Copenhagen DK: A noted Danish psychologist, Dr. Hans Bloomersjold, has theorized why the Danes are violently protesting outside the Climate Change Conference. Dr. Bloomersjold believes that the environmental fanatics who break windows and burn car...
Gregory Tearny of Oconomowoc, Wisconsin encountered towering difficulties going trick or treating Halloween night when his mother made the lame-brained decision of buying him a Brett Favre Viking costume. Unfortunately, the proud, Packer backing neig...
Brett Favre, who just three weeks ago said that a deal could not be reached and that he was going to stay retired, just signed a contract to play for the Minnesota Vikings. The quarterback, who holds several career records, will now play against his...
In a bid to sign a famous Swedish star to detract attention from the world's oldest football club being one of the world's worst ones, the club's owners today announced that sexy Swedish weathergirl Ulrika Jonsson was to become the English side's new...
REYKJAVIK - Relations between Iceland and Britain have chilled as British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and Chancellor Alistair Darling are accused of abusing anti-terror laws to "freeze the asses" of Icelandic refrigerators in Britain. Iceland's...
Hjaltland/ The Shetland Times - A Viking descendant of former Norwegian King Christian 1 surfaced today with an aging Pawn Ticket to reclaim the Shetland Isles. Pawned off in 1468 to raise money for his ugly daughter's Dowery, the cash poor Ki...
A Viking ship made from lollipop sticks set sail for England from the Netherlands on Tuesday.
Archaeologists have uncovered a Viking ship under a pub car park on Merseyside. This confirms previous theories that British lager is and always has been the best in the world.
Liverpool - (Ass Mess): Archaeologists have discovered the remains of an ancient Viking longship which sank under a Merseyside pub car park in 1942 after drunken Norse warrior sailors suffered a fatal form of early SAT-NAV failure.
Sydney, Australia - (Ass Mess): It is a truth universally acknowledged that Vikings - or Norsemen as they are sometimes called - originally came from Australia and not some Thor-forsaken Scandivanian hellhole...
Vikings to make a miraculous loss again this season.
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