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Funny story: Sarah Palin Turning Into A Stick Woman

Sarah Palin Turning Into A Stick Woman

WASILLA, Alaska - News reports coming out of the Iceberg State, report that Todd Palin has confided in his salmon fishing guide that he is very worried about his wife Sarah. Mr. Palin told Miss Nanicka Zapalicka that just in the past month the old...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Furious At GOP Convention Snub - May Enter Into Rehab

Sarah Palin Furious At GOP Convention Snub - May Enter Into Rehab

WASILLA, Alaska - Reports coming out of Wasilla, Alaska, state that Sarah "Snowflake" Palin is extremely angry and upset at the fact that she was not invited to be a part of the 2012 Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida. The former gov...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Eats At Chic-Fil-A

Sarah Palin Eats At Chic-Fil-A

HOUSTON - Sarah "The Loose Moose" showed up in the Lone Star state to campaign for Senator Teddy Cruz. She was accompanied by her husband Todd the "Snowmobiler" and the two looked like typical tourists with Mama Palin wearing a pair of pink Rememb...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy, Levi Johnston And His Pregnant Girlfriend "Sunny" Reveal The Extremely Unusual Name of Their Unborn Baby Girl

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy, Levi Johnston And His Pregnant Girlfriend "Sunny" Reveal The Extremely Unusual Name of Their Unborn Baby Girl

WASILLA, Alaska - Levi "The Hockey Dude" Johnston, as his ex-future mother-in-law Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin nicknamed him is back in the celebrity spotlight. Johnston, who is 22, revealed to Macadamia Honeysuckle with LaLaLand Limelight, that...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Stages Coup Within Michele Bachmann's Campaign Headquarters

Sarah Palin Stages Coup Within Michele Bachmann's Campaign Headquarters

MINNESOTA - Pundits are calling this the most unexpected political narrative in an already failing presidential hopeful campaign. The GOP contender, Michele Bachmann has been called many names, she's been put on people's 'I wish she wore a witch hat'...

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Funny story: Todd Palin Is Extremely Concerned About Sarah's Depressed State (Not Alaska - Her's)

Todd Palin Is Extremely Concerned About Sarah's Depressed State (Not Alaska - Her's)

WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin cut short a salmon fishing trip up to Caribou Nads, Alaska after he received word from nine-year-old daughter Piper that her mom was acting very odd and speaking words which did not make sense. Todd hurried back from f...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says The New Book About Her Is All Lies - Todd Palin Says He May Be Kissing "Snowflake" Goodbye

Sarah Palin Says The New Book About Her Is All Lies - Todd Palin Says He May Be Kissing "Snowflake" Goodbye

WASILLA, Alaska - Noted author Jebediah McGillicuddy rented the house next door to Todd and Sarah Palin's home Casa Moscow. The author spent three months doing research and interviewing over 200 Wasilla residents while gathering up information for...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Brand New Movie "The Undefeated" Bombs Horribly - Already Heading For The Bargain Bins At Local Supermarkets

Sarah Palin's Brand New Movie "The Undefeated" Bombs Horribly - Already Heading For The Bargain Bins At Local Supermarkets

WASILLA, Alaska - Well after the absolutely horrendous box-office showing, or actually to be more politically correct 'non-showing' of "Snowflake" Sarah Palin's movie The Undefeated, it appears that her 15 minutes of fame may have expired. Her muc...

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Funny story: Sarah and Todd Palin's Son Track Marries Britta Hanson In a Royal Alaskan Wedding With Everyone Dressed in Jeans

Sarah and Todd Palin's Son Track Marries Britta Hanson In a Royal Alaskan Wedding With Everyone Dressed in Jeans

HATCHERS PASS, Alaska - The little Alaskan village of Hatchers Pass was the scene of the biggest wedding in the area since 1897, when Eskimo Chief Sha Na Na's daughter Ohh La la married Hookerholt "Snowballs" Broomprackle, the son of Hollander and Sn...

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Funny story: Tina Fey and Julianne Moore Argue Over Who Does Sarah Palin Better

Tina Fey and Julianne Moore Argue Over Who Does Sarah Palin Better

CHICAGO - The two top Sarah Palin impersonators in America, Tina Fey and Julianne Moore appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show and talked about how great each one's impersonation of "Snowflake" Palin is. Fey said that hers is better simply because she...

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Funny story: The Reasons Why Todd Palin Says That His Wife Sarah Palin Needs To Enter Into A Rehab Clinic

The Reasons Why Todd Palin Says That His Wife Sarah Palin Needs To Enter Into A Rehab Clinic

WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin, whom Sarah referred to during her failed vice-presidential campaign of 2008, as the "First Dude" says that he has grown extremely concerned with the well-being state of his wife-mother-huntress Sarah Louise Palin. Tod...

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Funny story: Todd Palin Is Worried As Hell As His Wife Sarah Palin Declares Alaska To Be A "No-Fly" Zone

Todd Palin Is Worried As Hell As His Wife Sarah Palin Declares Alaska To Be A "No-Fly" Zone

WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin says that lately he has been spending a lot of his time shaking his head at some of the antics of his wife Sarah Louise. He took a bite out of his caribouburger and said that he longs for the day when his wife Sarah,...

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Funny story: Julianne Moore To Portray Sarah Palin In The Movie "Game Change" - Moore Begins The Dumbing-Down Process

Julianne Moore To Portray Sarah Palin In The Movie "Game Change" - Moore Begins The Dumbing-Down Process

HOLLYWOOD - Actress Julianne Moore has just informed the entertainment media that she has agreed to portray the former governor of Alaska Sarah Louise Palin in the motion picture Game Change. The TouchRock film in association with TriMoon Pictures is being produced and directed by Martello Pellagrini. Moore said that the role will be one of the biggest acting challenges of her acting career...

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Funny story: Todd Palin Expresses Concern About His Wife Sarah - He Says She Told Him She Saw The Japanese Earthquake From Their Front Porch

Todd Palin Expresses Concern About His Wife Sarah - He Says She Told Him She Saw The Japanese Earthquake From Their Front Porch

WASILLA, Alaska - The husband of the former governor of Alaska has stated that he is really starting to get worried about the mental and emotional state of his wife. Todd Palin spoke to a reporter for USA DAYBREAK and said that the day after the 8.9 earthquake hit Japan, his wife was in the kitchen cooking some chicken fried moose balls. Todd was sitting in the living room reading The Wasill...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Hints That She May Be Heading For Arizona and Moving In With Daughter Bristol

Sarah Palin Hints That She May Be Heading For Arizona and Moving In With Daughter Bristol

WASILLA, Alaska - The word on the frozen streets of Wasilla is not good in regards to the Palin Family. It appears that there may be trouble over in Casa Moscow, the Todd and Sarah Palin home. For the past few weeks the rumor mills of this tiny Al...

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Funny story: Todd Palin's Beautiful Alaskan Fishing Guide Finally Speaks Out About Their Relationship

Todd Palin's Beautiful Alaskan Fishing Guide Finally Speaks Out About Their Relationship

WASILLA, Alaska - The Wasilla Frozen Icicle newspaper has just printed a story dealing with the relationship between Todd Palin, husband of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin and Todd's longtime fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka. Zapalicka, 28, has been descri...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Appears On The Oprah Winfrey Show And Talks Openly About Husband Todd's Alleged Affair

Sarah Palin Appears On The Oprah Winfrey Show And Talks Openly About Husband Todd's Alleged Affair

CHICAGO - Sarah Palin who lately has not been having a good "Hair Year" has now met head on with yet another controversial subject. And this one hits very close to home; and to be real specific and zero in on it, her bed. Palin decided to appear o...

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