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Funny story: American Media Already Prepare Profile Of Next Mass Shooter

American Media Already Prepare Profile Of Next Mass Shooter

US news media outlets are already preparing draft descriptions of future mass murderers based on previous descriptions of all former mass killers. "I can't believe it, they were such a normal family" has already been earmarked as one potential lea...

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Funny story: Fossil raindrops prove modern science is a load of poop!

Fossil raindrops prove modern science is a load of poop!

Modern science has today been exposed as a momentous pile of steaming shite. According to Sanjoy Som from Nasa's Ames Research Center, raindrops which caused indentations and then waited thousands of years to fossilized, allow an insight into clim...

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Funny story: Maine Zumba Prostitution Scandal an 'Illuminati Plot!'

Maine Zumba Prostitution Scandal an 'Illuminati Plot!'

KENNEBUNK, Maine (ABSNN) - 129,277 men in this tony seaside town (all apparently Democrats) on the Maine coast have been named as "Johns" in the Zumba Prostitution scandal. Their names, but no other identifying data, were released by order of the ju...

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Funny story: Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Members of the religious evolution cult are today bashing their heads against the wall, as yet again, they need to fudge their story. Only half way through the year, and this is the fourth time that a significant find has been trumpeted in the nat...

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Funny story: Dawkins claims evolutionist is a bullsh*tter!

Dawkins claims evolutionist is a bullsh*tter!

Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot, heir of the slave trade and childrens author Richard Dawkins has lashed out at fellow deluded high priest of evolution EO Wilson. Dawkins, 71, who claims he was once an ape, described Wilson's theory "as...

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Funny story: Jets Scrambled As Passenger Unfastened Seat Belt To Use Bathroom

Jets Scrambled As Passenger Unfastened Seat Belt To Use Bathroom

Six F-15 fighter jets were scrambled yesterday to escort a transatlantic flight diverted amid a passenger's suspicious behaviour, say US officials. The plane was due to land in Miami, Florida, but was sent over 5000 miles away to San Diego. The...

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Funny story: Obama Stooge Teachers Bully Students In North Carolina - Ignorance Rules In Our Public Schools

Obama Stooge Teachers Bully Students In North Carolina - Ignorance Rules In Our Public Schools

An extremely ignorant, bigoted, loud, bullying, unqualified "teacher" from North Carolina has been revealed to be an Obama 'Sleeper' mole, hell bent on destroying the liberties, free speech, free thinking youth of America by brain washing her studen...

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Funny story: Manchester Mole Thieves - most underpaid thieves in Britain?

Manchester Mole Thieves - most underpaid thieves in Britain?

Police are investigating the daring raid of an ATM, completely emptying it. The thieves, dubbed the Manchester Moles, dug a five hundred foot tunnel from an embankment to the shopping centre ATM; working only between midnight and five in the morning...

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Funny story: All off at Religion Station

All off at Religion Station

We've all been there. Happily blundering in the dark believing that there's no God and that pure random chance and basic high school physics created the universe and all life within it, in it's glorious diversity. Then suddenly it hits us. Life is like a train, and we can stay on those single tracks blindly following science, or we could get off at Religion Station. The great thing about...

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Funny story: All aboard the atheist train!

All aboard the atheist train!

The current fad amongst the mentally lazy is that of atheism. It has been claimed by the BAPS - British Atheist Propaganda Society that it is 'cool' to be an atheist. Once the domain of the faux intellectuals, now it is the topic of hot debate on ITVs 'Loose Women'! It is impossible to prove a universal negative, yet atheism - the belief that there is no God, makes just that wacky claim! Foolis...

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Funny story: President Icarus Flies into NJ Shutting Down all Air Corridors; Chaos Results in Windfall for Pittsburg!

President Icarus Flies into NJ Shutting Down all Air Corridors; Chaos Results in Windfall for Pittsburg!

Thousands of Muslims and Bangladeshi democrat constituents in Paterson, turned out to welcome President Obama as he flew in to the lightly affected region of Paterson, NJ, in the wake of hurricane Irene promising aid, jobs, and extended unemployment...

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Funny story: Colonel Gaddafi stripped of his rank

Colonel Gaddafi stripped of his rank

The first act of the new rebel leadership in Libya is to strip Gaddaffi of his military rank. "It's been ridiculous," said, Haffa Sigarat, one rebel leader. "I've only been in the military for three weeks, and I'm already a major. He's been a colo...

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Funny story: 80% of Universe still missing

80% of Universe still missing

'Scientists' at UCLA have drawn a blank in a recent search for 'Dark Matter' This fabled form of matter is invisable, but said to exist by crazed scientists. They claim that the universe is composed of a whopping 80% dark matter, yet the latest se...

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