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Funny story: Mercedes to produce the world's safest car

Mercedes to produce the world's safest car

Mercedes are already well known for their extensive feature list and super safe cars. Now, they have gone a stage further and produced what they claim is the safest car in the world. Although only currently in concept stage, they may have a point.

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Funny story: Football supporters' coaches to have privacy glass installed

Football supporters' coaches to have privacy glass installed

After a severe pile up on the M25 last week, emergency legislation is being rushed through parliament to force the installation of privacy glass on all football supporters' coaches. "We were lucky this time," said Transport Minister, Hilary Dale.

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Funny story: SatNavs to talk to sleepy drivers

SatNavs to talk to sleepy drivers

Advances in GPS technology in recent months have meant that SatNavs can now tell when a driver is starting to become drowsy at the wheel and will talk to the driver more. "It grew out of lane assist," said Thomas Thompson, map co-ordinater for a r...

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Funny story: Mr. Bean crashes his F1 car because his mini was broken!

Mr. Bean crashes his F1 car because his mini was broken!

Mr. Bean has been involved in a car crash, but it wasn't in his mini, in fact it was in his secret Mclaren F1 car, which he only drives whilst disguised as Rowan Atkinson. He was speeding along a country road in Cambridgeshire, UK, when his favour...

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Funny story: New - more exciting interesections planned for US highways

New - more exciting interesections planned for US highways

Denver Colorado - UPDATE 1 Google has announced that it is ready to test its cars on the new intersections, but wishes to do so without humans on board. Government spokesman Mr. Phil Resastum of NAAATT (National American Automotive Association...

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Funny story: Toms River Man Celebrates Passing Field Sobriety Test By Shooting Himself In the Head

Toms River Man Celebrates Passing Field Sobriety Test By Shooting Himself In the Head

A 53-year-old motorist who used a utility pole to stop his car celebrated passing his field sobriety test by shooting himself in the head, said Toms River, NJ police. "Our officer was patrolling his usual route, trolling for drunk a--holes driving...

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Funny story: New Canadian 3D Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases the Accident Rate but is a Massive hit with Kiddie-Fiddlers.

New Canadian 3D Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases the Accident Rate but is a Massive hit with Kiddie-Fiddlers.

School Gates Clogged as Optical Illusion Draws Spectators from Miles Around. An elementary school in West Vancouver has caused a sensation after painting the illusion of a little girl chasing a ball in the middle of the street outside. The paintin...

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Funny story: M62 Traffic Chaos is a false alARM

M62 Traffic Chaos is a false alARM

Traffic in the Northwest of England on the busy M62 motorway towards Liverpool was brought to a standstill yesterday when police closed the road to investigate a severed arm on the carriageway. The arm had been spotted by passing motorists in the...

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Funny story: Pensioner survives being dragged by car

Pensioner survives being dragged by car

Octogenarian Mervyn Forstwerth is toasting his good fortune today after literally walking away from a serious car accident. Mr Forstwerth scrambled underneath the car in a busy garage forecourt in Kent after seeing a 20p piece beside the rear wheel.

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Funny story: The next thing drivers cannot touch

The next thing drivers cannot touch

The Great British Police force is attempting to have a law passed to make the roads safer for all concerned. "We have analysed the statistics," said DI Phil Inns, of the Greater Manchester Police Department Traffic Division. "A while ago, we notic...

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Funny story: Daydreamers 5x More Likely To Be Run Over

Daydreamers 5x More Likely To Be Run Over

After 11 long years of research, scientists finally announced today that people who didn't pay attention to what they were doing, such as daydreamers, neurotics, drunkards, those high ON DRUGS, and people using iPods were 5 times more likely to be pl...

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Funny story: Road Safety Campaign

Road Safety Campaign

In a multi-billion pound effort to reduce unemployment and put an end to road rage, the UK Government has decided to implement changes on British roads. "After a six year study," said Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, "we have determined the major...

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Funny story: Pedestrian is knocked down every 6 minutes according to Dept of Transport

Pedestrian is knocked down every 6 minutes according to Dept of Transport

According to research and figures released by the Department of Transport, a pedestrian is knocked down every six minutes on Britain's roads.

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Funny story: Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...

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