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Funny story: This is no spoof: Scientists discover secret of eternal youth!

This is no spoof: Scientists discover secret of eternal youth!

The moment that pharmaceutical companies world wide have long dreaded has finally arrived. The new kid on the block is urine. Yez folks just piss on your partner and within a few short weeks he she or both of you will will have natural looking radiant skin free of blemishes, even age spots can be diminished by liberal applications three times daily and it's completely free. If used fresh it ha...

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Funny story: Bar Patron's Urine Magical Juice for Prolific Corn Plant

Bar Patron's Urine Magical Juice for Prolific Corn Plant

A single corn stalk plant that is growing in front of a tavern in Mason City, Iowa was discovered to have 27 ears of corn growing on it-that is approximately 25 ears more than any other average corn stalk has growing on it in a growing season. The...

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Funny story: WHO: Study Reveals Vitamin water is Piss In A Bottle

WHO: Study Reveals Vitamin water is Piss In A Bottle

If you are one of the millions who grabbed a vitamin water out of the convenience store cooler without reading the bottle, you probably assume that it was vitamin-fortified water. If you actually read the label though, you learn that the vitamin l...

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Funny story: Fuel Economy - A Case Study

Fuel Economy - A Case Study

Friends of my son Kevin and he went out for the evening recently. They had a designated driver, were safe and had a lot of fun together. One of them, reported the next day on FaceBook exactly how much he drank. He claimed six 32 ounce and three 24 ounce beers. I got to thinking... By my calculations, (6x32) + (3x24) = 264 fluid ounces. There are 128 fluid ounces to a gallon = 2.0625 gallons...

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Funny story: All Nippon to Pinch Onboard Output

All Nippon to Pinch Onboard Output

Japanese carrier All Nippon Airways (ANA) is asking passengers to relieve themselves before boarding its aircraft to reduce weight and thus lower fuel consumption. "A typical human bladder holds up to a liter of liquid and weighs 2.2 pounds," sai...

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Funny story: International Yellow Snowman Competition Begins This Saturday

International Yellow Snowman Competition Begins This Saturday

Looking for recognition other than being one of the Northern-most and coldest places in the U.S., International Falls Minnesota residents announced plans to host the first annual International Yellow Snowman competition this coming weekend. Starte...

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Funny story: Yellow Snow From Edmund Hillary Everest Expedition Discovered

Yellow Snow From Edmund Hillary Everest Expedition Discovered

Historical archaeologists on Mt. Everest have discovered a patch of yellow snow that has been attributed to Sir. Edmund Hillary, the first man to climb Mt. Everest. The historical ice, buried by snow since his climb in May of 1953, was uncovered by...

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Funny story: New "Pee-A-Lot" Travel Centers To Open Every Thirty Miles On Interstates

New "Pee-A-Lot" Travel Centers To Open Every Thirty Miles On Interstates

Persons of older age or with more senstitive bladders will no longer have to pee in coke bottles, beside their car, behind billboards or bushes, or be in pain "holding it" until the next rest stop. Pee-A-Lot Travel Centers have announced plans to bu...

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Funny story: Urine Recycling: NASA gag makes astronauts angry

Urine Recycling: NASA gag makes astronauts angry

Astronauts on the International Space Station were angry today after they fell for a practical joke from mission control. They were told to test a special machine which would clean up their urine to make it safe and drinkable. The world watched a...

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Funny story: Urine-Spray Chemist Escapes Jail, Gets New Job

Urine-Spray Chemist Escapes Jail, Gets New Job

A chemist who contaminated food and wine in Gloucestershire supermarkets with his own urine and faeces has escaped prison today. Sahnoun Daifallah, 42, of Gloucester, was found guilty of four counts of contaminating goods at four businesses in May...

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Funny story: Urine turned into Heating Fuel

Urine turned into Heating Fuel

A new process of turning Urine into Heating Fuel has been invented by young scientist Malcom Wallis 27 of Aldervale Glamorgan. The first example of this ground breaking experiment was filmed by his twin sister Siobhan at his Laboratory at the rear...

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Funny story: Dangerous Pirate Boards USS Lincoln

Dangerous Pirate Boards USS Lincoln

May 1, 2003, aboard the USS Lincoln (CVN 72), President George W. Bush (xliii) stood under a banner (Mission Accomplished), in a naval aviator's combat flight suit (sporting a 12-inch codpiece, which was probably a urine bag for when he pissed himself), after his first trap (lingo for successful landing on an aircraft carrier), and stated that "major combat operations in Iraq have ended&q...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Markets Urine As 'Countryside Lemonade'

Barack Obama Markets Urine As 'Countryside Lemonade'

In an attempt to quell the public furor over his recent comments and to satisfy his supporters unquenchable thirst for anything Obama, U.S. Senator Barack Obama is joining with the Coca-Cola company to market 'Countryside Lemonade'.

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Funny story: Fall/Winter Horoscope

Fall/Winter Horoscope

Aries (March 21-April 19): You will be lucky in love this week, as the hooker will mistakenly give you change for a $20 instead of $10. Coworkers will respond to your authority by staining your chair with tiny, barely perceptible amounts of urine each day, so that you're never quite able to locate the source of the smell. Friday is your day to make a big change in your finances. Maybe stop buy...

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Funny story: Josh Brolin commandeers submarine and fires nuke while drunk on Barbara Streisands urine

Josh Brolin commandeers submarine and fires nuke while drunk on Barbara Streisands urine

"Hollow Man" actor and son of James "Hotel"Brolin, Josh Brolin commandeered a US nuclear submarine during a nighttime drinking binge on stepmother Barbara Steisands vintag...

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