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Funny story: Tips for improving self-confidence

Tips for improving self-confidence

Self-confidence is so important in today's cut and thrust life, and you really need to stand out from the crowd if you want to get ahead in this world. There is no point sitting at home feeling sorry for yourself, so get up on your feet and do something about your sorry excuse for a life. Be aggresive! Be firm! Stand up straight when people are talking! What's wrong with you?! You need a s...

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Funny story: The "Art" of Writing

The "Art" of Writing

As if. Do you think I would submit a piece called the "art of writing" if I knew anything about how to write stuff. What do you take me for? I can barely hold a pencil straight long enough to write down the number of the local pity clinic where I go weekly to get shots of confidence for my lagging libido. And besides none of that has anything at all to do with whether or not I can write.

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Funny story: Shane of Westlife Is Not Gay!

Shane of Westlife Is Not Gay!

Shane of Westlife has come out as straight and made it absolutely clear that he is not at all gay and is totally normal.

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Funny story: Super Size Me? HELL YA!

Super Size Me? HELL YA!

(Sacramento, Calif)- Remember the ground breaking documentary where Morgan Spurlock tried to eat nothing but McDonald's for 30 straight days? Me too, is that guy the biggest dumbfuck or what?...

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Funny story: Gay/Lesbian group pleads with Britney: Get back into the Closet or stay a Breeder, please!

Gay/Lesbian group pleads with Britney: Get back into the Closet or stay a Breeder, please!

Hollywood, California - With the recent rumored sexual romp with her assistant, Shannon Funk, Britney is now facing allegations regarding her sexual reorientation, which has a Gay/Lesbian group pleading with her to go back into the 'closet' o...

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Funny story: "Edward is straight" claims Sunday newspaper.

"Edward is straight" claims Sunday newspaper.

In an interview due to be published in The Sunday Times tomorrow, Gay Prince Edward makes a confession that will stun his family, the theatre world, his long term lover Steve Richardson but most of all his wife, the ridiculously horny Sophie Rhys-Jon...

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Funny story: Failed Films

Failed Films

A look at some films which never made it straight to DVD, let alone to the cinema.

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Funny story: Is being gay a choice?

Is being gay a choice?

It seems everyone has an opinion as to whether being gay is a product of genetics, environment, biology societal conditioning or something else entirely. A beefy Republican friend of mine -- who claims to be "super straight" -- argues that it's a choice. He's totally anti-gay and brags about how much he hates gays. During our conversation I tried to be diplomatic with him, seeing...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise: "I love sleeping with ladies!"

Tom Cruise: "I love sleeping with ladies!"

Hollywood - World famous heterosexual movie star and holder of strange beliefs, Tom Cruise, today revealed all, in an exclusive interview with The Spoof, telling without shame of his genuine love of women and his interest in "doing it with them.

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Funny story: Neil Tennant is straight

Neil Tennant is straight

All through these 20 years of a glamorous career, Neil Tennant (Pet Shop Boys) has been a gay icon, a pride for the community. But now, this last Christmas night he broke down and had to admit that he likes women very much and has confessed that he is not gay. It all has been a complete disguise used for marketing and commercial purposes only.

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Funny story: Crocodile Hunter's Stingray Strikes Again

Crocodile Hunter's Stingray Strikes Again

Miami -- Florida officials are still unsure if the stingray that killed the Crocodile Hunter is the same stingray that yesterday flung a stinger 6 feet straight up the xyz of Miami swimmer Kyle Witherspoon's .. xyz .. the "xyz" referri...

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Funny story: Joel cheats on Hilary

Joel cheats on Hilary

When Joel Madden (Good Charlotte) and Hilary Duff (Lizzie McGuire) hooked up, we all knew there would be trouble. And now there has been. After finding Joel cheating on her, the 18 year old star dumped him straight away.

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Funny story: Gay Actor Outed as Straight

Gay Actor Outed as Straight

Shocking news today in the entertainment industry, Graham Norton telly towns campest presenter may not be as camp as once thought. The problem lies with 43 yr old Norton's (real name Graham Norton), geography teacher Julie Clary.

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Funny story: Team Zissou Does It Again

Team Zissou Does It Again

In an astounding announcement on the deck of the Belafonte, at anchor in the Baring Straight, Oceanographer Steve Zissou shocked the world with his latest discovery.

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Funny story: Fantasy Football Owner/Coach Almost Purchases $1,900 Couch After 2nd Straight Win

Fantasy Football Owner/Coach Almost Purchases $1,900 Couch After 2nd Straight Win

SAN FRANCISCO (SPOOF) -- Los Frijoles' Fantasy Football team owner, Daniel Ureste, is suspected of temporary insanity when he almost purchased a $1,900 couch after winning his second straight game. When we asked why he would even consider such a...

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Funny story: Local Man Dejected After America's Funniest Home Videos Declines 100th Straight Entry

Local Man Dejected After America's Funniest Home Videos Declines 100th Straight Entry

Denver - A local Lakewood man, David Cottalano, says he's "down right unhappy" about his latest defeat at the hands of the producers from the ABC show America's Funniest Home Videos. Although he should not be surprised, this was the one...

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Funny story: Venus flytrap lures Enron heist gang to CIA island

Venus flytrap lures Enron heist gang to CIA island

(Greenwich Royal Observatory, London) In a once in a lifetime occurrence visible only to lie-detector trained specialists, a gigantic Dionaea Muscipula this morning crossed the Earth's orbit and headed straight to an area cordoned off by the Def...

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