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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Reveals Secrets About Ex-Husband Jesse James

Sandra Bullock Reveals Secrets About Ex-Husband Jesse James

AUSTN - Sandra Bullock has shown that she weathered the breakup of her marriage to "Messy" Jesse James with flying colors. Bullock did admit recently to Fajita San Guacamole with The Hollywood Innuendo that when she first learned that James had ch...

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Funny story: Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Werewolves of Walla Walla

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Werewolves of Walla Walla

HOLLYWOOD - Noted Australian director Kittles McLeavenworth has just announced that Paul Hogan and his wife Linda Kozlowski will be appearing in the film Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Werewolves of Walla Walla. The movie will be the sixth installment i...

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Funny story: Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

HOLLYWOOD - It has been three years since Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski last reprised their roles of Crocodile Dundee and his girlfriend of 26 years Sue Charlton in the motion picture Crocodile Dundee 4 - The Big Snapper Years. Hogan recently sp...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Devastated At Being Dumped By Ryan Reynolds For Blake Lively

Sandra Bullock Devastated At Being Dumped By Ryan Reynolds For Blake Lively

HOLLYWOOD - Sandra Bullock has certainly had more than her share of ups and downs in the love and romance department. Bullock recently spoke with Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-a-Vis at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner and discussed her latest disappo...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves Speeding In The Fast Lane Towards Romanceville!

Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves Speeding In The Fast Lane Towards Romanceville!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It finally appears that after being on one of the longest roller coaster rides in recent memory Sandra Bullock may have finally found some semblance of normality. The woman who last year divorced one of the most tattooed alley cat...

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Funny story: The Poster Adults For Tattoos Jesse James and Kat Von D's Relationship Is Once Again "Off-Again!"

The Poster Adults For Tattoos Jesse James and Kat Von D's Relationship Is Once Again "Off-Again!"

LONG BEACH - Many medical experts as well as entertainment news agency executives are seriously starting to wonder if perhaps having 30 times more tattoos than a normally tattooed person has something to do with the mental facility that deals with re...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Gets Her Heart Broken Again As Boyfriend Ryan Reynolds Tells Her She Won't Be Hearing Any Wedding Bells

Sandra Bullock Gets Her Heart Broken Again As Boyfriend Ryan Reynolds Tells Her She Won't Be Hearing Any Wedding Bells

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock has had more ups and downs this past year than Coney Island's Cyclone Roller Coaster. The Hollywood starlet has just about gotten over her heartbreak at the blatant unfaithfulness of her now ex-husband Jesse "Wiener With F...

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Funny story: Jesse James Divulges That Kat Von D's Sexy Body Is As Tight As A Drum

Jesse James Divulges That Kat Von D's Sexy Body Is As Tight As A Drum

LONG BEACH - Jesse James, the former owner of West Coast Choppers, says that he has finally gotten over the fact that most people in America hate him for breaking the heart of America's sweetheart, his ex-wife Sandra Bullock. Jesse, who said that...

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Funny story: Kat Von D's Show 'LA Ink' Gets Cancelled But She Gets Back Together With Jesse James

Kat Von D's Show 'LA Ink' Gets Cancelled But She Gets Back Together With Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of America's most tattooed women has admitted that this summer has been one hell of an emotional roller coaster ride for her. Kat Von D, 29, recently spoke with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine at a local Gunfight...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Has Confessed To Being A Closet "Snuff Dipper" AKA "Tobacco Chewer"

Sandra Bullock Has Confessed To Being A Closet "Snuff Dipper" AKA "Tobacco Chewer"

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Sandra Bullock appears to have taken up a habit that can only be described as downright disgusting. According to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Missy Wonderbox, the Oscar winning actress has admitted...

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Funny story: Kat Von D Dumps Jesse James Due To His Shameless Frolicking With "Another Woman"

Kat Von D Dumps Jesse James Due To His Shameless Frolicking With "Another Woman"

LOS ANGELES - It appears that tattoos somehow may be directly related to cheating, infidelity, alley-catting, and your basic unfaithfulness 101. The ink-blotched fairy tale romance between the ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock, aka Jesse James, aka "Messy" Je...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says She Loves George Clooney's Sense of Humor, Clooney Says He Loves Bullock's Lips

Sandra Bullock Says She Loves George Clooney's Sense of Humor, Clooney Says He Loves Bullock's Lips

SAN TROPEZ, France - George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have long been long time friends and that friendship now seems to be blossoming nicely into something seductively stronger. Sandra recently rushed to George's side after he ended his two year...

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Funny story: George Clooney and Sandra Bullock Seen Embracing Intimately In Dublin, Ireland

George Clooney and Sandra Bullock Seen Embracing Intimately In Dublin, Ireland

DUBLIN - Two weeks ago George Clooney dumped his girlfriend of two years Elisabetta Canalis. And just recently he was spotted in Dublin's Sons of Killarney Diner engaged in an intimate, playful, embrace with Sandra Bullock which included tongue w...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Denies That She Is The Reason That George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis Split Up

Sandra Bullock Denies That She Is The Reason That George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis Split Up

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was back at her Lone Star state mansion deep in the heart of Texas where she was taking a break from her movie making career. She had heard the rumors about her current co-star George Clooney, 50, and his much younger girlf...

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Funny story: Jesse "Mr. Tattoos" James and Kat "Miss Tattoos" Von D Plan On Getting Hitched This Summer

Jesse "Mr. Tattoos" James and Kat "Miss Tattoos" Von D Plan On Getting Hitched This Summer

LONG BEACH - Contrary to what the supermarket tabloids are saying Jesse James, the former Mr. Sandra Bullock, and Kat Von D the former Mrs. Buffy Pizzavelli are planning on exchanging vows and tattoos sometime this summer. Jesse, who was dubbed "T...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Talks Candidly About Zac Efron, Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock, And Those Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors

Vanessa Hudgens Talks Candidly About Zac Efron, Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock, And Those Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors

TARZANA - Twenty-two-year-old Vanessa Hudgens has seen and done a lot in her short celebrity career. She recently sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of The iRumors News Agency at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Tarzana. Right away Miss 2V,...

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Funny story: Arkansas Outlaws Adult Male Ponytails

Arkansas Outlaws Adult Male Ponytails

LITTLE ROCK - The Arkansas State Legislature has just passed a bill banning adult males over the age of 21, from wearing ponytails. The bill was first proposed by Senator Cottonwood Foxfrick, who pointed out that he recently attended a Foxfrick fa...

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