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Funny story: Capitalists offer Pope executive positions with pipeline companies plus mansion with female services

Capitalists offer Pope executive positions with pipeline companies plus mansion with female services

Spokespersons for both sides in the recent conflict generated by the Pope have rushed forward with hands outstretched and wide smiles. According to his spokespersons, the Pope is considering how to respond to recent offers from global financiers i...

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Funny story: Bozo Bojo in Faux-Pas No-No

Bozo Bojo in Faux-Pas No-No

Boris Johnson's laissez faire approach to inequality and links to intelligence levels have been applauded by a group representing council estate dwellers who are keen to implement his theory in every sphere of life. The Mayor of London gave a spee...

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Funny story: Circuit Boards Are Back!

Circuit Boards Are Back!

Circuit boards have made a breathtaking return to technology, Nokia has confirmed. 'I really like Circuit boards. They've made me the person I am today. Rich and successful. I really like them because they look so cool. So I hang them on the wall...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Vows That Tax Cuts Will Start With Millionaires

Mitt Romney Vows That Tax Cuts Will Start With Millionaires

LANCASTER, Ohio - Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Lancaster, Ohio, the town that was named after Lancaster, Laos. He told a crowd of semi-enthusiastic independents that if he is elected president he will keep...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton In Hot Water Over Gay Comments

Paris Hilton In Hot Water Over Gay Comments

BEVERLY HILLS - Hollywood celebutante Paris Hilton was sitting in the Haven of Hair Saloon getting the back of her neck shaved by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue when she read an article in Left Coast Mirror Magazine. The article written by Tequila T...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

In an interview this morning at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip, Mitt Romney attempted to alleviate the fears of the poor with regard to his candidacy. "The problem we've had with this media led charge against me, is that it is all completely o...

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Funny story: Romney admits he doesn't understand what 'poor' means

Romney admits he doesn't understand what 'poor' means

On CNN his morning, GOP frontrunner Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney tells presenter Solidad O'Brian that the concept of 'poor' is not within his vocabulary or comprehension. "I have never met a poor person," he admitted, "Where do they live? Are they ne...

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Funny story: Rich No Longer Have The Padding Of The Poor To Protect Them From The Realities Of Life

Rich No Longer Have The Padding Of The Poor To Protect Them From The Realities Of Life

Tragedy has hit the upper levels of our society today as the economic crisis has caused many of the rich to lose their cushion of poor people that have previously protected them from having to experience the basics of life. Many of the rich now have...

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Funny story: City bankers alarm as gap between rich and poor just big enough to taxi private jet through

City bankers alarm as gap between rich and poor just big enough to taxi private jet through

Many City workers are concerned the gap between rich and poor may still not be sufficiently vast for their private jets to taxi through, according to a report by a think-tank. The St Paul's Institute report, Value and Values: Perceptions of Ethic...

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Funny story: Nafissatou Diallo gets a $10 million dollar deal

Nafissatou Diallo gets a $10 million dollar deal

Nafissatou Diallo signed a $10 million endorsement deal with Louis Vuitton and has become the new face of the French fashion house. The stunning beauty, Nafissatou Diallo, will be featured in the new summer 2011 advertising campaign of the Frenc...

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Funny story: Ga Ga Comes Clean

Ga Ga Comes Clean

As Superstar Lady Ga Ga releases her brand new album she revealed some astonishing secrets which are sure to create the wave of publicity that is so important to album sales. Lady Ga Ga, real name Maureen Milligan, was in fine form as she chatted...

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Funny story: Don't Blame the Rich, It's a Generational Thing

Don't Blame the Rich, It's a Generational Thing

Just as the rich say that breaking the cycle of poverty is a never-ending battle because it is self-perpetuating, some are now using that same logic to try and explain the unmitigated greed that is threatening to tear apart entire states such as Wisconsin and Michigan. The rich, or as they like to refer to themselves as "the haves" say they simply can't help it. "We were born this way. It's how...

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Funny story: Stedman Graham Breaks Up With Oprah Winfrey Shocking The Talk Show Queen And Her BFF Gayle King

Stedman Graham Breaks Up With Oprah Winfrey Shocking The Talk Show Queen And Her BFF Gayle King

CHICAGO - Stedman Graham and Oprah Winfrey have been together for over twenty years. The public relations executive first proposed to Winfrey back in 1992, 18 years ago. Since then he has been asked roughly 5,000 times when he and Miss O are going...

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Funny story: World's Wealthiest Upset That They Cannot Have Remaining 2% Of Wealth That Belongs To Everyone Else.

World's Wealthiest Upset That They Cannot Have Remaining 2% Of Wealth That Belongs To Everyone Else.

The richest 1% of the world who already own 98% of the world's wealth was shocked to learn today that they could not have the last 2% of the wealth that belonged to the other 99% of the people. "Why I just don't understand it," said Mrs. Sarah Bue...

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Funny story: Confirmed! Rich, Successful Women Now Prefer Older, Handsome & Experienced Senior Spoof Writers !

Confirmed! Rich, Successful Women Now Prefer Older, Handsome & Experienced Senior Spoof Writers !

A Psychologist's study just out of Scotland has confirmed what some older, very handsome scribes on the Spoof.com already know; they are now more in demand than ever by rich, successful career women secure in their place in the world and in their se...

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Funny story: Uber Riche Promise to Buy More Luxury Items to Stimulate World Economy

Uber Riche Promise to Buy More Luxury Items to Stimulate World Economy

Rich people all over the world, from bankers to celebrities, with the exception of the Greeks, are finally stepping up to the plate and offering to buy as many new luxury items as they can if it will help revive the world's ailing economies. From...

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Funny story: Dog makes old woman rich!

Dog makes old woman rich!

A pooch has made a little old lady rich beyond her dreams. The dog, talented in many ways died, came back to life and then died again. Now some months later the BBC has commissioned a documentary detailing his life. Mrs Hubbard now stands to cash...

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