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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus had dinner with her good friend Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, host of American Idol at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in West Hollywood. She told him that she wanted to do a benefit to help out the people who have been affe...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez' Boyfriend Is Jealous of Harry Connick, Jr.

Jennifer Lopez' Boyfriend Is Jealous of Harry Connick, Jr.

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of the halls of American Idol is that J.Lo's boy toy Casper Smart is extremely jealous of the close friendship that Jennifer has developed with fellow judge Harry Connick, Jr. Smart has told J.Lo that he does not apprec...

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Funny story: American Idol Sends The Season's First Singer Packing

American Idol Sends The Season's First Singer Packing

HOLLYWOOD - Well Mariah Carey is gone from American Idol and so is Nicki "The Clown" Minaj and Randy "The Dawg" Jackson sort of. Jackson has moved up from being an American Idol judge to being an American Idol mentor, which means that what he does...

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Funny story: Julianne Hough Confesses That She Still Misses Ryan Seacrest

Julianne Hough Confesses That She Still Misses Ryan Seacrest

LOS ANGELES - Now that American Idol has returned to its live telecasts, Julianne Hough has said that she really and truly misses her ex-boyfriend and the host of American Idol Ryan Seacrest. The 25-year-old dancer said that she tried to get back...

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Funny story: American Idol Is Back With The Erotically Sexy Jennifer Lopez And Two Good Old Boys - Keith Urban and Harry Connick, Jr.

American Idol Is Back With The Erotically Sexy Jennifer Lopez And Two Good Old Boys - Keith Urban and Harry Connick, Jr.

AUSTIN - The mama of all television singing competition shows American Idol is back and critics say it will be better than ever. Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld said that Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest is much more relaxed and is interacting more with...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Convinces Her BFF Selena Gomez To Apologize For Using The F-Word During Her Concert

Demi Lovato Convinces Her BFF Selena Gomez To Apologize For Using The F-Word During Her Concert

LOS ANGELES - Demi Lovato says that she owes a lot to her BFF Selena Gomez who was there for her the three months she spent in a rehab clinic. Demi and Selena both share a love for carne guisada and bean breakfast tacos, chicken flautas, and fajit...

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Funny story: Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo To Record A Christmas Album

Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo To Record A Christmas Album

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest is reporting that he has just learned that Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo will be recording a Christmas album. Seacrest was told by an insider on Team Beyonce that the "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" singe...

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Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

SAN DIEGO, California - The West Coast based fast food franchise Jack-In-The-Box is on the cusp of making one of the biggest changes in the chain's 62 year history. According to a corporate representative the company is currently planning on dropp...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Says She Finds Ryan Seacrest To Be Quite Sexy

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Says She Finds Ryan Seacrest To Be Quite Sexy

TARZANA - Danica Patrick had just finished racing at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with The Turnstile Review. Ambrose Appomattox of TR asked her if there was a certain man in her life. The petite, sexy...

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Funny story: Chicharito Buys Cheryl Cole A $12.7 Million Hacienda In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Chicharito Buys Cheryl Cole A $12.7 Million Hacienda In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Mexico's super star soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar, known as Chicharito, has just revealed that he has purchased a luxurious hacienda overlooking Cabo San Lucas. The $12.7 million hacienda was originally owned by...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort

Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort

VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus talked to Ryan Seacrest and she told him that she has had enough of hate-filled people criticizing her for her fleshy bodily displays. She remarked that she plans on purchasing a nudist resort located just ou...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift's Latest Crush Is A Real Shocker!

Taylor Swift's Latest Crush Is A Real Shocker!

NEW ORLEANS - Taylor Swift performed before a sold-out crowd at one of her favorite venues, The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. The country music songstress says that she loves the Voodoo because it has one of the finest sound systems in the entire c...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Points Out That Her Rehab Clinic Stay Has Made Her Much Prettier

Lindsay Lohan Points Out That Her Rehab Clinic Stay Has Made Her Much Prettier

LA BREA, California - Lindsay Lohan was having lunch at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner with the host of American Idol Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest. Lohan has said that Ryan is one of the few Hollywood celebrities who did not turn his back on h...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Nude Romp Is A Cry For Help Says Dr. Phil

Miley Cyrus' Nude Romp Is A Cry For Help Says Dr. Phil

NEW YORK CITY - Dr. Phil has finally chimed in on the Miley Cyrus Traveling Circus as Barbara Walter's refers to the life and times of Miley "The Pill" Cyrus. It's no secret that Miley, 20, has gotten more publicity than President Obama's Syrian m...

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Funny story: Harry Connick, Jr. Picked To Be The Third American Idol Judge

Harry Connick, Jr. Picked To Be The Third American Idol Judge

LOS ANGELES - The executives of American Idol had been bumping their rich heads trying to come up with a third judge to sit beside Keith Urban and Jennifer Lopez. Literally dozens of well known celebrities had turned them down including Will.i.am.

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Funny story: American Idol Desperately Looking For A Third Judge

American Idol Desperately Looking For A Third Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Ryan Seacrest has stated that he cannot believe that his hit show American Idol is having trouble filling the third judges position. Seacrest spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that Keith Urban will be back and...

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Funny story: Keith Urban Says He'd Like American Idol To Pick His Wife Nicole Kidman To Be The Third Judge

Keith Urban Says He'd Like American Idol To Pick His Wife Nicole Kidman To Be The Third Judge

HOLLYWOOD - The powers that be at American Idol have been working 24/7 trying to get all of their ducks in order before the start of the next edition of the hit music show. Noted producer Nigel Lythgoe was fired along with music mentor Jimmy Iovin...

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