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Funny story: Welsh village of Kidwelly (!) is UK paedo satanic HQ

Welsh village of Kidwelly (!) is UK paedo satanic HQ

Wales - Named after children's rainy-day footwear the Welsh village is at the core of a pervy satanic cult. Swansea Crown Court heard today how evil residents of a Kidwelly cul-de-sac rampaged unabated in weird occult sex rites. The cult's High...

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Funny story: Bodysnatch priest saga: cops ponder ground penetrating radar dig at ex-altar boys finishing school

Bodysnatch priest saga: cops ponder ground penetrating radar dig at ex-altar boys finishing school

Henley - (Unholy Mess): Police searching for the remains of a 'Mexican-ish' Polish youth at the core of bodysnatch charges may bring in high tech equipment to excavate the grounds of a former school. Witold Orlowski's corpse was dug up and alleged...

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Funny story: Cops probe JFK connection as priest from Polish UFO/satanic cult charged with bodysnatching

Cops probe JFK connection as priest from Polish UFO/satanic cult charged with bodysnatching

Henley - (Hocus/Pocus): An official from a Polish satanic cult obsessed with UFOs and communion with aliens has been charged with bodysnatching by Henley police. Marian Fathers acolyte Fr Wojciech 'Perdurabo' Jasinski is accused of grave robbery i...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates' 44 Canynge Road apartment block twinned with 'Ghostbusters Building' in New York

Jo Yeates' 44 Canynge Road apartment block twinned with 'Ghostbusters Building' in New York

Bristol - (X-Files): Murky goings-on at Jo Yeates' flat actually began before landlord Chris Jefferies bought the property from a paedophile colleague, fellow ex-Clifton College teacher Stephen Johnston. "It's always been a magnet for mysterious d...

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Funny story: Let's mount another Orkneys-style satanic ritual abuse scam Pope tells Consistory

Let's mount another Orkneys-style satanic ritual abuse scam Pope tells Consistory

Vatican - (Devlish Ass Mess): The resurgence of the 1900s scam will be good for business, cardinals were told today at the hastily convened Consistory meeting. Billed by Pope Benedick as a day of deflection and cunning the meet-up includes chit-ch...

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Funny story: 'Have You Got Your Gas Masks Ready?' Scots asked as Luftwaffe Vatican Airlines heads for Edinburgh

'Have You Got Your Gas Masks Ready?' Scots asked as Luftwaffe Vatican Airlines heads for Edinburgh

Scotland - (Hitler's Dope Mess): The stench of Nazi stitch-up is rife ahead of the Vatican Mile High Club's customised Focke-Wulf Fw 190's maiden voyage to Scotland this Thursday. The arrival of Pope Josef Ratzinger and his ungodly crew of paedo-w...

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Funny story: Queen must die to atone for 9/11 atrocity says Diabolical Liberties Union

Queen must die to atone for 9/11 atrocity says Diabolical Liberties Union

London - (Hellfire News): The satanic frights body has issued a fat war (sic) condemning the needless public suffering behind prolonging Old Fatty Mountbatten's heinously sordid life. Recommendations for her immediate extradition to a Swiiss eutha...

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Funny story: Lesbian satanists suspected in Sussex golf course murder

Lesbian satanists suspected in Sussex golf course murder

Sussex - (OMG! Mess): An unidentifiable, bady burnt body was discovered today between the 17th and 18th holes at the Dyke Golf Club, Devil's Dyke Road, Brighton. Police say the corpse had been chopped up a bit and then set on fire in what some loc...

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Funny story: Obama - "Porn And Satanic Scandal!"

Obama - "Porn And Satanic Scandal!"

In an exclusive interview for Playman magazine President Barack Obama has revealed how he and Michelle have settled into political life at the White House. "Pretty much the minute we walked through the White House door our clothes came off, politi...

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Funny story: Loose Canon Law Lets Holocaust Denier Bishop Hold Black Mass

Loose Canon Law Lets Holocaust Denier Bishop Hold Black Mass

London - (Holy Shit! Mess): Cardinal Whormac Murphy-O'Con-Artist, supreme British primate and chief P2 Lodge grand master, has used a little-known Loose Canon Law precept to allow holocaust-denying bishop Richard Williamson to celebrate a Black Mass...

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Funny story: Presidential Smack-Down: Terrorist Versus Satanist

Presidential Smack-Down: Terrorist Versus Satanist

Presidential hopeful, Senator Barrack Hussein Obama has largely dodged the bullet concerning his association with early Al Qaeda operative, William Ayers. However, recent revelations concerning Obama, the Jew-hating, Muslim have called into question...

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Funny story: Putin blamed for satanic cannibals' ritual orgy rampage

Putin blamed for satanic cannibals' ritual orgy rampage

Yaroslavl, Russia - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): "I blame bloodsuckers like Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin for these sadistic cannibals' satanic orgy rampage." That is one local mother's view today after Yaroslavl police arrested a gang of hum...

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Funny story: Western Media 'demonises' demons says The Devil

Western Media 'demonises' demons says The Devil

The Devil has accused the Western media of demonising his unholy supporters and says there are "complicated problems" in administering international evil.

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Funny story: Pope Converts to Satanism

Pope Converts to Satanism

Vatican City - Due to pending multi-million dollar lawsuits in the United States against the priests who sexually abused parishioners and the dioceses that protected them, Pope Benedict XVI announced that the Roman Catholic Church would break with tw...

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Funny story: Sunday school teacher grandmas arrested in Rome satanic child molestor ring

Sunday school teacher grandmas arrested in Rome satanic child molestor ring

Rome -(Ass Mess): Mamma Mia! The Rome Carabineri were busy last weekend smashing yet another satanic child molestor ring consisting of...er, three middle aged women teachers - two of whom are elderly grandmothers who teach at a Sunday school - a woma...

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Funny story: US releases Godless coins

US releases Godless coins

Some 50,000 brand new George Washington dollar coins have been inadvertently released by the US Mint without the traditional inscription, "In God We Trust".

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Funny story: Open Letter to CDC director J. L. Gerberding, M.D., M.P.H.

Open Letter to CDC director J. L. Gerberding, M.D., M.P.H.

There you are on your dumb CDC website, with that smug, self-serving smile, telling the whole world you’re oh-so-proud to be the director of the Centers for Disease Control. But if you’re so smart, then how come your precious little website hasn’t bothered to mention that my chances of being ritually murdered by Satanists are greater than dying from Alzheimer’s disease? Do you have an answer to th...

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