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Funny story: NSA taps White House phones, leaks scandalous texts.

NSA taps White House phones, leaks scandalous texts.

"Aye bruh," one text message reads, "Check out dees fresh-ass Jordans." President Barack Obama was only one of many to have his cellphone calls and text messages intercepted by the NSA recently, and his apparent lack of concern for world events is be...

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Funny story: NCAA On The Defensive Over Burger King Ad

NCAA On The Defensive Over Burger King Ad

ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN-- As College Basketball's "March Madness" heats up, with the "Sweet 16" round just around the corner, viewers of the four stations of coverage have no doubt seen a Burger King advertisement starring Chris Webber (NBA Hall-of-Famer...

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Funny story: Fraud In Army Recruiting Costs $100M But No Big Deal

Fraud In Army Recruiting Costs $100M But No Big Deal

In 2005, with mounting U.S. causalities in Iraq, the number of young men wanting to serve as cannon fodder had sharply declined. So a service recruiting bonus program was introduced to get them into the army. Under the program, National Guard s...

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Funny story: Spoof reporter almost gets his n**ts in a twist and thrown off a f**king balcony

Spoof reporter almost gets his n**ts in a twist and thrown off a f**king balcony

According to spokespersons for Representative Michael Grimm (R-NY), he did not follow up threats to NY1 reporter Michael Scotto with similar threats to a Spoof reporter. However, a representative for Spoof reporter Pepe Warezabar states the case d...

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Funny story: Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

New Jersey legislative investigators had a rather unpleasant surprise this morning, no toilet paper in their restrooms. In fact there was not a roll to be found within 10 blocks of the capital said security guard Buford Hillis "I don't know what happ...

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Funny story: Governor Christie's winter love song to a bridge

Governor Christie's winter love song to a bridge

According to a spokesperson for Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey, the candidate for the 016 presidential election is sleeping less while consuming more bedside emergency oatmeal cookies than usual during long wakeful periods. The George Washi...

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Funny story: Fat Leonard is At It Again! Navy Flushes Out Bogus Charges

Fat Leonard is At It Again! Navy Flushes Out Bogus Charges

After installing flowmeters in the outputs of all Navy ships serviced by Fat Leonard Francis and his company, the Navy was able to compute just how much Fat Leonard was overcharging the Navy. It appears that Fat Leonard was claiming to be suc...

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Funny story: Torontonians fear Mayor Rob Ford's Scandals make their City too Interesting

Torontonians fear Mayor Rob Ford's Scandals make their City too Interesting

Dateline: TORONTO-Toronto's citizens are mortified by the world's mockery of their Mayor Rob Ford for his many scandals, such as his admitting to having smoked crack cocaine while in office, because they fear Toronto will lose its status as the world...

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Funny story: Top Atheist Leader Issues Apology, Resigns Amid Controversy

Top Atheist Leader Issues Apology, Resigns Amid Controversy

NEW YORK - Following a series of verbal blunders, Terry Snogawd has resigned his post as chancellor of the First Atheist Not-church of America amid growing protest from a large number of the group's members. "Look, not one of us has been complete...

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Funny story: Tory Party earthquake as Brit Top Knob goes bankrupt

Tory Party earthquake as Brit Top Knob goes bankrupt

London - A leading pillock - er...pillar! - of the British Establishment faces criminal bankruptcy charges following a £100m 10-year fraud that bankrolled his gargantuan celeb A-Lister pretensions. Yeah. Protected by a powerful smoke 'n' mirrors...

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Funny story: Edward Snowden Could Be Bound For Venezuela

Edward Snowden Could Be Bound For Venezuela

CARACAS, Venezuela - In the very latest installment in what is being hailed as The Edward Snowden Soap Opera comes an amazing international development. Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro has expressed a sincere desire to grant Edward "The Whistl...

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Funny story: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue seeks to secede from Union

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue seeks to secede from Union

WASHINGTON, D. C. - With the stroke of a pen, President Barak Obama signed an executive order by which 1600 Pennsylvania is no longer part of the United States. "We've seceded," First Lady Michelle Obama confirmed rumors that the nation's capitol is...

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Funny story: Cook County crack addict resigns from bench

Cook County crack addict resigns from bench

ST. ECLAIR, ILL - Michael Cook, who was caught, white-handed, cooking up smack (or maybe it was coke; details are confused in what remains of his mind), has resigned in disgrace from his position as a Cook County judge. A colleague died of a heroi...

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Funny story: Obama Declares Himself Infallible and Omniscient

Obama Declares Himself Infallible and Omniscient

Remaining calm and collected through all the controversy attending the so-called scandals that have plagued Mr. Obama in his second term, many observers have remarked on how little the Administration and the various cabinet officers involved have bee...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Has Just Published Her Third White House Scandal Book

Monica Lewinsky Has Just Published Her Third White House Scandal Book

SAN FRANCISCO - Monica Lewinksy, history's most infamous White House intern, has just revealed the release of her third book regarding the 1995 White House Oval Office Scandal. In her third book titled I Missed Being The First Lady By Just That Mu...

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Funny story: Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain

Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain

WASHINGTON, DC - On the afternoon of September 11, 2012, the White House began pre-party warmups, unaware of an impending attack in Benghazi, Libya. Young staffers, election strategists, and political aides walked through the halls, pointing at each...

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Funny story: £1 fish drawn into horse-meat scandal

£1 fish drawn into horse-meat scandal

The £1 fish man was today drawn into the horse-meat scandal when a disgruntled colleague on a neighbouring stall in Green street claimed the fish he was selling were actually horses. The colleague who asked not to be named claimed that the only re...

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