TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie says he is bound and determined to get the 100-pound liposuction he has been talking about. He told American Spotlight Magazine that he knows he can do it because he is a New Jerseyan and New Jerseyan'...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Many of LeAnn Rimes family, friends, and fellow country music artists cannot believe how badly she has let her weight get out of hand. Rimes who stole Eddie Cibrian from his wife Brandi Glanville had gotten down to 64 pounds a co...
HOLLYWOOD - A close friend of country music artist Miranda Lambert AKA Mrs. Blake Shelton says that the tiny singer is fit to be tied, to use an old Texas cattle ranchers term. Miranda has made it clear to her tall drink of water husband that if h...
HOLLYWOOD - Chaz Bono is extremely upset at his mom, musical icon Cher Bono saying he is tired of her butting into his personal business. Chaz, who used to be Chastity, remarked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that his mom does not...
TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie has made it clear that he has his eyes focused on being the Republican candidate in the 2016 presidential race. The rotund governor recently appeared on The View and he was asked by Barbara Walters if...
NASHVILLE - Kelly Clarkson recently said that ever since she got engaged she has been walking around on Cloud 9. She spoke with Savannah Kettle of Glamboyant Magazine and said that she is proud to become a member of Reba "The Red Queen" McEntire's...
SAN FRANCISCO - The San Francisco 49ers are the first team to be affected by the NFL's new 500 pound player weight limit rule. Coach Jim Harbaugh said that he hated to cut defensive tackle Kainano Makatala just before their season's opener against...
NASHVILLE - Wynonna Judd was in the recording studio working on a new album that she says will be released in November. She remarked that she has always liked the music of Little Jimmy Dickens and so she decided to do an album with 10 of his songs...
CUCAMONGA, California - Kelly Clarkson has stated many times that she does not have to be as skinny as LeAnn Rimes to feel good about herself. The country music singer performed at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga and she was talking backsta...
BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye West has said that he does not care if his mama-to-be Kim Kardashian gets as big as a Toyota Tacoma truck. He stressed that he had been misquoted last week when one of the supermarket tabloids had written that if Kimmy didn't...
HOLLYWOOD - Kris Jenner, AKA Mama Kardashian has stated that daughter Khloe is so upset at being fired from X-Factor that she is refusing to speak to the entertainment media. Khloe, 28, who is married to L.A. Clippers roundballer Lamar Odom, is st...
LAS VEGAS - Christina flew to Las Vegas to get away from all of the hustle and bustle of LaLaLand. She checked into The The Ali Baba and The 40 Thieves Hotel & Casino, where she had a great time at the roulette wheel. Tittle Tattle Tonight...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move that has long been overdue, the government of the United States has moved to outlaw the weight loss program of liposuction. A spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Weight, Darth S. Clutterbuck, stated to the news med...
SANTA MONICA BEACH - Lady Gaga recently remarked that she cannot understand why Barbara Walters of The View is so obsessed with the fact that the songstress has gained quite a bit of weight of late. Lady Gaga stated that she wants everyone to know...
DETROIT - Lady Gaga was sitting backstage in her dressing room after just having performed at The Carburetor Coliseum. She was asked about the fact that the venue had not been sold out and if that concerned her. The New York native put down her...
LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley recently stated that she was so devastated at being eliminated from Dancing With The Stars a second time that she almost moved to Iceland. The former Cheers star said that the yo-yo weight gains and losses that she has...
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has shown that when she gets upset her nails come out and she starts scratching whatever is handy in order to make her point. And her latest point deals with soon-to-be-hubby Brad Pitt's sudden weight gain. Jolie...
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