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Funny story: Tiger Wood Cured Of Sex Addiction, Plays 72 Holes in One Day!

Tiger Wood Cured Of Sex Addiction, Plays 72 Holes in One Day!

"It's true", stated a very happy Tiger Woods. "I am no longer addicted to sex and I'm glad", as he hit a 35-foot putt from off the green. Look out PGA linksters, the Tiger is back and his mind is on the game as never before. So what worked...th...

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Funny story: Study: Pregnant women should get more sex

Study: Pregnant women should get more sex

Pregnant women could -- and probably should -- get 10 times more sex than experts currently recommend, according to a new study. Current guidelines for daily sex during pregnancy range from once per week to no sex at all, the amount usually associ...

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Funny story: Sex Rehab Clinic Shortage, Quickie Solutions Offered

Sex Rehab Clinic Shortage, Quickie Solutions Offered

Celebrities seeking help with sex addiction issues have put the focus on a major crisis in the U.S. Sadly, there just aren't enough facilities available to tame oversexed folks. Frantic psychiatrists and psychologists involved in this kind of t...

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Funny story: Moorview Wing Opened In Rehab Clinic

Moorview Wing Opened In Rehab Clinic

World renowned rehab clinic, The Priority, deep in the heart of rural Hertfordshire today opened the doors of its new wing, The Moorview Wing, named in honour of a collaborative story in the Magazine Section of popular satirical website TheSpoof.com...

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Funny story: Sex Addiction Is NOT An Illness Says Expert

Sex Addiction Is NOT An Illness Says Expert

Sex addiction is no more an illness than an occasional craving for chocolate, according to globally respected Trick Cyclist Borge De Grootgroot. The controversial claim is likely to upset many people, particularly the likes of Tiger Woods, Bruce...

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Funny story: Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard-On' Woods in Rehab to Cure Sex Addiction

Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard-On' Woods in Rehab to Cure Sex Addiction

Shamed golfer Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard On' Woods has gone into a rehabilitation centre for treatment of sex addiction, according to various untrustworthy reports. A number of US media sources reported that 'Woody' (as the girls like to call hi...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Enters A Rehab Clinic In Mississippi, Far, Far Away From Sexy, Foxy, Money-Hungry Women

Tiger Woods Enters A Rehab Clinic In Mississippi, Far, Far Away From Sexy, Foxy, Money-Hungry Women

Tiger Woods has finally agreed to enter a rehab center to deal with his groin problem of just not being able to keep "Little Tiger" in his pants. Tiger has checked into The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic where he will remain for three...

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Funny story: Tiger Reportedly Checks into Arizona Sex Addiction Clinic Closely Followed by Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and "some Irish Woman'

Tiger Reportedly Checks into Arizona Sex Addiction Clinic Closely Followed by Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and "some Irish Woman'

Reports are surfacing that reclusive Swinger Tiger Woods has actually been sighted in a small Arizona town that houses a little known, but highly used compulsive disorder' clinic for Follywood Elite. The town, population 6500, can not be named for...

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Funny story: "Crack Addict" Tiger Spotted in Argentina at Fertility Clinic: Littering for Love or Money?

"Crack Addict" Tiger Spotted in Argentina at Fertility Clinic: Littering for Love or Money?

Missing for over a month, the elusive Tiger Woods, MAY have been seen entering an Argentinean Fertility Clinic known to pay BIG BUCKS for a super secretive artificial insemination program designed to produce Super Athletes. The Clinic, and the pro...

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Funny story: Addicts: We porn dump at the meetings

Addicts: We porn dump at the meetings

Support groups of individuals addicted to pornography are a growing trend. Therapists report that for their clients it is the only way they can achieve sexual gratification, but most refuse to destroy their collections. These sexual obsessions hav...

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Funny story: John McCain and Sarah Palin Treated for Sex Addiction

John McCain and Sarah Palin Treated for Sex Addiction

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - John McCain and Sarah Palin have been admitted to a clinic for the treatment of their sex addiction. "They haven't been able to keep their hands off each other since he named her his running mate," said an anonymous senio...

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Funny story: Oxygen Addiction

Oxygen Addiction

Following X Files star David Duchovny's admittance to a clinic for Sex Addicts, his former X Files Co-Star Gillian Anderson admitted in a frank interview, that unless she has a regular fix of oxygen, she will die. The Bleak House star admitted the...

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Funny story: Men Not Feeling Sorry for David Duchovny

Men Not Feeling Sorry for David Duchovny

David Duchovny, who plays an oversexed man on cable TV's Californication, admitted himself into a rehab clinic on Thursday for treatment of sex addiction. A recent poll of 52,675 American men reveals that none of them felt any pity. "I would say...

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