After a 1-minute long debate with China's president, President Noynoy Aquino of the Philippines has said that all of China's claims are justified and within the boundaries of international laws. President Aquino said, "We are here to submit to th...
New York, NY - The fire department was called to quell street celebrations here after the live television audience of the pilot for the new reality TV show, "Methbusters", was accidentally exposed to massive amounts of crystal meth, according to anon...
In the days following the attempt on Congresswoman Gabby Giffords life, and threats made against other politicians, the U.S. Secret Service has decided on a new tact, in dealing with dangerous situations. Although Secret Service director, Mr. Harr...
Following the news that the British government was planning to mount a rescue mission to Libya, the French have reacted with disgust. In a tersely worded communiqué, the French Ambassador said that it appeared that Britain was 'acting in her self-in...
The brilliant male scientist who work for the Navy just set a new world record and set the stage for their own failed destiny, with a test blast from a new type of laser that can shoot cruise missiles from the sky in seconds with a deadly accuracy th...
NEW YORK CITY - At the Headquarters of the United Nations (UN), all the delegates agreed on a new binding doctrine for everybody on World Peace. Hold your leader to hostage. World peace, an idea thought of during the period between the world wars...
Louisville, UNITED STATES: In the land of the free Louisville Metro Police spotted a Louisville male, strolling about the place with a large bulge in his pants. Officers stopped the Louisville man and patted him down. They discovered the huge...
News of a top-secret Pentagon project, code named Little Deek has been leaked. First proposed by scientists Larry Little and John Deek, the new project rivals the Manhattan Project in scope. The goal of the Manhattan Project, if you recall, wa...
NASHVILLE, TN - Al Gore has acquired Klingon Disruptor technology that he plans to use in his fight against global-warming" skeptics. The first use of the new technology will be to change "Anthropogenic Global Warming" (AGW) to "Global Climate Dis...
NEW YORK - NEW YORK: GoAheadMakeMyDay - a company dedicated to the arming of all American citizens made its debut on US markets early this morning. Shares were slow in taking off but company officials decided to adopt a 'wait and see' attitude.
NEW DELHI: India is on a roll. First it was the $2500 Tata Nano - the world's cheapest car; then it was the $35 iPad - the world's cheapest laptop. Now in another marvel the Indian Armed Forces will be inducting micro and mini unmanned aerial ve...
Iceland are being accused of using weapons of mass disruption after a gigantic cloud of volcanic ash made its way across from Iceland. President Obama is watching the situation closely as he might decide to take action against Iceland, for using a we...
Local man Terry Hutchins, 34 who is said to have an I.Q of 300 has today finished a death ray he had been working on since he was 12. The death ray witch is said to be powerful enough to blow up a planet is now collecting dust in the garage of Mr...
Palestinian leaders announced Friday their disappointment in the United Nations' unanimous decision to abandon the program it had established to trade food and medicine with the rogue state in exchange for disarmament. The decision was reached upon r...
"Iran has enough camel dung to give you the hump" said the world's most senior expert in bull dung, who has also studied the difference between bull's and camels. At the third Annual Symposium of Shi'ites (ASS), the spokesman said "Iran having a n...
Shitty of London - (Ass Mess): Prince Charles is said to be hopping mad after a mystery fire that destroyed masses of carefully planted heraldic disinformation about the Puppet Monarchy's congenital addiction to arms smuggling was branded arson by po...
Chief Inspector Rigby Ratstamper, commander of Liverpool North's Plod Squad, told the media "Guns are the weapon of choice for the teenage gangs of Europe's Capital of Culture 2008." "Of course if the little scrotes can't afford a gun then any old w...
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