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Funny story: Gingrich Lobbies Tiger Woods for Support in Florida

Gingrich Lobbies Tiger Woods for Support in Florida

Emerging like a Phoenix in South Carolina after his second wife dropped the infidelity bomb on him, Newt Gingrich is now lobbying Tiger Woods for campaign support in Florida, says "they're kindred spirits". Referring to Tiger's ability to launch a...

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Funny story: Chuck Norris to Represent Chuck Norris Party in Bid for Presidency

Chuck Norris to Represent Chuck Norris Party in Bid for Presidency

Following what many believe to be examples of ridiculous and juvenile leadership styles from the Republican candidates on the debate trail as well as from the Democrats in Washington, Chuck Norris has decided to take the U.S. Presidency in 2013. No...

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Funny story: Stephen Colbert Starts Campaign in South Carolina, Gingrich Flees

Stephen Colbert Starts Campaign in South Carolina, Gingrich Flees

Satirical talk show host Stephen Colbert, filed his Republican candidate paperwork in South Carolina this week, while Gingrich pulls out of the Carolinas to avoid confrontation with the self-described, "Master Debater". The pure comedic talent is...

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Funny story: Gingrich to Stump for Hair Care Products after Primary Defeat

Gingrich to Stump for Hair Care Products after Primary Defeat

Still stinging from the lack of support by the broader Republican caucus and the American people, Newt Gingrich will attempt to reinvent himself, again, as a spokesman for 'Just for Men' hair coloring products. 68 years old, white haired and marri...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Purchases New Hampshire: Calls Off Debate And Election Primary

Donald Trump Purchases New Hampshire: Calls Off Debate And Election Primary

NEW YORK - Eccentric billionaire Don Trump, disgusted with the outcome of the Iowa caucus and the quality of the GOP candidates currently contesting for the opportunity to run against President Barack Obama, announced today that he had closed escrow...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Hangs up on Sarah Palin After Being Called Witch

Michele Bachmann Hangs up on Sarah Palin After Being Called Witch

MINNESOTA - In what has been dubbed the most disappointing political campaign narrative out of the rank and file presidential hopefuls, Sarah Palin made an effort to interrupt her new reality show, "Bristol's not the boss," and give Michele Bachmann...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall St. to raid the next Republican presidential debate

Occupy Wall St. to raid the next Republican presidential debate

LAS VEGAS - Although Las Vegas is far from New York City, organizers are working straight through the next couple of nights to insure that Occupy Wall is 'well represented.' Some protestors are flying, some are driving, and others are walking really...

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