Washington, D.C. The Obama sisters, Malia and Sasha, are currently not playing with each other. This is said to be due to a recent visit by a cousin of the sisters at the White House. Malia Obama peeked in the cousin's secret diary when she -- Mal...
The Guard Dog has identified "the grand spymaster," referred to recently by Rand Paul, as Mr. Cornelius Crapper (no relation to James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence, but located in an office down the hall). Due to a Guard Dog embed in...
Commuters at Grand Central Station received the shock of a lifetime last night: George Orwell selling and signing copies of his books, right near the big clock in the terminal. "Ya gotta strike while the iron is hot," Orwell told the crowd, e...
Confronted with the evidence (photos of napping on the job), the security guards had a variety of responses about their behavior, when interviewed by reporter Gail Farrelly from TheSpoof.com. Here's a sample: -- "I catch a few winks during the slow hours, so that I'm ready to be extra vigilant during the busy ones." -- "Sleeping isn't allowed on the job? Really? I have to check this...
He's seen it all, and he's sick of it. The beleaguered watchdog is having trouble keeping up with the amount of work he's been assigned and admits it may be time for him to quit his spying job. The number of folks he's supposed to keep track of...
News Of The World reader Ted Snivel has hacked his mother-in-law to death in Bognor Regis. Mr Snivel, who boasted to neighbours that he worked for M15, claims to have been under massive stress after years of undercover surveillance work. Pol...
London - A major UK supermarket chain is to spy on carers 'that the government may not know about' a red top report says today. Leading supermarket chain Insanesburys' staff will root out these off-the-radar individuals who have evaded Big Brothe...
According to an insider, an aide, at the U.S Senate and confirmed by that of another aide, this one in the House of Representatives, two very small secret cameras were set up over the urinals there and the results being passed around have shocked man...
BOSTON- In a major effort to decrease theft from thrift stores, Jim Gibbons, President and CEO of Goodwill Industries International, reported yesterday that he is requiring all Goodwill donation centers to begin installing high-tech surveillance equi...
The Government announced today that it is to reassess its use of closed-circuit television systems. The news comes only weeks after it was announced the UK was the "most recorded nation ever, ever". An unprecedented number of petitions were hande...
WASHINGTON May 8, 2028 - The final plot of habitable public space in the United States not continuously monitored by a surveillance camera finally came under the eye of the lens today in barren northern Alaska.
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