Girls: Have you ever felt that your girlfriend was Straight? If you did, could you see the signs? If not keep reading and fill out the quiz to find out just how Straight your girl might be. 1.) Does she have more friends who are girls or more who are guys? 2.) Does she go out of her way to see boys? 3.) Has she ever dated a boy? 4.) Does she tell you what she is doing often? 5.) Doe...
A teacher banned for life from his local after a sedate Pub Quiz evening ended in violence, says it is 'bloody Stephen Fry's fault.' Ardent quizzer Eamon O'Bohan, 52 was taking part in the weekly quiz at North Finchley's 'Elephant & Trumpet' p...
I have always thought it would be really neat to be an Evil Genius like we've always seen in the Bond movies or even the Austin Powers films. You know: having an army of henchmen to do my bidding, sitting in a really impressive office with a kitty in my arms, wearing a mao jacket, shaving my head and launching a plan for world domination. But how do I know if I'm REALLY evil genius material? How...
I know what you're thinking: another one of those stupid quizzes with even more stupid scenarios to supposedly decipher whether or not you are a screaming racist, right? That's right! It's the only way to tell. Just asking you whether or not you...
Fiendishly funny television quiz show QI's dyed in the wool luvie presenter, Stephen Fry, and the programmes production company ,Talkback Thames, have been accused of manipulating the show's scores to suit its own humerous ends. Viewers have been...
Tempers were frayed last night at the live recording of one of English TV's more successful faux intellectual quiz shows. Rumours were rife that openly gay chairperson and full time luvie, Stephanie Fry, had earlier cornered mild mannered regular...
1. You're refereeing a match at Old Trafford with the scores level after 90 minutes. Do you (a) Award Manchester United a penalty, even if Ryan Giggs only trips over his own boot laces, (b) Send off the entire visiting team for daring to make a match of it against United, or (c) Add on 6 minutes of injury time, and hope that the Reds get a goal anyway. 2. You're subjected to endless vocal ab...
Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean? a) It's hungry b) It's lost c) You're hungry d) Let the begging begin Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this? a) Supper b) Something s/he obviously wouldn't eat c) Something to keep you going till supper's ready d) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the humans eat Your human removes you from the top of t...
Yes, it's time for you to test your knowledge with another Quiz of the Week! As always, I'll provide the answers, and the winner will be the commenter who provides the funniest questions. The answers for this week are: 1. In Gordon Brown's right sock; 2. Under the Governor's sofa in Threadneedle Street; 3. Behind the third bush from the left on Hampstead Heath at midnight; 4. In...
Pope Benedict has been banned from appearing on an Italian television game show due to fears that he might use his 'papal infallibility' to beat all the other contestants. The pontiff - whose chosen subject was to be 'altar boys of the late 20th C...
World leader quiz Answer these multiple-choice questions, and see if you could be a next world leader - the heads of state of America, Russia, France, Britain and Germany all refused to take the quiz, so here's your chance for glory: 1 - You're driving a golf caddie, and crash it into a tree. Do you: (A) not even notice you've crashed the caddie, even after security men have lifted the mach...
Two 'red-top' British tabloids - the Sun and Daily Star - are set to co-operatively launch what is said to be the UK's biggest ever daily newspaper quiz, which threatens to tumble the National Lottery from its crown position. With daily prizes be...
Answer each question honestly to examine whether you have an Iraq addiction:...
Suffering from an identity crisis? Not sure where you fit in in today's changing political climate? Take this quiz and you'll know: What kind of terrorist are you?...
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