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Funny story: Testes are 'Prozac factories' says report

Testes are 'Prozac factories' says report

London - Women who wear sensible shoes have always suspected as much, shunning their delights over 'chemical cosh' fears. Those suspicions have now been vindicated as a report published today says anti-depressants and mood altering toxins are foun...

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Funny story: World Health Organization: Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy.

World Health Organization: Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy.

World Health Organization: "Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy." The World Health Organization released findings on a series of expensive studies today, including a study that shows that men's desks are dirtier than women's...

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Funny story: Dorking pensioner traps testicles during shower

Dorking pensioner traps testicles during shower

A pensioner had to be taken to hospital after they caught their testicles in a shower seat last week. Dorking fire crews were called out to the pensioner's house in Dorking on April 6th to help cut them free after getting their private parts trapp...

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Funny story: Porsche Demands U.S. Emergency Call Number be Changed

Porsche Demands U.S. Emergency Call Number be Changed

Privately miffed for decades over the common misuse of their U.S. based corporate switchboard and dealer network phone lines, Porsche has asked the federal government to change the "911" emergency call number to "something else". Porsche automotiv...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Sexually Abused by Sir Andrew Neil?

Boris Johnson Sexually Abused by Sir Andrew Neil?

Boris Johnson, the weirdly haired loon who runs London, has accused esteemed BBC political frontman Sir Andrew Neil of touching him inappropriately. Boris, who is currently in Davos deliberating with fellow strangefellows, has told Abu Dhabi-finan...

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Funny story: Furious Burnley War Hero Demands The Return Of Hitler's Long Lost Testicle

Furious Burnley War Hero Demands The Return Of Hitler's Long Lost Testicle

Legendary Burnley war hero, Jimmy Bacon, of Accrington Road in the town, today demanded the return of Hitler's long lost testicle, claiming that he was the rightful owner, and that the council had no right slipping a local junkie a tenner, for the po...

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Funny story: Hitler's Missing Testicle Found In Burnley Skip

Hitler's Missing Testicle Found In Burnley Skip

The late and not much lamented German Reichs Chancellor's legendary missing testicle has reportedly been found in a Burnley skip. Local skip-dipper, Justin Eclair, 29, a registered heroin addict, had been rummaging through a skip outside an under...

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Funny story: Freddie Starr ate Fatima Whitbread's testicles

Freddie Starr ate Fatima Whitbread's testicles

Comedian Freddie Starr was dramatically rushed to hospital yesterday after eating Fatima Whitbread's testicles on I'm A Donut Get Me Out Of Here. The pot-bellied scouser suffered an allergic reaction to the Bushtucker Trial but dismissed reports t...

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Funny story: Bonds: Testicle Shrinkage Due to Sex Change

Bonds: Testicle Shrinkage Due to Sex Change

Former baseball slugger Barry Bonds acknowledged today that his sperm-manufacturing organs did indeed atrophy-but not because he was taking steroids to make him more powerful at the plate. Bonds said he suffered the retracted gonads because he w...

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Funny story: Police Hunt Testicle Snatcher!

Police Hunt Testicle Snatcher!

Scotland Yard are on the hunt for a woman who is removing testicles from unsuspecting men, and selling them on the internet. The thief, now identified as Lady Godiva, the onetime bum snatching bandit, has gone to ground, somewhere in Canada. Po...

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Funny story: Adopt a Bollock

Adopt a Bollock

Adopt a Bollock is a new recognized charitable organization which came into being when it was discovered that many men, with testicular cancer, were unable to raise the money to pay for treatment. Men diagnosed with testicular cancer, have their bollock or bollocks photographed and the photographs can be viewed on www.adoptabollock.come . You are free to chose whichever bollock you wish to spo...

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Funny story: 57 Year Old Man's Lost, Castrated Testicles, Found by a Families Bird Dog.

57 Year Old Man's Lost, Castrated Testicles, Found by a Families Bird Dog.

A family's Irish Setter brought a man's lost testicles home for dinner. A man was castrated on Tuesday by an enraged father that discovered a 57 year old man was putting the meat to his 17 year old daughter. "I did what any responsible father wou...

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Funny story: 57 Year Old Man Castrated With Butter Knife by Angry, Enraged, Frustrated or Jealous???? Father.

57 Year Old Man Castrated With Butter Knife by Angry, Enraged, Frustrated or Jealous???? Father.

A 57 year old man was forcibly castrated, fully conscious, with an ordinary butter knife in Germany. A father with a daughter 17 years old, started dating a 57 year old man in her town. When her father caught wind of the torrid affair he went to t...

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Funny story: Electrified Testicles Explain UFO Sightings

Electrified Testicles Explain UFO Sightings

Boffins worldwide have been stunned by findings that suggest flying saucers can be explained by distressed male organs. Professor Cletus X Scrotum, of the Institute of Weird Science at Harvard, has been studying the phenomenon of UFOs for years an...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole Humbled After Crotch Cricket Discovered to Have World's Largest Testicles Relative to Body Mass!

Ashley Cole Humbled After Crotch Cricket Discovered to Have World's Largest Testicles Relative to Body Mass!

A government funded study said to have cost $millions has discovered that a Cricket has the world's largest pair of testicles in comparison to it's body mass, a discovery said to have come as a shock to Tabloid Readers. The Bush Cricket (no pun in...

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Funny story: Bushcrickets surpass Negro men as the species with the biggest "balls"!

Bushcrickets surpass Negro men as the species with the biggest "balls"!

A species of Bushcricket has caused "alarm-balls" to ring amongst boasting negro men; it's been discovered that the "balls" of the bushcrickets are many more times larger than a negroes in comparison. Black men boast about the size of their "piece...

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Funny story: Cricket Sports Largest Testicles

Cricket Sports Largest Testicles

The humble bushcricket has been clicking so much over the centuries because, in proportion to body weight, it has the largest testicles per body mass in the world at 13.8%. A human equivalent would have two tyres between his legs. However, these g...

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