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Funny story: Europeans Afraid Sanctions On Iran and Syria Will Hurt Belly Dancing Trade

Europeans Afraid Sanctions On Iran and Syria Will Hurt Belly Dancing Trade

(Rembrandtplein)-- The nightlife in Amsterdam will have significantly less Arab and Persian women ready to "shake" their bodies for excited European men. The belly dancing trade, with an estimated annual worth of almost one billion American dollars,...

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Funny story: Dundee United Chairman Favours Sanctions Against Rangers

Dundee United Chairman Favours Sanctions Against Rangers

Dundee United chairman Steven Thompson has called for UEFA to "use the full force of the law" if Rangers are found guilty of allowing their fans to indulge in sectarian singing. The Tangerines owner has bucked the trend by coming out against the G...

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Funny story: Tough Sanctions Announced Against Gaddafi

Tough Sanctions Announced Against Gaddafi

U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki Moon today announced tough new sanctions against the government of Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi. In a tense statement issued at U.N Headquarters in Manhattan, New York, the General Secretary stated: "The United Natio...

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Funny story: More Bad News for Dundee FC

More Bad News for Dundee FC

Troubled Dundee F.C. have been hit by more sanctions in their struggle to stay afloat. The First Division club , which went into administration in October 2010 for the second time in 8 years, was given a 25 point penalty by the Scottish Football L...

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Funny story: US to Slap Sanctions on Luxury Goods to North Korea

US to Slap Sanctions on Luxury Goods to North Korea

Washington - Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has asked the State Department to draw up a list of luxury goods to be sanctioned against North Korea. It is believed that perks and luxury goods are one of the main tools Pyongyang gives to mili...

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Funny story: US Calls For Sanctions Against Evil NHS

US Calls For Sanctions Against Evil NHS

Republicans in the US are calling on immediate wide-ranging sanctions against the UK's National Health Service. They claim that the evil communist-inspired regime must be toppled for the sake of world stability, and say that if the United Nations is...

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Funny story: France jealously up in arms over Zimbabwe UN sanctions threat

France jealously up in arms over Zimbabwe UN sanctions threat

A jealous President Sarkybozo of France has called on the UN to impose sanctions on France following the dismal performance by the United Nations regarding sanctions against Zimbabwe.

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Funny story: Marmite crisis in Korea

Marmite crisis in Korea

Since Korea restarted its nuclear program there have been many sanctions imposed on it by the UN and the USA. Wheat and rice have been sanctioned along side chocolate. However none of these has had a greater effect than the banned import of marmite i...

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Funny story: US embargo on Cuba finally working

US embargo on Cuba finally working

The CIA is celebrating the success of the United States embargo imposed on Cuba, of which the Pentagon believes are finally working after 44 years.

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