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Funny story: Louisiana To Honor Duck Dynasty's Robertson Family With A Valentine's Day Parade

Louisiana To Honor Duck Dynasty's Robertson Family With A Valentine's Day Parade

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - The governor or Louisiana, Bobby Jindal has just proclaimed that the week of February 10-16 will be officially declared as The Robertson Family Week. Governor Jindal stated that on Valentine's Day, the Duck Dynasty clan wi...

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Funny story: President Obama Turns Down An Offer To Appear On Duck Dynasty

President Obama Turns Down An Offer To Appear On Duck Dynasty

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced that the producers of the hit show Duck Dynasty have invited President Obama to guest star on the A&E show. Colfax informed the White House reporters that the preside...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Robertson: No Women In Heaven!

Duck Dynasty Robertson: No Women In Heaven!

Pastor Robertson told us that he knew that it ain't going to make him any popular but that the Good Book says what it means. After that encounter with the Gay people, he hated to start 'another boondoggle' but that's just how it is and he believe...

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Funny story: NASA Has Just Received A Very Generous Check From Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

NASA Has Just Received A Very Generous Check From Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

HOUSTON - The executives at NASA are thrilled due to the fact that they have just received a very generous donation from the patriarch of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family, Phil Robertson. Phil told the press that the members of his family have alwa...

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Funny story: ZZ Top To Guest Star on Duck Dynasty

ZZ Top To Guest Star on Duck Dynasty

HOUSTON - The Little Old Band from Texas, ZZ Top has just announced that they will be appearing in an upcoming episode of the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty. Billy Gibbons, lead singer and guitar player for the power trio from the Lone Star State,...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson, Reba McEntire, and Scarlett Johansson To Star In Duck Dynasty - The Musical

Willie Nelson, Reba McEntire, and Scarlett Johansson To Star In Duck Dynasty - The Musical

HOLLYWOOD - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with Castle Moat Productions has just announced that filming will begin soon on Staccato Monteverdi's motion picture Duck Dynasty - The Musical. Monteverdi spoke with Cahoots Wyoming of Silver Scr...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Says That Sarah Palin Better Leave The Robertson Family Alone

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Says That Sarah Palin Better Leave The Robertson Family Alone

NEW YORK CITY - Phil Robertson and some of his Duck Dynasty family members flew up to New York City to appear as guests on Rush Limbaugh's radio talk show. Rush told Phil that he was proud to make his acquaintance. Phil responded by saying that he...

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Funny story: Sermon From Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson

Sermon From Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson

I want to thank every one of my family for showing up for services. Big crowd is always a sight for sore eyes. If you will all turn to the book of Hezakiah, I'll get me a drink of this clear water. OK. You can quit looking at each other. There ain't no such book in there but I don't think you been reading the Good Book much lately. Now you all know about the 12 disciples and one was that...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Tries To Help Newlyweds With Sex Advice, Others!!

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Tries To Help Newlyweds With Sex Advice, Others!!

You young marrieds listen up as I want to pass along a few things to help your marriage. Now, you may have been at it for a couple of months....don't blush Marsha....but things are starting to cool off a bit and you ain't pregnant either. This her...

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Funny story: Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are happier than Miley Cyrus at a nude convention as they have just signed Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson's wife Miss Kay to appear on the next edition of the popular dance show. DWTS Producer Ber...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Thinking of Running For The U.S. Senate

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Thinking of Running For The U.S. Senate

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Word out of the Robertson Complex in West Monroe is that Robertson family patriarch Phil Robertson is seriously contemplating running for the United States senate. Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine is rep...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Preacher Admits He's Not A Healer But Can Rid You of Warts

Duck Dynasty Preacher Admits He's Not A Healer But Can Rid You of Warts

Even though he can heal warts in most cases, he still says that he cannot heal people of serious health problems. "Oh I do a few things to help the sick, especially praying to the One who can heal them. But every one of you can do that. You don't...

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Funny story: Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty's Robertson Family As Its 2013 Family of The Year

Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty's Robertson Family As Its 2013 Family of The Year

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - State Senator Howie Du Croissant [R-Shreveport] has just informed the news media that the state has decided to honor the Robertson family, stars of the hit A&E television show Duck Dynasty. Senator Du Croissant stated...

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Funny story: God Admits: "Pope Francis is right. The jig's up. There is no hell."

God Admits: "Pope Francis is right. The jig's up. There is no hell."

HEAVEN--In an interview God held with CNN's Anderson Cooper on Sunday, He admitted that Pope Francis was right when he said, "The church no longer believes in a literal hell where people suffer. This doctrine is incompatible with the infinite love of...

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Funny story: Phil Robertson to Go After Druids & Christmas Trees Next?

Phil Robertson to Go After Druids & Christmas Trees Next?

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty has just been rehired and many are celebrating the fact. But a new sermon by the Preacher may begin another controversy but not so bad as the last one. "He is going to come down strong on having Christmas trees all d...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Says That He Will Never Appear On Duck Dynasty

Adam Lambert Says That He Will Never Appear On Duck Dynasty

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Adam Lambert has just stated that he will never appear on the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty no matter how much money he is offered. Lambert had just finished performing a concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cuc...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Highly Incensed At Her Own Tea Bag Party

Sarah Palin Highly Incensed At Her Own Tea Bag Party

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was sitting out on the porch of her Wasilla home, Casa Moscow, talking to GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. She told Ms. Wishywater that she was highly incensed that her own Tea Bag Party, a party that she...

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