A security hole has been found in some software. The programmer said that they had just released a patch for old flaws, and didn't plan on releasing any more any time soon.
Software giant Microsoft must suffer the consequences of a European Commission hissy fit, it emerged today.
Okay, now Bill Gates has truly "gone where no one has gone before"... You see, after creating software that allows people to send us e-mail viruses (virii?), worms (personally I've always liked the "woims" pronunciation), and trojans (no relation to those fun condoms), he NOW wants to sell us postage.
Hel-lo? Did I miss something there? Let me work through...
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