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Funny story: Ear Muffs!! - Mr. Emanuel Goes Back To Chicago

Ear Muffs!! - Mr. Emanuel Goes Back To Chicago

CHICAGO - Former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel officially began his never in doubt quest to become Chicago's next mayor with a stunning hit-the-floor-gunning debut last Saturday before a seemingly wide awake throng of slippery-driven suppor…

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Funny story: Yemeni terror plot theory bombs

Yemeni terror plot theory bombs

Langley, Va - (Shoo-in Bomber Mess): A massive great big Xmas bonus awaits the Vatican head of counter-antiterrorism CIA top brass said this weekend. Second only to '25 years of George W Bush sobriety' theories the 'Yemeni Al Qaeda' Chicago synago...

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Funny story: Chicago Shortage of Fish & Newspapers as Emanuel Sends Messages to Rivals!

Chicago Shortage of Fish & Newspapers as Emanuel Sends Messages to Rivals!

Fish mongers couldn't keep up with demand it was noted today, and issues of the Chicago Tribune were hard to find as Mayoral Candidate Rahm Emanuel continues to send out 'personal gift wrapped messages' to all those intent on opposing him in the up...

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Funny story: Michael Moore Secretly on Tap to Advise New Chief of Staff

Michael Moore Secretly on Tap to Advise New Chief of Staff

While it is true that Peter Rouse has taken over for Rahm Emanuel as White House Chief of Staff, there are rumors floating about the White House that it is Michael Moore and not Rouse who is now running the show for our President. Moore has been t...

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Funny story: Obama Shocker: I did not have sex with that Ballet Dancer, Rahm Emanuel!"

Obama Shocker: I did not have sex with that Ballet Dancer, Rahm Emanuel!"

A newly repentant President Barry Obama, having 'come to Jesus' a few hours ago, was forced to clarify his relationship with soon to be departed House Senior Advisor Rahm Emanuel, a former Ballet Dancer saying, "I did not have sex with that man!"...

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Funny story: Rahm Emanuel 'leaving White House to run for Moscow mule' - no, wait! - for Moscow Mayor!

Rahm Emanuel 'leaving White House to run for Moscow mule' - no, wait! - for Moscow Mayor!

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): The President's chief of stuff is to fulfill a long-held ambition to run for mayor in his home town of Moscow. The move comes amid a sudden vacancy following today's sacking of Yuri Luzhkov by Russian President Dim...

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Funny story: Rahm Emanuel Forms White House Ballet Company: Will Star as Lead in "The Nutcracker"

Rahm Emanuel Forms White House Ballet Company: Will Star as Lead in "The Nutcracker"

Former ballet star,Rahm Emauel, now Chief of Staff for President Barrack Obama in Washington, announced he is heading up a new Ballet Company with the backing of the White House and plans to star in the premier debut of "The Nutcracker" as it goes o...

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Funny story: Rahm Emanuel Calls Republicans "Dumb AS White Bread" Won't Apologize

Rahm Emanuel Calls Republicans "Dumb AS White Bread" Won't Apologize

"They ARE as dumb as white bread," said Rahm Emanuel of Republicans after apologizing for calling some members of his own party, retarded. "I apologize for calling them retarded. It was an insult to all of the, fine, wonderful, and loving retarde...

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Funny story: Failed Copenhagen Accord Leads to Plunge in Carbon Credits; Gore Almost Financially Destitute, Pleads for BAILOUT!

Failed Copenhagen Accord Leads to Plunge in Carbon Credits; Gore Almost Financially Destitute, Pleads for BAILOUT!

A shocking international investigation into the collapsing Carbon Credit financial market has revealed that several prominent proponents of The Global Warming Crisis, lost their ass after the Copenhagen Convention was declared a massive Failure, not...

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Funny story: Joe Wilson Exposed as Pathological Liar

Joe Wilson Exposed as Pathological Liar

Washington, DC - Investigators led by Rahm Emanuel, White House chief of staff, have uncovered evidence of a lifetime of pathological lying by Republican Representative Joe Wilson of South Carolina. Mr. Wilson made headlines for his outburst during t...

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Funny story: Adrian 'Nathan Petrelli' Pasdar auditions for role of Rahm Emanuel in Obama 2008 victory biopic

Adrian 'Nathan Petrelli' Pasdar auditions for role of Rahm Emanuel in Obama 2008 victory biopic

Los Angeles - (ReUterus & 9/11 Ass Mess): Heroes actor Adrian Pasdar is a central casting shoo-in to play the role of Rahm Emanuel in new Tarantino-directed movie about the Obama 2008 presidential victory. A near doppelganger for the president...

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Funny story: Obama's Chief of Staff Quits - Joins Stavros Flatley Dancers

Obama's Chief of Staff Quits - Joins Stavros Flatley Dancers

Rahm Emanuel, Obama's chief of staff has quit his position in the White House and has joined the father/son team from Britain's Got Talent; the Stavros Flatley Dancers. Emanuel is actually a graduate of the Evanston School of Ballet and the Sarah...

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Funny story: WHBO Sanctions First Bout

WHBO Sanctions First Bout

Washington D.C. - The newly created WHBO (White House Boxing Office) has sanctioned its first fight between Rahm Emmanuel and Howard Dean on March 5, 2009. President Obama okay'd the bout this morning, despite rumors that he is going ahead with appoi...

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Funny story: Obama To Address Rising Unemployment With REALLY Big Cabinet

Obama To Address Rising Unemployment With REALLY Big Cabinet

(Chicago-Illinois) President-elect Barack Obama wasted no time during his first press conference addressing both the Nation's rising unemployment and staffing his cabinet is one turn. His cabinet will be headed by Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and "415...

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