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Funny story: Kim Sears - I'll Eat My Own Face if Murray Wins

Kim Sears - I'll Eat My Own Face if Murray Wins

Kim Sears - pouty irritating girlfriend of pouty irritating tennis nerd Andy Murray - today threatened to eat her own face if the young Scot goes on to win Wimbledon. "There's no living with him as it is. All he talks about is tennis, his mum, ho...

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Funny story: Roger Federer Goes 5 Sets With a Cuttlefish! Tiger Woods Gives Advice!

Roger Federer Goes 5 Sets With a Cuttlefish! Tiger Woods Gives Advice!

All England Club, London - After struggling against two qualifiers, Roger Federer finally reached the third round against an opponent he could sink his teeth into, or so it seemed. However when Robert Cuttlefish took the court and began squirming...

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Funny story: Federer bundled out by a hard-boiled Swede!

Federer bundled out by a hard-boiled Swede!

Swiss perfection has been beaten by a hard-boiled Swede in the French Open only to prove that there is still hope for others wishing to gobble up the "Precision machine". Roger was out-fought by the Swede, not only hard bolied, but set for revenge...

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Funny story: Federer and Nadal Hope Paris Won't be Boring

Federer and Nadal Hope Paris Won't be Boring

Paris, Illinois - Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal have never shared a lot in common over the years,except for several tense meetings on the hard, grass and clay courts. But recently Paris Hilton stunned the tennis world by once again stating that sh...

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Funny story: Roger Federer Hates Maria Sharapova's New Norwegian Pet Skunk

Roger Federer Hates Maria Sharapova's New Norwegian Pet Skunk

Hamburg, Germany - The Clay court event in Hamburg was turned topsy turvey yesterday when officials discovered an odd rodent on the loose in the men's locker room. Not only did it look strange, but it apparently smelled pretty... "Awful!" Scowled Rog...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Lhasa,Tibet- A somber Andy Murray met the press after losing a three set match to Roger Federer. Murray, who took Roger Federer's jibe, "what's it been 150,000 years since Britain has won a major?", to heart, said he couldn't handle the pressure from...

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Funny story: Andy Murray - Grand Slam Defeat A Conspiracy

Andy Murray - Grand Slam Defeat A Conspiracy

Whilst many neutral observers are of the opinion that Roger Federer is quite simply a better tennis player than Scotland's very own Andy Murray, there remains a simmering resentment among die-hard Murray fans who remain convinced that their man was t...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova's Pussy

The Truth Behind Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova's Pussy

It was a dark and stormy night, Roger Federer's wife had just put their baby down after a late night feeding. Roger was walking through the living room of their Melbourne time share in the dark when he felt something furry under his foot. A loud yowl...

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Funny story: Federer Refuses to Shake Hands with Tiger at Australian Open

Federer Refuses to Shake Hands with Tiger at Australian Open

Sydney - Down under you might think that Tiger Woods reputation might actually be seen as a macho achievement, but not in the eyes of Roger Federer. Tiger's tennis pal apparently snubbed the Tiger after he finished his semi-final with Tsongas. He...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Leapfrogs Nadal After Tsonga Victory

Andy Murray Leapfrogs Nadal After Tsonga Victory

Andy Murray achieved another career landmark with victory over Jo-Wilfried Tsonga in Montreal today, securing second place in the world rankings. The Scot, 22, beat the Frenchman 6-4 7-6 (10-8) to reach the final of the Masters event, and, to cele...

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Funny story: Nadal in hiding as Federer twins born

Nadal in hiding as Federer twins born

Basel, Switzerland - (ReUterus & Wild Oats Mess): World number one seed Rafal Nadal is in hiding this weekend following the birth of dead-ringer twin daughters to Mrs Roger Federer. Myla Rose and Charlene Riva were reportedly conceived in Nada...

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Funny story: Phoenix crop circle predicted Roddick's spectacular rise from the ashes?

Phoenix crop circle predicted Roddick's spectacular rise from the ashes?

Wimbledon - (X-Files Mess): Is the appearance of the Barbury Hill Phoenix crop circle a supernatural omen behind Andy 'Men-With-Balls' Roddick's momentous resurrection from grand slam obscurity? The world number six seed has shot back into the lim...

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Funny story: Baby Federer due to make Men's Finals Centre Court debut!

Baby Federer due to make Men's Finals Centre Court debut!

Wimbledon - (ReUterus & Epidural Ass Mess): Mrs Roger Federer has hinted heavily that the imminent arrival of little Roger Federer Junior is scheduled for some time around 3pm on Sunday 5th July in the VIP enclosure of Wimbledon's Centre Court.

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2009 Drama As Queue Stretches Around The Corner

Wimbledon 2009 Drama As Queue Stretches Around The Corner

As the 2009 Wimbledon tennis championships finally get under way this afternoon, there was real drama in SW19 this morning, as the queue of people waiting to get in to see the opening match grew and grew and grew - and eventually stretched all the wa...

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Funny story: Federer "I quit" - tennis world in shock

Federer "I quit" - tennis world in shock

Roger Federer, until recently the worlds' no.1 tennis player, has decided to quit. The superstar, who was beaten by Spaniard Rafa Nadal in the Australian Open on Sunday, declared, "You know, I've really tried to play my best game this last year a...

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Funny story: Nadal And Federer On Fire In Australian Open Tennis Final

Nadal And Federer On Fire In Australian Open Tennis Final

The top seeds, Rafa Nadal and Roger Federer, finally found their best form in the extreme heat at the Australian Open tennis final in Melbourne today, but were severely hampered when, during a break between games, their racquets caught fire. With...

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Funny story: Federer: "Nadal is shit and he smells"

Federer: "Nadal is shit and he smells"

In his own words, Roger Federer, today revealed his true feelings and his bitter resentment towards Rafael Nadal, his biggest rival. Interviewer: Thanks Roger for taking the time out Federer: No problem Roger. Interviewer: Um... so, Rafael Nadal the World Number One, how are you feeling as World Number Two? Federer: Great, never felt more confident. Frankly I think Nadal is shit and h...

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