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Funny story: Secret Service unveils new, secret, weapon

Secret Service unveils new, secret, weapon

In the days following the attempt on Congresswoman Gabby Giffords life, and threats made against other politicians, the U.S. Secret Service has decided on a new tact, in dealing with dangerous situations. Although Secret Service director, Mr. Harr...

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Funny story: France Questions UK 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' Mission to Libya

France Questions UK 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' Mission to Libya

Following the news that the British government was planning to mount a rescue mission to Libya, the French have reacted with disgust. In a tersely worded communiqué, the French Ambassador said that it appeared that Britain was 'acting in her self-in...

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Funny story: Navy Came Close To Breaking World Record

Navy Came Close To Breaking World Record

The brilliant male scientist who work for the Navy just set a new world record and set the stage for their own failed destiny, with a test blast from a new type of laser that can shoot cruise missiles from the sky in seconds with a deadly accuracy th...

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Funny story: World Peace Now Possible If United Nations is Armed

World Peace Now Possible If United Nations is Armed

NEW YORK CITY - At the Headquarters of the United Nations (UN), all the delegates agreed on a new binding doctrine for everybody on World Peace. Hold your leader to hostage. World peace, an idea thought of during the period between the world wars...

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Funny story: 18-inch sex toy found in arrested man's pants!

18-inch sex toy found in arrested man's pants!

Louisville, UNITED STATES: In the land of the free Louisville Metro Police spotted a Louisville male, strolling about the place with a large bulge in his pants. Officers stopped the Louisville man and patted him down. They discovered the huge...

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Funny story: Powerful New US Weapons System Revealed

Powerful New US Weapons System Revealed

News of a top-secret Pentagon project, code named Little Deek has been leaked. First proposed by scientists Larry Little and John Deek, the new project rivals the Manhattan Project in scope. The goal of the Manhattan Project, if you recall, wa...

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Funny story: Al Gore Acquires Klingon Weapon Technology

Al Gore Acquires Klingon Weapon Technology

NASHVILLE, TN - Al Gore has acquired Klingon Disruptor technology that he plans to use in his fight against global-warming" skeptics. The first use of the new technology will be to change "Anthropogenic Global Warming" (AGW) to "Global Climate Dis...

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Funny story: New weapons company makes its debut in US markets

New weapons company makes its debut in US markets

NEW YORK - NEW YORK: GoAheadMakeMyDay - a company dedicated to the arming of all American citizens made its debut on US markets early this morning. Shares were slow in taking off but company officials decided to adopt a 'wait and see' attitude.

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Funny story: India to produce $50 lightweight drones

India to produce $50 lightweight drones

NEW DELHI: India is on a roll. First it was the $2500 Tata Nano - the world's cheapest car; then it was the $35 iPad - the world's cheapest laptop. Now in another marvel the Indian Armed Forces will be inducting micro and mini unmanned aerial ve...

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Funny story: Iceland uses Weapon of Mass Disruption

Iceland uses Weapon of Mass Disruption

Iceland are being accused of using weapons of mass disruption after a gigantic cloud of volcanic ash made its way across from Iceland. President Obama is watching the situation closely as he might decide to take action against Iceland, for using a we...

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Funny story: Man With Incredible Intelligence But Poor Motivation Finally Finishes Death Ray

Man With Incredible Intelligence But Poor Motivation Finally Finishes Death Ray

Local man Terry Hutchins, 34 who is said to have an I.Q of 300 has today finished a death ray he had been working on since he was 12. The death ray witch is said to be powerful enough to blow up a planet is now collecting dust in the garage of Mr...

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Funny story: Palestine to United Nations: "Did You Get That Thing I Sent You"?

Palestine to United Nations: "Did You Get That Thing I Sent You"?

Palestinian leaders announced Friday their disappointment in the United Nations' unanimous decision to abandon the program it had established to trade food and medicine with the rogue state in exchange for disarmament. The decision was reached upon r...

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Funny story: Iran has dangerous stockpile of camel dung

Iran has dangerous stockpile of camel dung

"Iran has enough camel dung to give you the hump" said the world's most senior expert in bull dung, who has also studied the difference between bull's and camels. At the third Annual Symposium of Shi'ites (ASS), the spokesman said "Iran having a n...

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Funny story: Royal College of Arms Smuggling fire 'may be arson'

Royal College of Arms Smuggling fire 'may be arson'

Shitty of London - (Ass Mess): Prince Charles is said to be hopping mad after a mystery fire that destroyed masses of carefully planted heraldic disinformation about the Puppet Monarchy's congenital addiction to arms smuggling was branded arson by po...

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Funny story: Gangs and Guns Rule Scouseland's Streets

Gangs and Guns Rule Scouseland's Streets

Chief Inspector Rigby Ratstamper, commander of Liverpool North's Plod Squad, told the media "Guns are the weapon of choice for the teenage gangs of Europe's Capital of Culture 2008." "Of course if the little scrotes can't afford a gun then any old w...

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Funny story: Somalia's Pirates Buy Tanks, Jets and Nukes

Somalia's Pirates Buy Tanks, Jets and Nukes

A Ukrainian ship supposedly seized by pirates off the coast of Somalia was carrying battle tanks, fighter jets and tactical nuclear weapons, the Ukrainian defence ministry has confirmed. Earlier, the country's foreign ministry said the ship and i...

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Funny story: Aspartame Approved as Non Lethal Weapon

Aspartame Approved as Non Lethal Weapon

PENTAGON - Military spoke-spinner, Kanutsara Louse, granted TheSpoof this exclusive interview revealing the clandestine history of weapon, aspartame. "It all began when we developed this toxin as a lethal weapon. The only problem was getting our...

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