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Funny story: David Miliband in Lip Syncing Row

David Miliband in Lip Syncing Row

The Houses of Parliament, London, England, ordinarily a quiet and cheerful place, is today a hot bed of intrigue and conjecture. During one of Labour Foreign Secretary David Miliband's sensational speeches, several opposition MPs noticed that Mr M...

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Funny story: David Beckham's new Foundation for Speech impaired Footballers

David Beckham's new Foundation for Speech impaired Footballers

It has been announced that a new Clinic has been opened, it is "The David Beckham Speech Enhancement Foundation For Speech Impaired Football Players". This charity is said to be close to Susan Boyle's heart and accepts, into its programmes, footb...

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Funny story: Secret language of Presidents and other leaders analysed

Secret language of Presidents and other leaders analysed

Researchers in San Diego have been studying what they described as 'the secret language of Presidents', by using a new machine to monitor words said by Presidents that other human beings can't hear. The current President's cheesy grin and corny mixtu...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey Still Explaining Acceptance Speech

Mariah Carey Still Explaining Acceptance Speech

Using the relatively negative press coverage over her recent attempt at an acceptance speech for winning this year's "Breakthrough Actress Award", Carey and her publicists are spinning her poor showing on stage with follow up explanations and photo o...

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Funny story: Formula Barack Obama overseas speech

Formula Barack Obama overseas speech

As American President Barack Obama seems to be on permanent holiday abroad, his speechwriters have written this formula speech for him for any and every country he keeps ending up in. [X] is the name of the country he is currently visiting. 'People of [X], I have come here as leader of the United States of America, to tell you this. We shall not let you down, we shall always help the great peop...

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Funny story: Obama makes speech from the Vatican

Obama makes speech from the Vatican

[cue choir humming and church organ quietly playing] 'People, we are here, this is now, we have come to this holy place, this hallowed temple of Christianity, this sceptred isle of holy waffality in a sea of troubled people, troubled people I have turned my back on just as soon as I was elected. My voice beginning low then rising dramatically and self-importantly, then falling lower again insin...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Role Model? The answer is more than just a punch line.

Sarah Palin: Role Model? The answer is more than just a punch line.

(New York-NY) For my loyal readers, all five, you're used to my point of view clothed in the satire of news parody. Not exactly "The Onion", but at times I like to think they come to the level of a scallion, perhaps a leek. But something happened this weekend that simply forced me to come out from behind the parody. An event so seismic that I'm convinced like Jennifer Lopez's red carpet Grammy "t...

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Funny story: Study Finds Speechlessness Not Actually Literal; Experts Speechless

Study Finds Speechlessness Not Actually Literal; Experts Speechless

NANTUCKET, MA - It gives a whole new meaning to "breaking the silence." A revelational study to be released later today suggests that more often than not, when someone claims to be speechless, they are "not actually." The concept was discover...

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Funny story: Barack Obama makes historic 'I have a dream' speech in Prague

Barack Obama makes historic 'I have a dream' speech in Prague

'People of wherever the heck I am today, I have a dream, that one day Europeans will care what Americans think and will stop milking them for money, I have a dream! Two world wars in Europe which had nothing to do with America, the Cold War in Europe that had nothing to do with America, and yet Americans sent billions of dollars and sent thousands of troops to Europe, and got nothing in return. On...

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Funny story: Michelle O'Bama to have elocution lessons

Michelle O'Bama to have elocution lessons

Celebrity politician Barack O'Bamas wife Michelle 'Big Mamma' O'Bama is to have elocution lessons to prevent her sounding too 'white'. Michelle was shocked to discover some black school kids she visited in DC all agreed she was 'forgetting her roo...

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Funny story: Barack Obama makes speech on American rescue plan

Barack Obama makes speech on American rescue plan

Here is the President's speech, made at the Alhambra Lincoln roadhouse in Washington DC: 'I have a dream, brothers and sisters, and Klansmen, I have - uhm mmm, baby - a dream that one day Bushes and Obamas can stand together, and make phoney speeches about things they know nothing about. I have a dream!' And as an old lady burst into applause at this, he continued in a Messianic Luther King...

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Funny story: President Obama's speech on the economy

President Obama's speech on the economy

'My fellow Americans, this is it, here we are, now is now. In effect this is the time for all good men, all good women, all good children, all good pet goldfishes to move forward to a new America, a new future, a new beginning. We must change with the times, changes must change with the times, not a second more or less will be wasted in our efforts to turn the future back from the past into tomorr...

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Funny story: Presidential Speeches and the US Stock Market Decline

Presidential Speeches and the US Stock Market Decline

Moscow, Russian Federation: On a flight from Washington DC to Paris, Dr. Pita Belini of the Russian Academy of Sciences was seated next to Professor Kartoffel Kopf of the Dusseldorf School of Linguistics. Dr. Belini and Dr. Kopf struck up a conve...

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Funny story: 'Theft, embezzlement, sub-standard service, greed, infidelity, prostitution, homosexuality, sectarianism AND miniskirts:' Uganda minister's rant

'Theft, embezzlement, sub-standard service, greed, infidelity, prostitution, homosexuality, sectarianism AND miniskirts:' Uganda minister's rant

Kampala, Uganda - (Wobbly Ass Mess): Uganda's ethics and integrity (sic) minister has had a Damascene revelation about what makes his country sic (sic). In a televised press conference today Nsaba Buturo said the seven deadly sins of biblical lore...

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Funny story: The Man Who Really Puts The Words in George Bush's Mouth

The Man Who Really Puts The Words in George Bush's Mouth

(Rome-New York) The man putting the words in George Bush's mouth isn't Dick Cheney. It wasn't even the late Donald Rumsfeld, "late" in the White House sense. It's Rome's own, Frank "Digits" Watkins. He's th...

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez taunts Bush

Hugo Chavez taunts Bush

Buenos aries- Amid the adoring crowds and waving red flags of the Boca juniors stadium; President Hugo Chavez gleefully taunted his bitter ideological rival (The falsely elected "President" George W Bush)...

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Funny story: EXCLUSIVE - George W. Bush Makes Address to New Orleans

EXCLUSIVE - George W. Bush Makes Address to New Orleans

Late Thursday night, President George W. Bush addressed the nation, after being pressed for more information on his plans for the gulf.

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