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Funny story: Ode to the little turd who wouldn't be flushed!

Ode to the little turd who wouldn't be flushed!

Ode to the little turd who wouldn't be flushed! Oh little turd, of all the millions and zillions of turds that have existed in the world even in my lifetime, why oh why were you the one that refused to be flushed? Little turd,You are not all that much different from the rest...a little smaller, a little rounder and yes quite nice in texture but little turd, why you? Little turd, what made...

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Funny story: The First Flush

The First Flush

Amagansett NY - Shoppers will soon have a place to pee with the construction of a new public restroom. After promising residents for more than twelve years, the town has finally begun work on a public restroom in the hamlet's downtown parking lot.

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Funny story: Donald Trump Sues Chinese Toilet Manufacturer For Trademark Violation

Donald Trump Sues Chinese Toilet Manufacturer For Trademark Violation

A toilet manufacturer in China goes by the name of Shenzhen Trump Industrial Co. Ltd. and claims it never heard of Donald Trump till 2015 when Trump became a US presidential candidate. Now the Chinese firm is facing a lawsuit, though legal experts...

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Funny story: Ahead Of 2016 RNC Trump Trademarks "Trump Supporters Riot™"

Ahead Of 2016 RNC Trump Trademarks "Trump Supporters Riot™"

In a shrewd business move Donald Trump has applied for trademark status for the three word phrase "Trump Supporters Riot™." Now, whenever a newspaper or website uses the phrase Trump supporters riot™, the "™" symbol must appear and...

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Funny story: Short Guy Opts for Taller Urinal at Rest Area

Short Guy Opts for Taller Urinal at Rest Area

Ludlow, MA - Short Guy Terry Dapp opted for a taller urinal upon entering the Ludlow Service Plaza Men's Room last Saturday. Vertically challenged at five feet four inches, Dapp would have been a superb match for the lower urinal that well serve...

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Funny story: On the problem of choosing how and where to drop a stink pickle

On the problem of choosing how and where to drop a stink pickle

Niagara Falls, NY - Attempts to avoid colleagues in professional settings is an all too familiar practice. Have you ever gone to a different floor of your office building to drop a bomb? What about having the turtle's head poking out but preventing M...

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Funny story: Man Uses Minimum Amount of Toilet Paper to Avoid Responsibility of Changing the Roll

Man Uses Minimum Amount of Toilet Paper to Avoid Responsibility of Changing the Roll

Armidale, NSW - BA student Kyle Sanders, boarding in university accommodation, reportedly left the bathroom yesterday following a 'comfort stop' in which he used only 4 squares of toilet paper, the bare minimum required to avoid having to change the...

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Funny story: Man found not running for presidency

Man found not running for presidency

This morning a man dressed in blue denims, a white shirt, and tan loafers, found on the street leaning on a Porto-potty, was taken off to jail for a bail hearing. Earliest reports indicated that this man--his name is believed to be Bret Holman--wa...

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Funny story: $1m compensation for disabled man who fell off public toilet after eight year legal wait

$1m compensation for disabled man who fell off public toilet after eight year legal wait

Barking, Isle of Dogs - A local authority is to pay one million dollars compensation to a man who fell off the pot after eight years in a public toilet. Barking Council agreed the seven figure payout as part of its compensation culture initiative...

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Funny story: Technological home breakthrough

Technological home breakthrough

Havvanna Stairlifts have just announced their latest innovation for the modern home with elderly relatives living in. A built in commode for the stairlift to save those poor old crumblies the inconvenience of going to the bathroom and pissing all ove...

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Funny story: Derelict Soap Dispenser Found At School

Derelict Soap Dispenser Found At School

Authorities in the Thai capital of Bangkok have today said that an ancient soap dispenser has been discovered in the toilets at a school in the city, prompting fears that, at one time, soap may have been used to wash children's hands after they had v...

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Funny story: Apple watches to give you the time of your life

Apple watches to give you the time of your life

Apple wants your money, as much (or as little) of it as it can get--as much being $10,000 (for Big Spenders), as little $349 (for cheapskates). That's right, the company founded by Johnny Appleseed has added wristwatches to its collection...

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Funny story: Obama Contemplated Replacing Biden in 2012 Campaign Because "He Never Flushes His Shit"

Obama Contemplated Replacing Biden in 2012 Campaign Because "He Never Flushes His Shit"

Leaked Galleys from Taking Fire For Talking Points, Jay Carney's tell-all memoir of his time as President Obama's press secretary, show that Obama wanted to dump Joe Biden from the Democratic ticket for the 2012 election because Biden never flushed t...

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Funny story: Chris Christie Forces Plane to Land Because No Toilet Paper on Board!

Chris Christie Forces Plane to Land Because No Toilet Paper on Board!

Mona Bona, political correspondent for Sade Media, gives her take on Chris Christie's actions which forced a plane to land due to no toiler paper. Well - the man who gives new meaning to "The Bully Pulpit" has done it again! He's moved on from 'Bridgegate' to 'Toiletpapergate!' His private jet (courtesy of The koch Bros.) was en route to Iowa where Christie is now known as 'The Hog lovin Man...

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Funny story: Chinese Billionaires to buy up Europe's Public Toilets

Chinese Billionaires to buy up Europe's Public Toilets

Chinese Billionaires have run out of Government Assets and Ghost Estates to buy, now they are buying up Public Toilets, with an option to gain equity on downtown facilities. Paris, London, Rome, Geneva, they all have busy professionals who get sho...

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Funny story: Chair From Nowhere first of new line of needless products

Chair From Nowhere first of new line of needless products

Tired? Back bothering you again? No problem: just "summon" The Chair From Nowhere. Inspired by cockroaches, The Chair From Nowhere is actually a stainless-steel "exoskeleton" that, like The Femdom Dildo, straps onto the wearer's body-in the case o...

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Funny story: Blame it on the size of the glass... or the toilet bowl

Blame it on the size of the glass... or the toilet bowl

Research is important because the results can be quite revealing. Studies have repeatedly proved that what is taken for granted by common sense turns out to be mistaken. The most famous example is, of course, the shifting from the geocentric to th...

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