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Funny story: More evolution hokum - 20 million year 'tweak'

More evolution hokum - 20 million year 'tweak'

The lie of evolution has again been exposed by, you guessed it, evolutionists! The latest in a series of flies in various ointments is courtesy of an article summarised in 'Nature Reviews Genetics'. It would seem that the 'molecular clock' runs...

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Funny story: Shock of shocks! Cern 'discover' Higgs boson just as predicted!

Shock of shocks! Cern 'discover' Higgs boson just as predicted!

The Higgs boson, the particle that has cost untold billions of dollars to detect, has potentially been discovered, just as the Cern scientists said it would be earlier in the year. The Hadron collider is due to be shut down at the end of the year...

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Funny story: Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Members of the religious evolution cult are today bashing their heads against the wall, as yet again, they need to fudge their story. Only half way through the year, and this is the fourth time that a significant find has been trumpeted in the nat...

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Funny story: Homoeopathic researchers detect Archimedes bath water

Homoeopathic researchers detect Archimedes bath water

Homoeopathic researchers at the Water Memory Project in Bath have successfully located the homoeopathic trace memory of the very bath water that Archimedes leapt from whilst shouting Eureka three thousand years ago. "We are bowled over by this dis...

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Funny story: Hosepipe bans cause rain

Hosepipe bans cause rain

After studying weather patterns and hosepipe ban data for the past thirty years, professor of homoeopathic meteorology, Derrick Huge, has discovered a correlation between hosepipe bans and subsequent heavy rain. Moreover, he believes he has an explan...

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Funny story: Cern decide that the 'God' particle will be found by end of year

Cern decide that the 'God' particle will be found by end of year

'Scientists' from CERN have decided that they will have found proof of the so called 'God' particle by the end of the year. Just before the money pit closes for refurbishment. The Higgs boson, which has absolutely nothing to do with religion, was...

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Funny story: World Health Organization: Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy.

World Health Organization: Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy.

World Health Organization: "Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy." The World Health Organization released findings on a series of expensive studies today, including a study that shows that men's desks are dirtier than women's...

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Funny story: Scientists capture an ideatron at work

Scientists capture an ideatron at work

"Many people have asked 'where do ideas come from?'," said professor of improbable physics, professor Welton Wobury at Keele University. "We know now." According to Wobury, when people wearing synthetic fibres walk on carpets made from synthetic f...

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Funny story: Vague Timing System to be used in the Olympics

Vague Timing System to be used in the Olympics

Scientists at Cambridge University have successfully lobbied the World Athletics Federation to adopt their new Vague Timing System as the official timing system of the Olympics. "With many countries having different timing mechanisms, we feel this...

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Funny story: Dyson omelette maker can make an omelette without breaking eggs

Dyson omelette maker can make an omelette without breaking eggs

Dyson have finally answered the question "can you make an omlette without breaking eggs?" with a resounding yes. "This is a great piece of kit," said Suzi Perry of Channel 5's Gadget Show. "I've stolen the demo model they sent us, and it's gone st...

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Funny story: Help Richard Dawkins this Christmas and scoop 50K!

Help Richard Dawkins this Christmas and scoop 50K!

At this festive time of year, it is customary to help those less fortunate than yourself. This year, the plight of atheists and evolutionists is at its most dire for years. Since the fable of evolution was swallowed up by the terminally gullible and stupid, the puzzle of the materialistic explanation for the origins of life has been one of the thousands of unanswered and ignored questions about...

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Funny story: Scientists Determine that Upwards of 96 Percent of Human Body Mass is Dark Matter and Dark Energy

Scientists Determine that Upwards of 96 Percent of Human Body Mass is Dark Matter and Dark Energy

Gravitational astrophysicists have long-since determined that Dark Energy and Dark Matter must account for over 96% of the mass of the universe, or else their pet theory would fall flat on its face. Pioneering physiologists are now beginning to c...

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Funny story: Scientists prove lives in the third world worth less

Scientists prove lives in the third world worth less

A leading scientist has created a formula that proves that lives in the third world are worth less. The breakthrough discovery will allow people to identify with that feeling of complete indifference whenever a colossal lose of human life occurs i...

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Funny story: Pupfish evolving into Pupfish at 'explosive' rate!

Pupfish evolving into Pupfish at 'explosive' rate!

The science world is reeling from the shock announcement that Pupfish, are evolving into Pupfish! "Most of the species look the same and they act the same, eating detritus and algae off rocks," UC Davis researcher Chip Martin said. However, Mar...

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Funny story: Statistics up!

Statistics up!

A recent hard-hitting survey has revealed that statistics have risen upwards at an unprecedented rate and are currently at an all-time high. The shock report reported that a shocking 74% of all statistics are only 39% worthwhile, while 22% of the...

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Funny story: Beggars should not be choosers

Beggars should not be choosers

Sociologists at Loughborough University have tested out the old phrase "Beggars Cannot Be Choosers" to see how much truth it holds. "We had a blank week between identifying the next big thing and solving the riddle of the supermarket checkout queu...

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Funny story: Cure for baldness

Cure for baldness

After thousands of years of quackery fruitloopery cures for baldness, scientists in Durham have finally cracked the causes, and found a cure for baldness that actually works. Historically cures have involved lotions rubbed on the head, from the sl...

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