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Funny story: Fruity Cell-phone Manufacturer Settles Radiation Lawsuit with Blueberries

Fruity Cell-phone Manufacturer Settles Radiation Lawsuit with Blueberries

Blueberry Hill, Ontario, Canada - Plagued by numerous class action suits, Canada's leading cell phone giant has instructed its lawyers to settle out of court. In a dramatic announcement, spokesperson Briar Patch revealed that an amicable settlement h...

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Funny story: Penis Atrophy Linked to Cell Phone Use

Penis Atrophy Linked to Cell Phone Use

Rochester MN: Claims have been made that using a cell phone in close proximity to the head could perhaps cause brain cancer. Dr. Nicola Tesla of the Heinrich Hertz Institute has conducted his own independent study to determine if there are other hidd...

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Funny story: Nuclear Accident Happens In France - Because of Onions

Nuclear Accident Happens In France - Because of Onions

There has been a nuclear accident in the French city of Auvignon. Some workers have exposed themselves to radioactive materials and they have been sent to hospital for treatment.

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Funny story: Slickly Slender

Slickly Slender

According to my definition of soul, electromagnetic radiation, last week, I was promenading in space, when I was accosted by a weird old man who introduced himself as the biblical Noah and CEO of new Ark in space. He added he was waiting for a new cargo. Perhaps due to my blank face, he inquired if I had any animosity toward men of God.

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Funny story: Radon Causes Tobacco Cancer not Nicotine

Radon Causes Tobacco Cancer not Nicotine

Saint Leo, Florida (IPP) - An independently wealthy Indian artifacts collector from Florida has stumbled onto a closely guarded corporate and government secret about the real cause of cancer as it relates to tobacco use.

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Funny story: Soldiers file depleted uranium lawsuit against the military

Soldiers file depleted uranium lawsuit against the military

Victims of depleted uranium poisoning have filed suit against the government for inadequately warning them of the inherent dangers involved in using their ordnance.

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Funny story: Poisonous Chinese products flooding American market

Poisonous Chinese products flooding American market

(Seattle, WA) The shortage of port inspectors has allowed countless dangerous products from China to enter the US marketplace. "We just can't possibly keep up with the sheer number of different items coming in from abroad," said a city...

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