their country of origin because they are not wanted in the UK. Speaking from his grandmother's apartment in Addis Abbaba, Muf...

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President Obama announces "Cracker Tax"

Funny story: President Obama announces "Cracker Tax"

Motown legend and more recently President of America; Barrack Obama has just announced the introduction of his latest idea - The "Cracker Tax". "It's basically a tax on white people" beamed the leader of the free world addressing congress this mor...

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Horse Statue is a Load of Manure

Funny story: Horse Statue is a Load of Manure

Residents have expressed fears that they may be dumped on from a great height by a giant horse statue - dubbed the 'Angel of the South' - planned for erection in Ebbsfleet, Kent. A local community group, led by Amrelie Thrick, has so far gathered...

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Billions 'hush' as white people discover black people

Funny story: Billions 'hush' as white people discover black people

An historic and unprecedented 'hush' descended throughout the world last Tuesday morning as nearly 7 billion people watched while then-president-elect Barack Obama was sworn in several times as the 44th President of the United States of America.

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Whites ask: Are ya happy NOW?

Funny story: Whites ask: Are ya happy NOW?

Having reached the pinnacle of power in all venues of mankind, from the entertainment world, to sports, music and arts, all manner of cultural influence, and now President of United States, whites ask blacks, "Are ya happy now?" White Joe Six-pack...

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McCain's "Cuntry First" Slogan Arouses White Working Class Voters

Funny story: McCain's "Cuntry First" Slogan Arouses White Working Class Voters

Obama has had trouble reaching the white working class voter in both the primary and now the general election campaign. Hillary hit homeruns with that niche group and McCain's advisors seem to have figured out why. Krawl Ovary, a former intern to...

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No Olympic Games for White British Athletes

Funny story: No Olympic Games for White British Athletes

The British government's cull of white British males intensified this week, when the Minister for Women and Equality announced that only women and ethnic groups would be allowed to represent Great Britain in the London Olympics.

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White Male Workers Banned in Britain

Funny story: White Male Workers Banned in Britain

After centuries of dominance, the British white male worker has been banned from applying for any jobs that could be done by women or by ethnic workers.

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Finally - It's not a Crime to be White!

Funny story: Finally - It's not a Crime to be White!

CAPITOL HILL (TheSpoof.com) EXCLUSIVE by Lily White - After centuries of verbal, literary and psychological abuse, Caucasian legislators, fearful of losing their historic color majority to people of "color," have won a vali...

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Ku Klux Klan Member to Spend Summer Working on Tan

Funny story: Ku Klux Klan Member to Spend Summer Working on Tan

Brinford, SC - A high-ranking member of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) announced to his wife today that he would be spending the summer working on his tan.

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Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics

Funny story: Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics

A life-size milk chocolate Jesus on the cross is about to go on display in a New York Gallery offending...well, the people who are usually offended by this sort of thing.

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New York City Bans the Word Nigger

Funny story: New York City Bans the Word Nigger

NEW YORK, NEW YORK--(ROLAIDS) The City Council unanimously passed a symbolic moratorium which carries a stiff penalty against having the word "Nigger" spoken within the city limits. "We have got to, as a society, start...

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RJR Nabisco Ordered to Stop Making Crackers

Funny story: RJR Nabisco Ordered to Stop Making Crackers

EAST HANOVER, N.J. - RJR Nabisco was ordered today by the Superior Court of New Jersey to immediately "cease and desist making and selling crackers and cracker-like snacks."...

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Putin Has Stopped Taking Trump's Calls

Even soul-less, sociopathic dictators have their limits.
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