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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Buys Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie A Volcano

Jennifer Aniston Buys Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie A Volcano

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has finally accepted the fact that Brad Pitt has decided to make Angelina Jolie his wife. And America's sweetheart, Aniston not Jolie, is dealing with her empty feelings and trying to move on knowing that her and...

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Funny story: Why are there no volcanos on the moon? Better question: who gives a crap?

Why are there no volcanos on the moon? Better question: who gives a crap?

HARFOLD, Vt. - Several students at Harfold State College reacted in anger at the news released this week by NASA that there could never be volcanoes on the Moon. "Who gives a shit?" asked Philip Alders, a junior majoring in automotive history. "It...

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Funny story: Bachmann: "Throw Berlusconi in Volcano", says God

Bachmann: "Throw Berlusconi in Volcano", says God

Michele Bachmann has done it again. Hot on the heels of her claim that hurricane Irene was God's message to America, the controversial congresswoman has received a second revelation that the recent eruptions of Mt. Etna in Italy are a sign of God's w...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole And Imogen Thomas Found In Icelandic Volcano - Eating Cucumber With Sepp Blatter

Cheryl Cole And Imogen Thomas Found In Icelandic Volcano - Eating Cucumber With Sepp Blatter

According to the gossip columns, the trio were found sitting in the crater of extinct Icelandic volcano, Imblofyer, eating cucumber and talking about ticket allocations for the 2012 Olympic Games, by part time explorer, Sir Kenneth Tarby-Dodds. Ta...

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Funny story: Planking Craze Revealed As Nothing More Than A Con

Planking Craze Revealed As Nothing More Than A Con

The latest craze that's sweeping the nation - Planking - has been exposed as actually being nothing more than "lying down in front of or on top of things you wouldn't normally lie down in front of or on top of". These controversial words were issu...

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Funny story: Iceland volcanoes on high alert for Wednesday's apocalyptic solar eclipse

Iceland volcanoes on high alert for Wednesday's apocalyptic solar eclipse

Reykjavik - "As seismological blow jobs go this one's the biggie," astrologers are warning about Wednesday's occultation. "Think 'Vesuvius' plus 10,000 years' worth of seismic celibacy!" A dozen Icelandic volcanoes may be affected as the eclips...

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Funny story: Icelandic Volcano Lands a Three-Picture Deal… Spielberg Signs Grimsvotn to Erupt with Laughter

Icelandic Volcano Lands a Three-Picture Deal… Spielberg Signs Grimsvotn to Erupt with Laughter

An obscure Icelandic mountain has captured the imagination of Hollywood executives. The volcano Grimsvotn has been signed by a major studio to star in three feature films scheduled to be produced this year. "It's not everyday you find an artist wh...

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Funny story: Al Queda claim responsibility for Icelandic ash cloud

Al Queda claim responsibility for Icelandic ash cloud

According to leading Al Queda members, news about the Icelandic ash cloud is nothing but "Western propaganda aimed as discrediting volcanoes in Iceland sympathetic to the recent loss of Al Queda leader Oscar Bin Liner." Speaking from the Al Queda...

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Funny story: Icelandic ash problem nothing to do with volcanos

Icelandic ash problem nothing to do with volcanos

In a frank admission from the Icelandic government, the Minister for the Environment, Ban Kruptdotter, apologised to airports in the United Kingdom for any disruption caused by the ash or by extremely high prices in the shops at British airports.

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Funny story: Irish Airspace Closed Down After Ryanair Boss Erupts

Irish Airspace Closed Down After Ryanair Boss Erupts

All flights from UK airports were cancelled indefinitely after Ryanair chief executive Michael O'Leary erupted in the early hours of the morning, sending clouds of expletives and obscenities miles up into the air. O'Leary, who has become increasin...

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Funny story: Iceland says "sorry" about volcano

Iceland says "sorry" about volcano

The Icelandic Prime Minister, Björky Björkysdóttir, has apologised to the rest of Europe after yet another Icelandic volcano exploded, leaving a huge cloud of ash heading towards the continent. She read the following hushed message in a video address to the EU. "We are very sorry. Normally Iceland is a peaceful land full of wonder and ice, but I am afraid that we might have frightened the littl...

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Funny story: Come Fly With Me, Lets Fly, Let's Fly Away!

Come Fly With Me, Lets Fly, Let's Fly Away!

Despite warnings from the Civil Aviation Authority and the Met Office, Ryanair boss O'Leary flew an air craft right through the volcanic ash cloud and into the volcano itself, just before lunchtime today. Before taking to the air he held a press c...

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Funny story: Iceland's Volcano is Proof of God Just Having a Smoke before Armageddon

Iceland's Volcano is Proof of God Just Having a Smoke before Armageddon

Following the disappointing Misjudgment Day and associated backlash by followers who had offered their life savings to the cause, Reverend Camping, leader of the May 21st prediction fiasco, now says that the Iceland volcano eruption is proof that God...

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Funny story: News Reporters All Say At Least We Can Pronounce Iceland's Volcano Grimsvotn, Last Year's Volcano Eyjafjallajokull Was An SOB To Pronounce

News Reporters All Say At Least We Can Pronounce Iceland's Volcano Grimsvotn, Last Year's Volcano Eyjafjallajokull Was An SOB To Pronounce

KEFLAVIK, Iceland - New reporters from all over the world are thrilled beyond words that the latest volcano to erupt out of Iceland at least has a name that most people will be able to pronounce. Grimsvotn has been hurling lava ash and tons of vol...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Isle has disappeared under big grey ash cloud - search parties from mainland en route

Isle of Wight News - Isle has disappeared under big grey ash cloud - search parties from mainland en route

The Isle of Wight has disappeared under a large grey cloud said to have come from the direction of Iceland. No communication has been made between the Isle and the Mainland for over 4 hours, causing concern. Search and rescue parties headed out...

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Funny story: Ash cloud about to cover UK - Grey alert - Tantrums expected soon

Ash cloud about to cover UK - Grey alert - Tantrums expected soon

A huge dense ash cloud is heading for the UK. The cloud is on its way from Iceland where volcanoes continue to erupt. People are asked to keep all children and pets indoors until given the 'all clear'. They are also being advised to bring in all...

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Funny story: More Letters To The Editor From People With Silly Names

More Letters To The Editor From People With Silly Names

Sir, We have been reading with great interest the recent letters in your magazine from the people with the names. Of course, everyone has a name, excepting that cowboy that Clint Eastwood played, and those who wish to remain incognito - but even these people will often take an alias, such as Smith or Jones. But you get my point. This is interesting to us because we have quite a riot with our...

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