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Funny story: Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

A group of pigeon drug couriers has been caught "pigeon-footed" delivering drugs to Colombian prisons. Regular flights from the Colombian coca fields to the prison were no problem for the pigeons, they're all "Homeys". The only problem was that t...

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Funny story: Pigeon SWAT Teams Target High-Profile Personalities

Pigeon SWAT Teams Target High-Profile Personalities

In a scene reminiscent of Hitchcock's The Birds, a flock of pigeons swooped over the Capitol steps and crapped all over Rep. Charley Rangel (D) of New York. Reports are coming in from multiple locations across the country where similar attacks have...

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Funny story: Kings of Leon Upstaged by Pooping Pigeons

Kings of Leon Upstaged by Pooping Pigeons

Strange as some band names can be, the Pooping Pigeons referred to in this story are literally pooping pigeons. The rock band Kings of Leon were in St. Louis, Missouri Friday night at the Verizon Amphitheater, getting their groove on, when they be...

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Funny story: Disabled pigeons saved in Budget

Disabled pigeons saved in Budget

Along with the international aid, Pigeon recuperation has been a surprise winner in the emergency election budget. George Osbourne stated - "I want to build a mini Chelsea Hospital for these wonderful birds. I shedded a tear when I saw one limping...

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Funny story: Tragic death of Jack Duckworth's pigeon

Tragic death of Jack Duckworth's pigeon

Coronation Street legend Jack Duckworth was reported to be "heartbroken" last night after one of his pigeons died in a freak accident. The bird came to grief after becoming caught up in a tangled storyline. Granada TV confirmed this morning tha...

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Funny story: Pigeon Obesity reaches an all time high!

Pigeon Obesity reaches an all time high!

In 2001 approximately 0.5% of all common pigeons where obese, in 2009 the results show that 23.5% of pigeons are obese. Last week top naturist, David Attenborough visited the city of Bristol to investigate it's rarest artefacts of nature. He visit...

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Funny story: Officials Nab Traveler With Pigeons In Pants

Officials Nab Traveler With Pigeons In Pants

An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said yesterday. The 24-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in h...

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Funny story: Sunderland Pigeon Cree Under Threat

Sunderland Pigeon Cree Under Threat

Pigeon Fanciers from around the country flock to visit the Ryhope Pigeon Cree now a Grade 2 Listed Building built in the early Fifties by miners with wood from the pits transported to this spot their by hardy Carrier Pigeons.

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Funny story: Harris Hawks Released in London Stations to Slaughter Pigeons

Harris Hawks Released in London Stations to Slaughter Pigeons

A new spectator sport has emerged in the capital today as dozens of hardened Harris Hawks were released to commit carnage in train stations all over London.

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Funny story: Remote-controlled cockroach found in White House

Remote-controlled cockroach found in White House

(Washington, DC) Life imitating art imitating life was the general consensus among visitors to the White House Friday when word leaked of the discovery of a cyborg cockroach near the West Wing.

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Funny story: Council Arrests Pigeon For Dropping Two Crisps

Council Arrests Pigeon For Dropping Two Crisps

A council has defended its decision to issue an £80 litter fine after a pigeon dropped two crisps on the pavement. The pigeon was pounced on by 2 zealous litter wardens who threw themselves onto the shocked bird waving their council badges.

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Funny story: Chimps used to create spam

Chimps used to create spam

Los Angeles, California: If you've noticed email spam containing horrendous typos and other grammatical errors, it may be the work of Chimpanzees.

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Funny story: In Search of Tarquin Otter, Britain's Favourite Poet by Feamus Tipple O'Flattery

In Search of Tarquin Otter, Britain's Favourite Poet by Feamus Tipple O'Flattery

The work of the great and celebrated poet, Tarquin Otter, has for four decades delighted and intrigued a small but enthusiastic band of followers. Otter has ridden the wave of modernism and post-modernism, always surpassing himself with each collection that's just one step ahead of the game, and hard to pigeon-hole.

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