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Funny story: Warren Jeffs vindicated as arson destroys Texas governor's mansion

Warren Jeffs vindicated as arson destroys Texas governor's mansion

Utah State Prison, Utah - (Incandescent Mess): "The Lord has heard my cry and has smitten mine enemy with his bolts of fire!"...

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Funny story: Receding Hairlines in Women Result from Polygamy and Incest

Receding Hairlines in Women Result from Polygamy and Incest

The San Angelo, Texas Hairline Research Institute has published new findings in the Journal of Balding Women and Children. SATHRI has suspected for years that the wearing of prairie dresses and the torturous bobbing of hair was the underlying cause o...

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Funny story: Texas scraps foster care in favor of exchange program

Texas scraps foster care in favor of exchange program

In a surprise move Friday, the Texas Court of Appeals ruled that the more than 400 children seized from a polygamist compound will have the option of a state-sponsored exchange program in addition to foster care.

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Funny story: Pregnant polygamy girls' ultrasounds show images of Jesus

Pregnant polygamy girls' ultrasounds show images of Jesus

Eldorado, Texas - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): One hundred pregnant under-eighteen year-olds taken from the Yearning For Zion polygamy nutters' hellhole have stunned doctors after ultrasound scans showed images of Jesus in their wombs.

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Funny story: Texas polygamy kids 'want to become Scientologists' after Tom Cruise movie outing

Texas polygamy kids 'want to become Scientologists' after Tom Cruise movie outing

Texas - (Fundamental Mess): Over four hundred children taken into care from the Yearn For Zion polygamous nutters' ranch have demanded immediate initiation into the Church of Scientology after seeing Tom Cruise's Top Gun and...

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Funny story: Snow White Arrested in Texas

Snow White Arrested in Texas

Acting on a tip off from the evil queen, Texas officials have entered the compound of the Church of the Seventh Vertically Challenged Adventists and taken Snow white into custody.

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Funny story: OPEC debates wholesale market in underage females to offset rocketing crude prices

OPEC debates wholesale market in underage females to offset rocketing crude prices

Vienna, Austria - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): An emergency session of the OPEC ruling council has debated the wholesale marketing of underage females to offset the rocketing price of crude which is nudging $120 a-barrel today.

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Funny story: Polygamist Temple Beds "Used for Sex With Rich Republicans"

Polygamist Temple Beds "Used for Sex With Rich Republicans"

SAN ANGELO, Texas (FMLiveWire) -- Hundreds of children who were taken from the polygamist cult ranch here by Texas child welfare authorities will remain in state custody, a judge ruled after learning they were bred to have sex with rich Republicans.

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Funny story: Polygamist Wife Denies Larry King Wedding Proposal

Polygamist Wife Denies Larry King Wedding Proposal

Los Angeles-A polygamist wife interviewed April 16 on CNN's "Larry King Live" has denied a story that the 74 year-old talk host pleaded with her to fly to Las Vegas to wed.

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Funny story: Warren Jeffs: "Congress is Hell"

Warren Jeffs: "Congress is Hell"

Utah State Penitentiary - (Fundamentalist Mess): "You heathen folk just don't realise that for a fundamentally polygamist prophet like myself, congress is hell when each wife comes with a mother-in-law."...

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Funny story: "A Father Should Decide When His Daughter is Old Enough to Marry Her Daddy"

"A Father Should Decide When His Daughter is Old Enough to Marry Her Daddy"

ELDORADO, TX - The Eldorado based polygamist sect mired in the largest child custody hearing in state history defended its members against allegations of child abuse and coerced marriage of minors in a press statement issued Friday.

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Funny story: Polygamist ranch probe shifts to Vatican

Polygamist ranch probe shifts to Vatican

Eldorado, Texas - (Lurid Mess): The polygamist ranch probe shits come from the Vatican according to latest reports.

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Funny story: Phone call by sixteen-year-old girl from fundamentalist compound alleging sexual abuse traced to Mary Kay's Cosmetics headquarters

Phone call by sixteen-year-old girl from fundamentalist compound alleging sexual abuse traced to Mary Kay's Cosmetics headquarters

Eldorado, Texas - The Eldorado police department in West Texas has finally tracked down the source of the controversial phone call of an alleged 16-year-old sexually abused girl that lead to them raiding the fundamentalist polygamists compound.

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Funny story: Texas Polygamists Headed to Utah

Texas Polygamists Headed to Utah

ELDORADO, TX - Members of an embattled polygamist sect began loading horse trailers with their few meager possessions, including wives and children, as preparations for a permanent relocation got underway Thursday.

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Funny story: Fundamentalist Polygamist Women Break Silence

Fundamentalist Polygamist Women Break Silence

Polygamist women from the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints in Eldorado, Texas have broken their silence on the recent situation with their church.

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Funny story: N.O.W. helps fundamentalist polygamist compound wives make transition into modern society

N.O.W. helps fundamentalist polygamist compound wives make transition into modern society

Eldorado, Texas - The National Organization of Women (N.O.W.) has stepped up to the plate and offered to personally help every one of the fundamentalist polygamist compound wives make the transition into modern society.

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Funny story: Fundamentalist polygamist compound wives now get their one cell phone confiscated too - caught engaging in hot polygamist phone sex

Fundamentalist polygamist compound wives now get their one cell phone confiscated too - caught engaging in hot polygamist phone sex

Eldoarado, Texas - After the Eldorado police raided the largest polygamy fundamentalist compound in the state of Texas, confiscating 416 children, they thought they had put an end to the practice, only to discover that they succeeded in driving the p...

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