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Funny story: Letters To The Editor - Public Information Letter From Rolf Harris

Letters To The Editor - Public Information Letter From Rolf Harris

Dear Sir, How are yer? Notice that I didn't say 'Good day, Sport!' Oops! Now I did! Silly me! Yer can take the larrikin outa Perth but yer can't take Perth outa the larrikin! Jeez! Never mind, she'll be right, mate! Fair dinkum, cobber! Kids and water, they love it. Rivers, canals, even the lily pond in the garden. Yer can't keep 'em away from it. Estuaries, seas, lakes. They can't keep out.

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Funny story: World Cup 2010 Latest: Australia Dreams In Tatters After Rolf Harris Declares Himself Unfit

World Cup 2010 Latest: Australia Dreams In Tatters After Rolf Harris Declares Himself Unfit

There was anguish in the Antipodes this morning (or last night if you were in Britain at that time) when the Australian World Cup team announced that its 'star larker', painter, musician, singer, composer and all-round entertainer, Rolf Harris, would...

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Funny story: Bradford cops probe links to art critic who slammed Rolf Harris' Queen portrait 'cannibalistic'

Bradford cops probe links to art critic who slammed Rolf Harris' Queen portrait 'cannibalistic'

Yorkshire - (Gruesome Mess): Police investigating accused serial killer Stephen Griffiths' background are probing links to a damning criticism by former Art Review editor David Lee of a 2005 Rolf Harris portrait of the Queen. The acclaimed critic...

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Funny story: Rolf Impersonator regrets his actions

Rolf Impersonator regrets his actions

Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Dutch Rolf Harris impersonator, Ruitt Rembrandt, has been arrested by authorities after performing "Jake the Peg", one of Harris's signature tunes, while fleeecing his fans of their valued possessions such as handbags and...

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Funny story: I'm throwing my arms around Harris!

I'm throwing my arms around Harris!

Morrissey knew the release of his single would clash with that of mine but selfishly continued anyway. "I'm throwing my arms around Harris". An affectionate tribute to the entertainment genius that is Rolf Harris. Rolf was also incensed and threatened to return his Knighthood should he ever be given one. In addition he refuses to play any more Smiths and Morrissey numbers on his wobble board a...

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Funny story: Rolf Harris in trouble again

Rolf Harris in trouble again

Rolf Harris has got into trouble with the law after it was revealed that the two little boys he released in 1969 must have been recaptured, for in a shocking turn about, thirty years on, he is re-releasing the same two little boys, though both must n...

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Funny story: Rolf to Paint Queen Nude

Rolf to Paint Queen Nude

Rolf Harris was today announced as the artist who will paint the nude portrait of HRH Queen Elizabeth.

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Funny story: Rolf Harris to unveil topless Pope portrait

Rolf Harris to unveil topless Pope portrait

Sydney - (Ass Press): Australian entertainer and royal portrait artist Rolf Harris is to unveil his latest celebrity painting of the topless reclining figure of Pope Joseph Ratzinger relaxing in the Vatican's private hot tub.

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Funny story: Rolf Harris commissioned to body paint the Queen

Rolf Harris commissioned to body paint the Queen

Rolf Harris, an ex-Australian convict who learnt to body paint whilst doing time down under has been commissioned to body paint the Queen and other members of the Royal Family. The monarch, who has been painted by more than 120 artists in her life, i...

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Funny story: Can You Tell What It Is Yet?

Can You Tell What It Is Yet?

Australian all-round entertainer, Lord Rolf Harris OBE, MBE, has been commissioned to paint a portrait of her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II to commemorate her 80th birthday next April.

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