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Funny story: Polish referees withdraw from Scottish F.A. offer

Polish referees withdraw from Scottish F.A. offer

The Scottish Football Association's plan to cope with the referees' strike this weekend has been hit by the late withdrawal of Polish replacements. The SFA had arranged for three sets of officials to travel from Poland, and other countries, believ...

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Funny story: Scottish Refs See Red

Scottish Refs See Red

Scottish refereees have had enough. They are going on strike. One striker told me 'I may miss a goal or two but my aim is always to work to the best of my abilities.' Managers in Scotland have surpassed managers in England with their abuse of refs...

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Funny story: Scottish referees refused permission to wear balaclavas set to strike

Scottish referees refused permission to wear balaclavas set to strike

Fixtures in Scotland face possible postponement next weekend after Category One referees facing the biggest threat to their safety since Duncan Ferguson retired voted to strike after being refused permission by the Scottish Premier League to wear bal...

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Funny story: MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

Tired of MPs yelling at each other during debates, much like children on the schoolyard, John Berkow,Speaker of The House of Commons is said to be thinking of following the methods of reprimanding individuals used by football referees. John Berkow...

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Funny story: World Cup Referee Payoffs!

World Cup Referee Payoffs!

At least two referees at the World Cup Games have been dismissed and are still being interrigated by South African officers after Baruti Goitsemednse admitted Friday that he had been paid by gamblers in his calling of a round one game. "These are...

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Funny story: Howard Webb - I Felt Something For Darren Fletcher

Howard Webb - I Felt Something For Darren Fletcher

Howard Webb, the top Premiership referee, has talked for the first time about his astonishing HOMO-EROTIC display in the recent Manchester United v Liverpool clash when he put his manly ARMS AROUND Manchester United and Scotland defender Darren Fletc...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson to become a Premiership Referee on his 'retirement' as Man Utd Manager!

Sir Alex Ferguson to become a Premiership Referee on his 'retirement' as Man Utd Manager!

Old Trafford: Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, who has been putting himself in the firing line of the FA's disciplinary committee by criticizing the performance of match referees, is now destined to become one himself. Sir Alex is...

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Funny story: Keane continues to protest

Keane continues to protest

The republic of Ireland's record scorer Robbie Keane is continuing his protest about the standard of refereeing, demanding a replay for the clear handball which cost his team a goal. "Wigan's goal was as clear a handball as I have ever seen and ye...

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Funny story: Adolfex Fergler : A Study In Tyranny

Adolfex Fergler : A Study In Tyranny

As Germany descended into anarchy after World War One, with a Communist revolution and an Allied blockade, and the worst 'flu epidemic in modern history, the half-starving people there became desperate for a leader to bring their country back to some sort of stability. And that leader duly arrived, one Adolfex Fergler. Fergler was born in the Austrian town of Govanburg but moved to Germany, whe...

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Funny story: FA Refereeing Exam. 10 Multiple Choice Questions

FA Refereeing Exam. 10 Multiple Choice Questions

1. You're refereeing a match at Old Trafford with the scores level after 90 minutes. Do you (a) Award Manchester United a penalty, even if Ryan Giggs only trips over his own boot laces, (b) Send off the entire visiting team for daring to make a match of it against United, or (c) Add on 6 minutes of injury time, and hope that the Reds get a goal anyway. 2. You're subjected to endless vocal ab...

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Funny story: No FA referee costs United the Cup

No FA referee costs United the Cup

After one of the most average Manchester United teams in history managed to win the English Premier League this season, a team hammered only a few weeks ago at home by Liverpool, their manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, was confident of victory in the UEFA...

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Funny story: Premiership referees admit: "We do target certain clubs and players."

Premiership referees admit: "We do target certain clubs and players."

An anonymous source has admitted what all sports media have been reporting for some time, that referees target certain clubs and players and also let other clubs get away with murder. In an off the record conversation with this website, a senior ref...

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Funny story: Equal opportunities

Equal opportunities

Equal opportunities for everybody has long been the mantra of modern society, and the English FA, being fifty years behind the times, has finally caught up to the rest of the country with a landmark decision. Although it went without fanfare, at t...

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