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Funny story: Tainted Jackson Drug Recall Hits Hollywood

Tainted Jackson Drug Recall Hits Hollywood

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Two "tainted lots" of a generic version of propofol, a powerful sedative and anesthetic used by pop icon Michael Jackson before his death, have been recalled by the drug maker. The Los Angeles Times indicated police found the drug...

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Funny story: Consumer Alert: Hyperbaric chamber Recall

Consumer Alert: Hyperbaric chamber Recall

Hyperbarics R Us, the manufacturers of the oxygenated chambers designed to prolong human life, have issued a product recall. All consumers who purchased a hyperbaric chamber product between 1990 and 1999, are asked to contact the manufacturer so...

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Funny story: Millions Flee Ireland in Pork Famine

Millions Flee Ireland in Pork Famine

County Downwind, Ireland - This lush Irish countryside, once brown as far as the eye could see with pig farms, now lies empty and desolate in the wake of the recent devastating tainted pork recall. The Irish government has acted quickly to recall...

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Funny story: Big Chevy Auto Recall

Big Chevy Auto Recall

Gainesville, Florida citizen "Big Chevy" Chase Henderson told friends that he had always been a Chevy man, while sitting in New Bob's Cafe drinking coffee, Saturday. "Back in 1955 I bought me a brand spanking new blue and white Chevrolet Bel Air.

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Funny story: Chinese Candy Recalled After Reports of some Bursting into Flame

Chinese Candy Recalled After Reports of some Bursting into Flame

A beloved Chinese candy is being pulled from world markets because some of it has caught fire when exposed to sunlight or air. The "Chairman Mao Happy Bunny Fun Drops" which also go by the name "People's Republic Productivity Reward Sweet Treats...

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Funny story: Buster and the Baby angel, chapter 20

Buster and the Baby angel, chapter 20

Dearer reader, Because we have been away from each other for so long (Abcess makes the hard on grow harder) I cannot help but hurt from wonder if you recall the previous 19 chapters of the gross buster and the coup de grass baby angel. Will it be worth your precious time to plumb the dark depths of this sequel . . . or will you just join us in Chapter 20 and say the Buster Fuckhead (see Ch 1) with...

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Funny story: Irving Dweibeck - a life in film

Irving Dweibeck - a life in film

Recall, if you will, a pan shot - the camera moving slowly and surely across a plate of fancies in a Boston tea shop. The light slants in at an angle, bisecting the angel cakes as the face of Katherine Hepburn looms into view like a Spanish omelette. The camera now zooms in on her mouth as she takes a bite from a mini-roll - the camera, it seems, is moving towards those lips. Now it's insid...

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Funny story: Apocalypse

Apocalypse

I don't need to be a psychologist to understand how my mind functions. All I need is to differentiate amongst ' thinking', 'remembering', and 'mental pop-ups.' When I try, in vain, to understand the true nature of the present quagmire on earth I call this mental process 'thinking'. When I try to recall what I bought for my wife last year as Christmas present, I call it remembering! Next comes my...

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Funny story: Guinness Book of Records declares the year 2007 record breaker for recalls; next year's awaited with baited breath

Guinness Book of Records declares the year 2007 record breaker for recalls; next year's awaited with baited breath

London, England - Contaminated wheat gluten in dog food; lead based paint in toys; spinach tainted with E. coli; peanut butter; Veggie Booty Health Snacks; fish; hamburger meat; frozen pizza; pot pies; children vaccines and the list goes on and on fo...

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Funny story: God recalls the year 2007; space-time continuum to be reset back one year at midnight on New Year's Eve; quantum mechanics fear end of the Universe

God recalls the year 2007; space-time continuum to be reset back one year at midnight on New Year's Eve; quantum mechanics fear end of the Universe

Vatican City - It's official. At the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve 2007 God will turn back the hands of time, resetting the space-time continuum back to December 31, 2006. The act of God was requested by Pope Benedict XVI when he praye...

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Funny story: Maddie: Holmes takes the case

Maddie: Holmes takes the case

It was in the late summer of 2007 as I recall that Mr Sherlock Holmes and I sojourned in the Portuguese resort of Praia Da Luz, that fishing village so burdened by the hopes of a world desperate for news of the missing infant Madeline McCann.

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Funny story: Olympic Torch Recalled

Olympic Torch Recalled

China, the host of the 2008 Summer Olympics, has announced that they are recalling the Olympic Torch due to some safety concerns.

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Funny story: Playdough poisonings linked to Disney cereal

Playdough poisonings linked to Disney cereal

(Seattle, WA) Thousands of children have been admitted to emergency rooms for eating the popular children's sculpting clay Playdough after their parents bought them Disney's Lilo & Stitch breakfast cereal, according to an American Medical Ass...

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Funny story: Mattel Recalls Heidi Klum

Mattel Recalls Heidi Klum

EL SEGUNDO, CA - Citing safety concerns originating with its Chinese manufacturers, toy company Mattel announced today an immediate recall of Heidi Klum. CEO Robert Eckert said the recall became necessary after an investigation into a Mattel subcont...

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Funny story: FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

Washington, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finally took action against the makers of the Booty line healthy food snacks with the obscene, offensive, and sexually suggestive names, according to conservative family value groups.

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Funny story: New and Improved "Super-Botox" Recall

New and Improved "Super-Botox" Recall

If Botox is what you need to get rid of those lines and wrinkles then Super-Botox with three times the power should be even better. Not necessarily! The new product was recalled yesterday after users' faces were pulled so tight they had to be tr...

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Funny story: Poisonous Chinese products flooding American market

Poisonous Chinese products flooding American market

(Seattle, WA) The shortage of port inspectors has allowed countless dangerous products from China to enter the US marketplace. "We just can't possibly keep up with the sheer number of different items coming in from abroad," said a city...

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