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Funny story: Scottish FA announce new sponsor

Scottish FA announce new sponsor

After the shock parting of the ways between Tennants and the Scottish FA, the Scottish footballing body has acted quickly to fill the gap. The Scottish based drinks company has made the decision after David Tennant left the popular BBC drama, Doc...

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Funny story: Sponsor depicts Rooney as a fat, bearded, loser slob and he fitted the role perfectly!

Sponsor depicts Rooney as a fat, bearded, loser slob and he fitted the role perfectly!

Multi-millionaire superstar, Wayne Rooney, was asked by his Sponsor, to go back to his roots in their latest advertising campaign, Rooney of course said yes (over his appearance fees, no comment!). The scenario is that Rooney slips over his laces...

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Funny story: Football club's pet food sponsorship deal disallowed as 'false advertising'

Football club's pet food sponsorship deal disallowed as 'false advertising'

It was announced today that Grimsby Town the struggling league two football club have secured a deal with Youngs Sea Foods to continue with sponsorship next season, even if they are relegated. It was rumoured that a national pet food manufacturer...

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Funny story: Phonetic Alphabet Sponsored

Phonetic Alphabet Sponsored

The phonetic alphabet, popularised by the military, the police and by call centres has remained unchanged for several decades. Up until now it has remained: Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, Indigo, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods GAINS A New Sponsor

Tiger Woods GAINS A New Sponsor

In a month that has been a torturous one for the world's greatest golfer, some good news at last. A new sponsorship deal could net Woods the tidy sum of $20million over a two year contracted period. Sexy Muthafucka Crotch Enhancers (SMCE) are a w...

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Funny story: Sponsor makes a mistake by ousting Tiger

Sponsor makes a mistake by ousting Tiger

NEW YORK - A major sponsor of Tiger Woods will phase the world's most valuable athlete out of its advertisements because they sell shavers to hairless women and lesbians . "As Tiger takes a break from the public eye, we will support his desire fo...

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Funny story: Tiger - Lucrative New Sponsorship Deals

Tiger - Lucrative New Sponsorship Deals

Fears that Tiger's recent naughtiness would dent his earnings proved unfounded when his details of latest sponsorship deals emerged this week. National Windshield Replacement Services are amongst the new deals, along with Band Aid makers Johnson a...

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Funny story: Rooney's shoe sponsor threatens to sue the "Roon" for his shoe-throwing tantrum!

Rooney's shoe sponsor threatens to sue the "Roon" for his shoe-throwing tantrum!

Scouser "Rooney" after throwing a tantrum and bunging his shoe at a Turkish dugout has been threatened with legal action by Niadidabok. "Roon" is under contract with Nike and a Nike representative after seeing this display of uncontrolled aggro pr...

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Funny story: Manchester United Shirts to Carry AON Logo - Astra Owner's Network Delighted

Manchester United Shirts to Carry AON Logo - Astra Owner's Network Delighted

Manchester United have agreed an £80 Million 4-year deal for shirt sponsorship with the Astra Owner's Network, a UK-wide car enthusiast's club. The club is thrilled to have beaten prestigious companies from the worlds of finance and communications t...

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Funny story: Bong maker latest sponsor to drop Phelps

Bong maker latest sponsor to drop Phelps

Another company has decided to leave the Phelps business. Kakadu Bongs, Inc., a bong maker based in Nimbin, Australia, has decided to terminate its eight year contract with Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps only six months after the deal was signed.

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Funny story: Manchester United Announce New Sponsorship Deal

Manchester United Announce New Sponsorship Deal

Manchester United have announced, this morning, that troubled US insurer AIG will not be renewing its shirt sponsorship deal that expires in May 2010, and the club have, therefore, signed a new deal with thrifty retailer, Poundland. The £14millio...

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Funny story: England Cricket Match Called Off Due To Sponsorship Confusion

England Cricket Match Called Off Due To Sponsorship Confusion

The $20m cricket match between England and Sir Allen Stanford's Caribbean team is in doubt tonight after a confusing High Court ruling. The ruling was about sponsorship, but is extremely confusing, and nobody really knows the exact details of it.

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Funny story: Democratic National Convention Sells Corporate Sponsorships to Fund Election

Democratic National Convention Sells Corporate Sponsorships to Fund Election

The next time you visit the nation's capitol, would you like to see the FedEx Washington Monument? What about the ABC News White House? How about taking a summer vacation to the Goodyear Grand Canyon? What about McDonald's Yosimite National Park?...

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle, proudly sponsored by...?

Jeremy Kyle, proudly sponsored by...?

A Spokesperson for Stella Artois today unveiled the three year sponsorship deal with ITV's The Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Funny story: 'Lack of sponsorship affects our performance' admits Gerrard

'Lack of sponsorship affects our performance' admits Gerrard

As sports journalists throughout Britain try to make sense of the nations top footballer's inability to perform at international level, England and Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has given his honest opinion as to why a group of players, who pl...

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Funny story: Corporate Sponsorships Move From Sports to Cities

Corporate Sponsorships Move From Sports to Cities

Corporations have, for several years, sponsored athletic events and named stadiums after themselves. Jack Murphy Stadium, named for a famous sports figure in San Diego history, became Qualcomm Stadium when that company offered millions to the city t...

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Funny story: Christmas is to be sponsored

Christmas is to be sponsored

Coca-Cola have agreed to sponsor next years Christmas, in a deal worth around £2.4 Billion. This means that the only soft drinks available will be made by Coca-Cola. Santa will also have to have the Coca-Cola logo on his hat and coa...

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