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Funny story: Daft Bastard Queued For CL Final Tickets At Colosseum

Daft Bastard Queued For CL Final Tickets At Colosseum

Drunken daft bastard Nobby Cartwright, a Manchester United fan will have a great deal to live down ahead of the Champions League Final here in Rome today after queueing up for tickets outside 2000 year old amphitheatre, the Colosseum. "We tried to...

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Funny story: United Fans To Premier Ferry Anthem At Rome CL Final

United Fans To Premier Ferry Anthem At Rome CL Final

Manchester United supporters revealed this evening that they would perform their controversial new 'Ferry Cross The Irwell' anthem at the Champions League Final against Barcelona in the Estadio Olimpico in Rome. Liverpool supporters are up in arms...

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Funny story: Rome Police Geared Up For All English CL Final

Rome Police Geared Up For All English CL Final

Should Chelsea manage to beat Barcelona, thus setting up an all English final in Rome with Manchester United or Arsenal, Rome Police have said that they are well prepared to deal with a large influx of English soccer fans. Following violent scenes...

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Funny story: Rome WAS built in one day, historian claims

Rome WAS built in one day, historian claims

A history professor in England today claimed that Rome really WAS built in one day. 'I have analysed all the evidence', Professor Claudius Nero said, from his house in Oxford, 'Ivory Towers', 'and carbon-dated many bricks in Rome, and found they...

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Funny story: Senate Vote on Withdrawing Soldiers from Mesopotamia Nears

Senate Vote on Withdrawing Soldiers from Mesopotamia Nears

Dateline Rome, 15 Octavio, 112 BC: Senators from all parts of the empire have been convened in a special session of the Roman Legislature by Senator Obamicus.

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Funny story: Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Police were called to an incident which left thousands of spectators shocked at the IAAF Golden League Meeting in Rome last night.

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Funny story: New Seven Wonders Of The World List Contains Two Surprises

New Seven Wonders Of The World List Contains Two Surprises

A survey carried out in the UK has revealed a major change in the public's perception of what constitutes a Wonder, with regard to the compilation of the list of the Seven Wonders Of The World. All the old favourites are still on most people's lis...

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Funny story: Dark Satanic Mills investigation probes Culture of Deceit

Dark Satanic Mills investigation probes Culture of Deceit

Rome, Italy - Tuesday 7 March 2006 - (Rioters): The Rome office of the chief Public Prosecutor in charge of the God's Banker's Dodgy Taxation Lawyer investigation issued a series of terse statements today following increasing speculation in...

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Funny story: Pope tough on Bush at meeting

Pope tough on Bush at meeting

ROME -- Pope John Paul II met with President Bush and told him to shut up and stop calling God his pal while waging war.

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Funny story: You Can Take It With You: God Speaks

You Can Take It With You: God Speaks

(Rome) God surprised the world's religious community late Monday (EST) when he announced that in fact, you now can take it with you. Surrendering, he said to pressure from the Union of Almalgamated Angels to raise money for their pension fun...

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Funny story: Christians Wanted - Apply Coliseum

Christians Wanted - Apply Coliseum

Confusion reigned in Rome today amid reports that next month's opening of the Gladiatorial Games at the Coliseum was under threat. Snuff movie mogul Theopolis Theodopholis was distraught when interviewed at his Pisa mansion. "It's not...

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