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Funny story: Ghostbusters chase a slice of bread across NYC

Ghostbusters chase a slice of bread across NYC

Due to a typing error in their movie's script, actors Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray ended up chasing a piece of toast across New York City, and the two Ghostbusters then had to call the film of their adventures 'Toastbusters'. The hilarious movie ha...

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Funny story: Face of The Obama on sandwich; Texas woman 'blessed by the holy toast'

Face of The Obama on sandwich; Texas woman 'blessed by the holy toast'

A miracle in the small college town of Denton, Texas, where a local woman credits her half-eaten toasted cheese sandwich, purportedly showing the image of The Obama, with the unexpected refinancing of her mortgage, allowing her to keep her home of te...

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Funny story: New Apple Toaster

New Apple Toaster

Apple have decided to move out of the computer lab and into the kitchen - Apple's latest invention is the iToast toaster. "We've examined the concept of the toaster from the ground up to see what people really want out of a toaster, and built a ma...

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Funny story: Tainted Chinese Milk Found in Cheese in Toasted Sandwiches

Tainted Chinese Milk Found in Cheese in Toasted Sandwiches

Tainted Chinese milk products containing melamine may have been used in the manufacture of cheese for toasted sandwiches sold in Great Britain. The World Health Organization, an arm of the United Nations, is demanding a recall of all affected produc...

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Funny story: Toasters finally explained

Toasters finally explained

Following the recent experiments with the LHC, Professor Hugh Jarse was able to reveal how toasters actually work. "The question of where did the bread go when the toast comes out has now been answered." Said Profesor Jarse He went on to explai...

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Funny story: The best recipe for cheese on toast

The best recipe for cheese on toast

Now, The best way to make cheese on toast is this.

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Funny story: Man camping inside "giant toaster" incinerated

Man camping inside "giant toaster" incinerated

A man camping inside what looked to be a "giant toaster" was found burned to death in the Sahara Desert today. The "toaster," an Airstream trailer, was found in the desert about 100 miles south of the Atlas Mountains and Mediterra...

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Funny story: Major Supermarket chain found to be selling raw toast!

Major Supermarket chain found to be selling raw toast!

London AssPress:- A major food outlet is being investigated after claims that raw toast is being sold in all of its branches across the length and breadth of Christendom.

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Funny story: Perl Jam popularity spreads

Perl Jam popularity spreads

On toast, bagels; available as Jelly, too...

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Funny story: "Vegemite and Toast for Brekkie?"

"Vegemite and Toast for Brekkie?"

From Our Foreign Desk - DATELINE Perth, Australia...

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